Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 106
“Is there something wrong with your head? How could that happen?” Zenzou shouted, “But there is one correct thing. My anus really can’t take it anymore!”
“What exactly did you put in there! It actually hurts to that extent?! But it doesn’t matter. Don’t worry, I have already settled it. I will immediately take you to the hospital!” As he spoke, Kawaki reached out to grab the toilet paper beside him.
He grabbed it but didn’t grab anything. At this time, Kawaki found that the bracket that stored the paper was empty!
“It’s not that kind of thing. It’s just hemorrhoids!” Zenzou shouted, “The hospital is not enough. Can you help me buy some hemorrhoid ointment after you finish?”
“Well, before that… do you have any paper?” After a long time, Kawaki slowly asked.
“Oh, let me take a look…” As he spoke, Zenzou turned his head away with all his might, “Sorry, my place is also empty…”
“Don’t worry; if my companions find out that I’m not here, they will definitely find me!” Zenzou said, “At that time, I can ask them to send me some paper.”
“Hahahaha, do you think I didn’t expect this result in advance?!” Kawaki smiled and continued, “I have already left a message for my companions. They will definitely notice it! Don’t worry! When they send me the papers, I will ask them to buy the hemorrhoid ointment for you! So, hold on for a while!”
“So it’s like this… That’s great…”
On the other side, when Gintoki and the others rushed into the room, they did not find anyone.
“Could it be…” Gintoki was shocked. Then, as if his body had been hollowed out, he slowly knelt down. At the same time, he also pounded the floor with his two hands, “Has that guy succeeded?! It’s all my fault. I couldn’t stop him!”
“No, there are no signs of fighting here!” Sacchan checked the surroundings, pushed her glasses, and analyzed.
“But we didn’t see anyone along the way, except for the people who were tied up and thrown in the grass,” Shinpachi replied.
“This is also something I don’t understand…” Just as Sacchan said this, she saw a wall in front of them slowly turn over. The wall that was turned over was exactly the Elizabeth that Katsura had been longing for!
“Elizabeth!” Katsura shouted with tears in his eyes and instantly rushed over.
“Danger!” Sacchan hurriedly stopped him, but it was already too late…
Because Katsura had already jumped up and saved Elizabeth’s… “skin”…
“Elizabeth! What happened to you?!” Katsura knelt on the ground and hugged Elizabeth’s “skin”. He cried out in tears, “Where did your rich inner organs go?! Why is it only this empty skin?!”
“Do you still think it’s just an ordinary pet?!” Gintoki cursed, “Take a good look at the results! It’s clearly just a costume! The real Elizabeth is definitely not here anymore!”
“Strange, I clearly feel that there are ninjas here. What’s going on?” Sacchan muttered.
Sacchan was right. There were indeed four ninjas in the room. They are hiding in the four corners of the room. As for why they don’t come out, because… they feel that the script was a bit wrong…
“Hey, what’s the matter? Where did Zenzou go?” The only female ninja among the four asked her companions with a ninja hand gesture, “Shouldn’t we be in the scene of Zenzou coming out? Hiding in that costume to launch a sneak attack. Isn’t this the original scene? What should we do in this situation? Didn’t we agree that the five of us would go on stage together?”
“He said he would deal with an “extremely dangerous” opponent, an opponent of his life or something.” The short ninja with glasses explained with a hand gesture, “He also said that it will be done soon; let us wait here first.”
“So that’s how it is!” Another ninja did a hand gesture.
“But he hasn’t come back yet; what should we do?”
“Don’t worry! They only have one ninja! And we have four ninjas here! According to my calculations, the chance of victory is 99.8%!” The short ninja with glasses gestured.
“Then are we going to make an appearance now? It feels a bit rushed, and it feels a bit awkward if no one takes the lead. In the past, it was always Zenzou who made an appearance first, and the four of us followed. What should we do in this situation?” A ninja said using hand gestures.
“Then there’s no other way. Then I can only make an appearance first! The three of you will follow!” On the other side, a ninja gestured with his hand, then threw a smoke bomb into the room and jumped out.
The other three also followed.
“You can’t win against a real ninja!” Just as he pulled off his black robe, he said, “We are the five strongest ninjas! [Idaten] Gou!”
“Together, the five of us form the Freelancer Squad [Shinobi 5]” × 4!!
Just as Gintoki was shocked by the sudden appearance of these people, wild laughter came from the second floor.
