Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 52
After Gintoki fell into the wall, he happened to knock down a [Nakamura N], while Sacchan was even faster. She directly jumped down and killed several other [Nakamura] in the blink of an eye.
“Let’s go!” Sacchan shouted without turning her head, and then rushed into the house.
“Hey! Don’t leave your husband!” Gintoki shouted and followed Sacchan into the house.
On the other side, Nezumiya was sitting in the room, and a subordinate was reporting to him.
“Report, the assassin woman seems to have broken through the guards and sneaked into the house!” The subordinate knelt in front of Nezumiya and said.
Hearing this, Nezumiya laughed, “Hahahaha, then activate the traps. Once you caught them, kill them all!”
Nezumiya then stood up and said as he walked, “It’s just a moth flying into the fire. Hahahaha, it’s impossible for them to break through so many traps and arrive here. Even if they come here, we have already prepared hostages!”
Nezumiya stood at the door and looked at Sacchan’s two companions who had already been captured. He smiled sinisterly once again, “We will, we will catch them all in one fell swoop!”
On the other side, Kawaki was eating in a barbecue restaurant with Shinpachi and Kagura.
“It’s too delicious!” Shinpachi lamented as he ate.
“Then eat more.” Kawaki looked at the two little ones wolfing down the food and unconsciously smiled. At the same time, he said to the waitress beside him, “One more beef!”
“Sir, please wait a moment…” The waitress turned around and went to prepare. She was not worried that this table would not be able to pay later. If she wanted to say why it might be because Kawaki had smiled at her just now. Sure enough, that face was too deceptive.
“Thank you so much. You always take care of us like this.” Shinpachi lamented, “Not only Kagura-chan but even we have been taken care of by you. Kawaki-san is already an excellent uncle.”
“Hahaha, I think so too.” Kawaki scratched his head in embarrassment. In the next moment, he reacted instantly and quickly covered Shinpachi’s mouth, “Hey, when did you find out?!”
“Don’t worry, I won’t say anything.” Shinpachi replied in a low voice, “I can understand that Kawaki-san doesn’t want Kagura to come into contact with a place like Yoshiwara.”
Looking at Kagura who was still wolfing down the food, Kawaki smiled helplessly and released the hand that was covering Shinpachi. He then whispered in Shinpachi’s ear, “Don’t tell anyone else about this…”
“Eh? Even Kagura?” Shinpachi asked softly.
“Not for the time being.” Kawaki whispered and looked at Kagura dotingly, “I can feel it. Kagura-chan is very happy every day in Yorozuya.”
“Haha, that’s true.” Shinpachi also laughed.
“One more!” Kagura raised her hand and shouted.
“Hai, hai.” Kawaki smiled helplessly and nodded.
At this time, the three of them had completely forgotten about the existence of a certain Silver-haired naturally wavy hair…
“Looks like your father is a very strict person.” Gintoki followed behind Sacchan and walked carefully in the corridor, “I can almost be considered an unemployed person. Is it really okay?”
“It doesn’t matter, as long as the character is trustworthy, it must be…” Before Sacchan could finish, the two of them heard a strange sound coming from their back.
The two of them stopped and looked behind them, only to see a huge spherical stone rushing out from the corner, straight towards the two of them.
“It appeared! This is too exaggerated! It’s coming over!” Gintoki shouted. At the same time, he turned and ran while saying, “What exactly is going on with your family!”
Sacchan replied as she ran, “Son-in-law has to be tested! It seems like he wants to test whether we can work together even if we encounter many obstacles!”
As Gintoki ran, he turned his head to take a look.
“How is this an obstacle! It’s basically an attack!”
However, at this moment, three holes suddenly appeared on the floor in front of them. It looked like a trap.
Fortunately, both of them reacted quickly. They jumped several times to avoid the hole, and it could be considered a blessing in disguise. The big stone fell into the first hole.
“It seems that he wants to test whether you can bear the burden of inheriting my family business,” Sacchan explained.
“Why do I feel like there’s no way to escape?” Gintoki said while panting.
However, at this moment, a man appeared in front of Gintoki and Sacchan.
“I’ve been waiting for you for a long time.” The man with the bun snorted and said.
“Who is this?” Gintoki asked Sacchan beside him.
“Ex-boyfriend, he is working with my father to stop the two of us,” Sacchan replied without hesitation.
“So you are still meeting your ex-boyfriend? I don’t think I can tolerate this. After this, I will really tie you up!”
“That person is a stalker,” Sacchan continued.
At this time, the [ex-boyfriend] raised his sword and rushed toward the two of them.
However, Gintoki was not nervous. He said to the [ex-boyfriend], “Hey, I say, [ex-boyfriend]. Men who cling to the past without letting go is too shameful for our men!”
After saying that, he punched the [ex-boyfriend].
