Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 102
Looking at his conspicuous clothes that looked like cow skin, Shinpachi pushed his glasses and raised his face.
“I agree with Kawaki-san’s words; what secret! The colors are too rich! Do you think it’s a performance” Pulling at his clothes, Shinpachi pointed to the three people beside him and complained.
The clothes that Sacchan chose for the four… In general, it’s hard to say…
Apart from Shinpachi’s milk-white cow dress, Gintoki was dressed in white with a white scarf. Kagura was dressed in red and was wearing a red scarf. Katsura was dressed in a bright yellow color and a yellow scarf. These people looked at Kawaki with embarrassment. Those who didn’t know would think that they had borrowed the suit from the crew next door. They even forgot to borrow the headgear.
“No, this is just for me to distinguish the few of you.” Sacchan replied, “Other than Gin-san, all look almost the same.”
“Do you think we are just some passers-by in a manga?!” Shinpachi shouted.
“Ah~ Gin-san~ The scarf is crooked~” The blushing honey-faced Sacchan fiddled with the rope around a little lion’s neck, “It’s really hairy; it seems that you can’t do anything without me every day~”
“The hairy one is you!” Gintoki shouted.
“In the end, you still can’t tell which one is us! Put on your glasses!” Shinpachi also complained loudly.
“Kagura-chan, you’d better take off that costume quickly. You will be stained with the smell of Natto, the kind that can’t be washed off.” Kawaki casually reminded her.
“Of course not!” Sacchan retorted, “It’s newly made! There’s no natto smell at all!”
“No, everything that comes from your hands has a Natto stench. I can smell the Natto stench on your body from halfway across Edo.” Kawaki pinched his nose and replied.
“It’s useless to be tempted by me~ My heart and body belong to Gin-san!” Sacchan chuckled and proudly announced the fake truth that only she herself admitted.
“Who would be tempted by a flat-chested woman like you who smells like Natto for 365 days a year! Are you looking down on me?!” Kawaki roared, the veins on his face popping out.
“Who are you calling a flat-chested woman? Take a good look, bastard!”
“Let’s not talk about this anymore,” Kawaki finally sighed and turned his face away. He advised Kagura, “Take that off quickly, and then Little Uncle will take you to eat barbecue.”
“Hey? Barbecue!” Kagura was excited.
“Barbecue! I haven’t eaten it for a long time!” Shinpachi nodded with a look of yearning.
“If you want to come, you can come with me~,” Kawaki said with a smile.
“Is it really possible?” Shinpachi asked in surprise.
“Of course, I am different from some stingy people,” Kawaki said casually.
“Hey, who are you calling stingy! I am just poor! There is no way to do this! It’s the same as the gender of the newly born child! It can’t be changed!” Gintoki was unhappy and shouted loudly.
“You are just lazy!” Kawaki retorted, “And… based on the current methods, gender can also be changed! It is not difficult to cut off the meatballs and sticks and put two balls!”
Then, Kawaki’s tone changed, and he continued to say earnestly, “Of course, if you want to change yourself completely, I can introduce you to a good doctor and give you a good appearance. I will try my best to ensure that you will be Yoshiwara’s top brand! As for the stage name, I have thought of it for you; it’s called [Doctor Cut Stick]!”
The people present did not notice that Sacchan’s face was getting darker and darker…
“What [Doctor Cut Stick]! What do you want me to do? A doctor like this can’t attract customers at all! Hearing this name, the guests will be scared away!” Gintoki pulled his neck and retorted.
“Hey? Don’t you like it?” Kawaki asked doubtfully. Then, he closed his eyes and thought for a long time, “Why don’t you call it [Doctor Picking Ball] or [Doctor Loading Ball]? But I always feel that it is not as good as the first stage name~”
“No, I think it’s better to call it Doctor [Beep—] [Beep—] [Beep—] [Beep—].” Katsura suggested seriously and then looked at Gintoki encouragingly, “Don’t worry, I will definitely publicize it for you.”
“Go to hell!” As he said that, Gintoki kicked Katsura over.
“That kind of thing… is absolutely not allowed…” Sacchan lowered her head with a black face, gnashed her teeth, and muttered. Then, she raised her head and looked at Kawaki fiercely, “How could that kind of thing be allowed! Gin-san, he! How could he do that kind of thing! ”
As she said that, Sacchan directly jumped up and rushed toward Kawaki, “Even if you want to do that kind of thing, can you cut Gin-san [Beep–] and [Beep–] and put it on me! By then, I will often be visiting!