“Hahahaha…” Chintaro laughed, “Katsura! It’s time to pay the New Year tribute! Everyone in [Shinobi 5] is a ninja from the Oniwabanshuu! You should all go to hell in front of Elizabeth.!”
After saying that, one of Chintaro’s subordinates pushed Elizabeth out. At this time, Elizabeth had tears in his eyes, and his body was firmly tied up.
“Hey!” Gintoki was the first to raise his hand and shout at Chintaro, “That Lord Chintaro said it was [Shinobi 5], but why are there only four of them?”
“Eh? Four people? What nonsense are you saying…” Chintaro said disdainfully. However, when he glanced at them, he lost his cool and said, “Where’s Zenzou?! Where did Hattori Zenzou go?! Why are there only four of you?”
“That… Lord Chintaro,” Kaoru raised her hand and revealed a charming expression, “Zenzou is going to deal with a powerful enemy! But don’t worry, the four of us are more than enough to deal with them!”
“I see. I didn’t expect them to also hire an expert. However, facing Zenzou, he can only lose.” Chintaro nodded in agreement.
“Expert? So that’s how it is! Kawaki-san is fighting another ninja! That’s why he disappeared!” Shinpachi said in surprise.
“That must be it.” Gintoki nodded.
“So that’s how it is. I just felt that something was wrong. It really is Hattori Zenzou.” Sacchan pushed her eyes and said, “But there are only the four of you now, and we are five. You have already lost…”
“That is just boasting. A few rookies can only lose to real ninjas like us.” Kaoru said with a sneer.
“You guys who don’t have Zenzou are just some trash fish and rotten shrimp.”Sacchan looked up and said with disdain.
Just as the two women were arguing more and more fiercely, Katsura, who was at the side, was completely different…
Katsura looked at the costume that he had saved before and then looked at Elizabeth, who was tied up on the second floor. He fell into deep thought…
“Elizabeth, do you have a younger brother?” Katsura held back his grief and muttered at the same time. Then, he looked at the costume in his hand with a gentle expression, “I know… You are really a gentle child. You know that you are about to leave, so you deliberately left your younger brother behind, right? You are afraid that I will be lonely, right? I promise you that I will definitely save your younger brother. Don’t worry and go…”
After saying that, Katsura stood up, wiped his tears, and then rushed straight over.
Shinpachi was speechless, ‘Katsura’s imagination was indeed like a black hole. Kawaki-san was right.’
Just as Katsura rushed over, a huge iron barrier fell down and divided the battlefield into two parts. The battle officially began.
“Don’t worry, Shinpachi! There are only four of them! And we have four people and glasses!” Gintoki snorted and comforted Shinpachi, who was a little flustered, “Moreover, it sounds like that guy has lured the strongest one away.”
“What do you mean by four people plus glasses?! Is the meaning of my existence just glasses?!” Shinpachi looked at Gintoki on the other side of the iron barrier and crazily retorted, “And aren’t you worried about Kawaki-san?! Even Kawaki-san has never fought with a real ninja before!”
“Hmph, if you want to deal with him, you must at least master a seduction technique. At the same time, you also need to know his preferences. How can someone know this kind of super S-level ninjutsu?” Gintoki continued.
“Seduction technique!! Do you need such powerful ninjutsu to defeat that companion of yours?! As expected of the “lifetime enemy” that Zenzou said!” Kaoru covered her mouth and murmured, “If I had known earlier, I would have been better off. After all, my figure~”
“Your figure…” Gintoki looked at Kaoru, “Although it is 30 points in my eyes, it is only 0 points in that guy’s eyes. But with your face…”
“Hey? Are you praising me for being beautiful?” Kaoru chuckled and made a coquettish pose.
“10,000 points.” Gintoki continued, “Negative 10,000 points!”
“What did you say!” Kaoru instantly blew up.
“That guy hates women with heavy makeup and frivolous women!” Gintoki replied loudly but then added, “I can’t say for sure, but the first time of that guy, if I remember correctly; it seems, after being drunk once, he was forcibly dragged away by a nice and beautiful meat-eating elder sister…”
“You remembered wrong, Gintoki. He was taken away by an ugly monster!” Katsura continued.
“I’m not wrong! I remember his interests and hobbies very clearly! Didn’t he lock himself in the house and cry all day after that? Besides, you’ve never been to any store with us! Every time you find an excuse to go to the nearby widow’s house, right!” Gintoki retorted.
“Hey! Stop talking! What do you want to expose when Kawaki-san is not here? You don’t have to remember these things so clearly!” Shinpachi hurriedly stopped them.
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