“We need to hurry,” Sacchan said, then rushed forward with Gintoki.
However, just as they rushed into a corner, the two of them hear a scream so they quickly turned their heads.
A group of Samurai held their swords and chased after the two of them.
“What’s going on? Who are these people?” Gintoki asked as he ran.
“[ex-boyfriends]!” Sacchan replied.
“Eh? No way, all of them? What number am I?!” Gintoki was starting to doubt life.
“Oh no, we have to hurry up and explain the situation to father,” Sacchan said to Gintoki.
“Alright. You go first. I’ll follow you later!”
“But, what about you, Gin-san?” Sacchan asked.
“Under such circumstances, how could a husband not let his wife go first!” Then, Gintoki sighed and continued, “It’s hard to run with this dress. If I had known earlier, I would have worn a western dress!”
At this time, the two of them had already run to a corner. Gintoki instantly stopped and helped Sacchan block those [ex-boyfriends].
“Then I’ll leave it to you!” Sacchan said and rushed to the corner.
“Say hello to father-in-law for me!” Gintoki replied confidently. At the same time, he looked at the group of [ex-boyfriends] who were rushing over, “You annoying rats… I won’t let you… let you take… one more step…”
Looking at the approaching fiend-like [ex-boyfriends] who were holding their swords, Gintoki finally stopped pretending, “Sure enough, I still can’t do it~!”
As he spoke, he turned and ran, but he still chose a different direction from Sacchan. The group of [ex-boyfriends] instantly caught up.
The other side…
“Nezumiya-sama! This is bad, Nezumuya! The assassin woman seems to have broken through all the traps and is approaching here! The assassins who are lying in ambush seem to have been taken down! ” A subordinate reported the situation to Nezumiya in the courtyard.
“Damn it! Did she forget? Does she not care about the safety of the hostages at all?” Nezumiya cursed, “Since that is the case, all of you must move out! No matter what, kill them for me!”
“Yes!” The subordinates replied at the same time and scattered in all directions in an instant.
However, at this moment, a subordinate came in front of Nezumiya and said, “Nezumiya-sama, those guys’ goal is to rescue the hostage. I think we should hang her companion on the pillar in public to seal her actions.”
This was the disguised Sacchan, but Nezumiya did not notice it.
“En, that makes sense.”
“Then let me do it…” Sacchan said as she walked forward, but an accident still happened. Sacchan’s glasses fell off.
“Not good, glasses, glasses…” Sacchan said as she groped around the grass.
“Hey, where are you going?” Nezumiya shouted from behind Sacchan.
“Shh, keep your voice down. It’s me, Sacchan. I’ll save you right away so wait for a while longer…” Sacchan stroked Nezumiya’s mouse-like head and comforted him in a low voice.
“We found the assassin! Die!” A Samurai finally found Sacchan and shouted.
When the group of Samurai heard this, they rushed towards Sacchan at the same time.
“Sacchan, run! Sacchan!” The two companions of Sacchan who were tied to the ground hurriedly shouted.
Because she had lost her glasses and could not see the surrounding situation, Sacchan subconsciously covered her head and squatted down. However, at this moment, the few Samurai who surrounded Sacchan were all knocked down.
“What… what the hell!” Nezumiya shouted and turned his head.
At the same time, Sacchan also looked over.
They saw Gintoki in formal clothes standing on the roof.
“The knockout-blow assassin! It is I, Gin the groom!”
“Gin-san!” Sacchan shouted.
However, at this time, Gintoki shouted, “Father! Please entrust your daughter to me!”
At the same time, he jumped down.
But his head hit Nezumiya’s head, and in an instant, Nezumiya was knocked unconscious.
However, after this collision, Gintoki’s head was also injured, and he staggered and fell down.
“Gin-san, hello, Gin-san!” Seeing this, Sacchan immediately rushed over.
It was dawn, and the sun had already risen.
“I’m sorry, Gin-san.” Sacchan said as she bandaged Gintoki’s forehead, “Actually, nothing happened between us, but I used you.”
“Hey, what are you doing? My face is not injured…” Looking at Sacchan who was beginning to bandage his face, Gintoki could not help but remind her, “Hey, do you hear me?”.
However, Sacchan still acted as if she did not hear anything and continued to bandage Gintoki’s face.
“Forget it, don’t touch me. I always feel that there is a stench of natto.”. After saying that, Gintoki stood up and walked behind Sacchan, “A woman can’t even bandage her wound. She won’t be able to get married. Goodbye.”
Sacchan turned around and looked at Gintoki’s back, feeling a little lost. However, at this moment, Gintoki’s voice sounded again.
“Also, next time you want to ask for help, don’t beat around the bush. Just come directly to Yorozuya…”
(Sacchan’s debut is finished!)
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