“Is this what you’re thinking of?!” Gintoki pulled out his wooden sword and scolded Sacchan as soon as he stopped her. Looking at Sacchan, who still had a subtle expression on her face after being beaten up, Gintoki was really completely defeated. He turned his head and asked Kawaki, “I don’t care about gender or anything! But, can that doctor transform me into a refreshing straight hair!”
“That is impossible. It is hopeless.” Kawaki replied without hesitation, “I advise you to give up,”
Kagura, Shinpachi, and Katsura nodded at the same time.
“That’s impossible-aru. Even the most skilled doctor can’t do this kind of excessive request!”
Hearing Kagura’s words, Shinpachi and Katsura nodded simultaneously and said at the same time, “Right, right.”
“Even gender can be changed. Is it so difficult to transform into a refreshing straight hair?!”Gintoki scolded.
“Don’t worry about it. If you want to eat roasted meat, hurry up, you two.” Kawaki looked at Shinpachi and Kagura to the side and reminded them. Then, he turned around and prepared to leave this troublesome place.
“Great!” Kagura and Shinpachi cheered and prepared to turn around and follow.
“Then I will also…” Gintoki turned around and prepared to follow.
“You die for me,” Kawaki said without hesitation.
“Well, don’t be so stingy~ Aren’t we friends?” Gintoki put his arm on Kawaki’s shoulder as if he was familiar with him and shamelessly brushed the lower limit of his existence for a barbecue meal.
“Hey!” Just as the four of them were about to leave, Katsura called out to stop the four of them.
“Have you forgotten your initial goal? How can you become a qualified ninja with such an attitude?” Sacchan stood up and said seriously with her hands crossed. At this time, Sacchan thought that Katsura would reprimand these people and nodded with gratification.
“Can you take me with you?” Katsura continued.
“Not you too!” Sacchan move at Katsura’s side, “Isn’t your goal to sneak into the Official House to save your companion?! If your companion knew you were like this, He would cry! He would definitely be sad!”
“Right! Our goal is to save Elizabeth!” Katsura clapped his hands, “When did we forget this purpose? The enemy, this time, is really powerful. It can actually affect our memories!”
“It can’t be because of that! You haven’t seen the enemy at all! You just simply forgot!” Sacchan shouted.
“But Sacchan-sama is really powerful.” Katsura nodded and continued, “Only your memory is not affected. Is this a real ninja? It is really unexpected and reliable.”
After saying that, Katsura directly turned around and walked toward Kawaki and the others who were about to leave, “Then, Sacchan-sama, the task of saving Elizabeth is entrusted to you! Please!” After saying that, Katsura wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth. It was a yearning for a barbecue!
“Don’t worry! Leave it all to me…” Sacchan smiled and waved her hand and replied, “… My ass! It has nothing to do with me! Didn’t you want me to teach you the mystery of ninja?! Wasn’t it you who wanted to save your companions?! How did it end up like me saving your companions all by myself in the end?! Also, didn’t I say that you can just call me Sacchan”
After saying that, Sacchan jumped up and threw out several kunai. Katsura, Kawaki, and the other three who were about to go far were also hit. Of course, Kawaki’s reaction speed was still very fast. At that moment, he held up his umbrella and blocked all the kunai for himself and Kagura.
Everyone gathered in front of the shrine once again. Except for Kawaki and Kagura, the others were all stabbed by several kunai. The most miserable one was Katsura, who was still lying on the ground. His entire back was covered with kunai.
“Do you really want to save your companions? If you still have this attitude, I won’t help you at all!” Sacchan said as she adjusted her glasses.
“No, actually, I’m not interested at all.” Kawaki raised his hand and said. Then, he waved his hand with an indifferent expression on his face, “It’s just a pet; just go to the street and pull a homeless man and put him in a puppet costume? Anyway, with Zura’s IQ, he can’t tell at all.”
“That makes sense.” Gintoki nodded and said.
“It’s not Zura; it’s Katsura! How can that kind of thing be replaced so easily? My Elizabeth!” Katsura stood up and shouted with tears all over his face. The voice was so moving, empathetic, touching, and deeply emotional.
“You can’t even distinguish between grapes and raisins. What qualifications do you have to say such a word?” Kawaki picked his ears and said casually again.
“Are you looking down on me?!” Katsura roared, “There is no difference between that kind of thing!”
“You are the one! Are you looking down on grapes and raisins?! Some readers who only like grapes or only like raisins will definitely want to strangle you to death!” Kawaki retorted.
“There is no difference at all! If it is given to a pet dog to eat, it will let the pet dog die!” As he said that, Katsura turned to face the non-existent camera and reminded with a smile, “The audience at the other end of the screen, please remember~ Don’t give your pet dog something like grapes and raisins, it will really kill it~”
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