Lee Sin's Bizzare Adventure - Chapter 2
“My name is Lee Sin, I’m 23 years old, an ordinary citizen from the Dragon Kingdom.”
“Male, interested in females, don’t smoke or drink, good looks and physique, no bad habits.”
“My only flaw is…”
“I’m naturally fearless, always seeking thrills and enjoying a high-difficulty life.”
“Oh…”
“Are you asking what a high-difficulty life is?”
“Let me give you an example:”
“In high school, classes started at 7:00 AM, and I would sleep until 6:50 AM.”
“Not to be lazy, but to enjoy the adrenaline of racing against time.”
“In high school, the day before the college entrance exam, I was at an internet café playing games.”
“Not for fun, but to remember less and experience the extreme romance of the unknown.”
“Later, in college, I was the same:”
“Every semester, I wouldn’t attend lectures until two days before exams to start ‘reviewing.'”
“Hey, hey, hey…”
“Uncle, don’t look at me like that.”
“This isn’t decadence; it’s challenging the highest difficulty mode of life.”
“After graduating from college, I continued to fly against the wind at work until my boss couldn’t stand it and clipped my wings.”
“Everyone said I was courting death, but they didn’t know:”
“Only a challenging life has meaning; only a difficult mode yields rewards.”
“After years of living a high-difficulty life, I’ve become a winner in life, thanks to my calm demeanor, unwavering determination, fearless courage, and a few million RMB my dad casually gave me.”
“Sigh…”
“I’ve worked so hard to increase the difficulty, but life is still too easy.”
“I have no choice but to seek thrills in the virtual world.”
“Take League of Legends, for example, I wouldn’t bother playing unless I give the enemy two kills at the start.”
“This time, just right:”
“A fool instant-locks Yasuo, teammates are already arguing during champ select, I don’t need to give free kills to play from behind.”
“I was quite happy, but I never expected—”
“Just as I finished choosing my champion, a mysterious voice suddenly appeared in my mind—it told me:”
“You’re about to travel.”
“You’re going to the world of JoJo to play a real-life RPG with a League of Legends theme.”
“My god…”
“JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure?”
“That show has such a weird art style, and I’ve only watched two episodes on Bilibili!!”
“Which part of JoJo was it… oh… right, Part 5, Golden Wind.”
“Couldn’t I play a game with a theme I’m interested in?”
“It’s not that I don’t like games, I just don’t like being forced to do things.”
“But that thing called the ‘system’ wouldn’t listen, not only did it refuse my opinions, but it also pulled me from Earth and threw me into this strange manga world!”
“Five minutes ago, I was in a residential area of an inland city in the Dragon Kingdom, playing a computer game.”
“Five minutes later, I inexplicably appeared in this different world, in a street-side hotel room in some unknown location.”
“This room is filthy, smelling like someone just died.”
“The smell… tsk tsk… I can hardly breathe.”
“You tell me, what kind of situation is this…”
“Sending me to another world to play a game, couldn’t they choose a cleaner ‘birthplace’?”
“Enough!!”
Amor impatiently interrupted the bald young man’s rambling and pointed angrily at his shiny, bald head:
“Baldy!”
“Who exactly are you…?”
“Baldy?”
Lee Sin’s face darkened immediately:
“Who the hell are you calling baldy?!”
He touched his smooth, shiny head and said regretfully:
“I used to have a head of beautiful hair, but just now, when I finished choosing my champion…”
“I went bald.”
“But…”
Lee Sin patted his eight-pack abs, which he didn’t have a few minutes ago but suddenly appeared after choosing his champion:
“I seem to have gotten stronger.”
“Uncle, don’t be afraid… I’m not superhuman.”
He flexed his biceps, showing off his freshly gained muscles:
“I probably can’t match Captain America, but barely… a special forces king?”
“Shut up!”
Amor’s face darkened, and he lost his temper:
This bald guy talks way too much.
Really makes you want to kill…
Calm down… I need to stay calm.
This bald guy faced him and his four fierce-looking subordinates alone, yet he showed no fear and rambled on about nonsense.
Clearly, he must have something to rely on.
So, what is that reliance?
Amor carefully adjusted his breathing, growing more cautious:
This bald guy seemed to have some ability like instant teleportation, suddenly appearing in this airtight room.
Such an unbelievable scene, was it an illusion?
No.
He and his four subordinates all witnessed it; it couldn’t be an illusion.
If it wasn’t an illusion, then it must be…
A Stand attack!
Amor’s expression grew serious, filled with lingering fear.
Even if he hadn’t experienced it himself, he’d seen the abilities of Stand Users in this superpower crime organization.
Ordinary people can’t see Stands composed of spiritual energy, but they can see the strange and terrifying effects of Stand abilities.
So, if something inexplicable happens, Amor instinctively considers it a Stand attack.
“Are you a Stand User?”
Amor cautiously asked.
“Stand User?”
Lee Sin frowned, answering honestly:
“No, I’m not.”
“I told you, I’m just an ordinary citizen from the Dragon Kingdom.”
“Impossible!”
Faced with the ‘insincere’ answer, Amor’s hostility deepened:
“Not to mention how you just appeared here…”
“How could an ordinary citizen from the Dragon Kingdom speak such fluent Italian?!”
“Nani?”
Lee Sin was shocked:
“Are you kidding me?”
“I’m speaking Italian now?”
“That’s right.”
Amor frowned, answering seriously:
“Pure Italian, with a bit of our Sicilian accent.”
“Hmm…”
Lee Sin muttered to himself, shocked:
“I thought foreigners all spoke Mandarin, but it seems the ‘system’ is auto-translating for me?”
“Amazing, truly amazing.”
“I didn’t expect this game to come with its own localization…”
“Enough!”
Seeing Lee Sin about to start rambling again, Amor finally lost patience:
“Baldy, what exactly do you want to say?!”
“Well…”
Lee Sin scratched his head, suddenly looking serious:
“I’ve said so much, actually just to tell you—”
“I’m really just an ordinary citizen, inexplicably brought here with no ill intentions.”
“So, uncle, you guys…”
Looking at the black muzzles pointed at him, he shrugged helplessly:
“Could you please stop pointing those guns at me?”
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