Be the Main God from Naruto - Chapter 55
Wang Yan divided his mental projections, instantly embodying them into five bodies.
Three males and two females, their once dull eyes, suddenly lit up brightly.
Each had a distinct temperament, radiating a unique aura.
A green-clad hooded girl with a broken sword said, “My name is Riven. Pleased to meet you.”
A man with a ponytail clutching a samurai sword took a swig of sake and slurred while eyeing his blade, “Yasuo, a wandering swordsman.”
The elegant lady with a dagger smiled, exuding queenly vibes, “The Grand Duelist, Fiora.”
The muscular brute with a barbarian helmet boomed, “King of the Barbarians, Tryndamere.”
The last to speak, a man wearing a peculiar green helmet filled with lenses, looked like a conscious fly.
Quiet and reserved, he offered the briefest introduction: “Master Yi.”
Handling multiple personas simultaneously was a novel sensation for Wang Yan.
“Could this approach have negative effects?” Wang Yan inquired for safety’s sake.
The support program immediately responded, “This is one of the correct training approaches to expand the scope of your mental powers. According to the Main God’s schedule, approximately 408 hours from now, your mastery in the spiritual domain will advance without any adverse effects.”
Hearing this, Wang Yan nodded, “17 days? That’s not long.”
Riven, Yasuo, Yi, Fiora, Tryndamere.
Playing multiple roles simultaneously allowed him to exercise his mental powers from previously unexplored angles.
Wang Yan lifted Fiora’s chin and pinched Riven’s cheek, his expression turning peculiar.
It felt like he was teasing himself.
…
Konoha, Sake Sake House.
This Chinese-style izakaya is known for its stir-fried dishes and fine wines.
After completing a research project, Orochimaru liked to unwind here with a unique meal.
However, unlike other patrons, he always came alone.
Even while savoring exquisite dishes, his brain was constantly at work, thinking.
“The research on Kimimaro’s Kekkei Genkai, Shikotsumyaku, has yielded results. The benign mutation of the LRP5 gene leads to increased bone density, permanently smooth and elastic skin, enhanced muscle activity, and corresponding suppression of pain receptors.”
Orochimaru mechanically chewed on a braised lion’s head meatball.
“However, this gene seems to have no connection to Kimimaro’s illness.”
His gaze fell on a chubby boy indulging in a feast nearby, a flicker of disdain passing through his deep eyes.
The seemingly naive but highly sensitive chubby boy instantly met Orochimaru’s gaze.
This “Butterfly” heir of the Ino-Shika-Cho trio quickly wiped his hands on himself and greeted, “Director, hello! I had a bad stomach the other day, thanks to your new medicine, or I would have suffered for a long time!”
Since its establishment, the Konoha Science Department has significantly changed the village.
More affordable, high-performance electronics became widespread, traffic conditions improved, and residents’ health issues no longer lingered as problems.
A so-called “antibiotic” pill cured headaches, fevers, typhoid, diarrhea—any disease, quickly and effectively.
“Heh.” Orochimaru’s smile was stiff.
This Choji Akimichi had terrible eating habits, grabbing food with unwashed hands, so how could he not have stomach issues?
Broad-spectrum antibiotic misuse leads to resistant bacteria and viruses. When super-resistant strains emerge, all traditional treatments will be rendered useless—does Orochimaru look like someone who would discuss such matters?
To him, these issues are trivial.
Stupid Konoha citizens should just enjoy the benefits he brings. Before the first-generation antibiotics lose effectiveness, the next generation of drugs will likely be developed.
Director Orochimaru couldn’t be bothered to enlighten others about the connection between bad habits and diseases.
“Hmm?”
“Bad habits?”
A realization flashed in Orochimaru’s mind: “After returning, immediately use a high-potency antibacterial on Kimimaro! His illness isn’t hereditary but caused by bad habits!”
Kimimaro had a bad habit: after extracting bones for combat and not thoroughly destroying the bone blades, he liked to “return the blade” to his body.
Dust, enemy blood, sand…
Various bacteria and viruses entered his body this way.
This habit was even worse than Choji Akimichi’s!
“No wonder that great scientist named Rick Sanchez said, ‘Science comes from life.’ How could I have figured this out just by doing experiments in the lab?”
Recently, Jiraiya recommended many artworks from other planes and worlds to Orochimaru, broadening his horizons and thinking.
Rick Sanchez
She was among the top scientists in the multiverse known to Orochimaru.
Such beings are awe-inspiring, so Orochimaru set a less ambitious goal: to become a second-tier scientist across countless worlds and infinite planes.
Second-tier scientists include notable figures like Robert Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, Albert Einstein, and Dr. Kusno.
This “Albert Einstein” was interesting, with many identical entities across the infinite universe.
Some Einsteins achieved nothing more than a “Theory of Relativity,” barely qualifying as third-tier scientists.
Others invented time machines, traveled to the past, and reached the first tier of scientists.
Orochimaru quickly gathered his wandering thoughts, his gaze softening significantly as he looked at Choji: “When you have time, come to the research department, and I’ll arrange for someone…never mind, I’ll personally modify your digestive system to give you an iron stomach.”
“Really? With an iron stomach, I won’t get stomach aches anymore?” Choji blinked his starry eyes, his chubby face trembling with excitement.
“Yes.”
Orochimaru nodded, said no more, and departed.
Are they paying the bill?
Non-existent!
It’s all reimbursed by the public funds.
“There’s still a lack of talent under me, having to perform even small-scale enhancement surgeries personally.”
Orochimaru thought, “If Naruto could be persuaded to become a research assistant, his wildly creative thinking might prove quite helpful…”
Just as this thought arose, a boy with brilliant blond hair and deep blue eyes that matched the clear sky appeared before Orochimaru.
He had been dragged here by someone.
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