Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 54
Before Kawaki and Gintoki could reply, they suddenly heard a loud explosion. The hull of the entire spaceship began to shake violently, and the screams of the passengers rang out…
Then, someone shouted.
“The control room has exploded! All the pilots are injured!”
The entire cabin was a mess, with sirens, screams, sobs, and even prayers…
“All of you are finished! You traitors that flatter Amanto! All of you, go to hell! Haha…” The robber who had been knocked down earlier fell to the ground and said, then he began to laugh.
However, before he could finish laughing, he was kicked unconscious by Kawaki.
“Are all the lines of villains so monotonous?” Kawaki sighed helplessly.
“Now is not the time to talk about this, right?” Tsukuyo couldn’t hold back her anger, “Seita is trembling in fear!”
Looking at Seita, who was buried in Tsukuyo’s chest with a subtle expression, Kawaki was speechless, “This little pervert…”
Before he could finish speaking, the entire ship began to tilt. Kawaki, Gintoki, and the others almost fell to the ground.
“Dear passengers, may I ask if anyone among the passengers knows how to drive a spaceship” A waitress in charge of the passenger cabin suddenly opened the door and asked the passengers.
“I don’t care who it is! Come and save me!”
The passengers were all frightened.
But at this moment, Kawaki looked at Sakamoto on the ground and suddenly reacted. He squatted down and was about to pick Sakamoto up, but he was stunned as soon as he reached out his hand because Gintoki had the same thought.
Then, the two of them dragged Sakamoto into the driver’s seat.
“It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! What are you guys doing” Sakamoto shouted in pain, “Hey! Who are you guys?!”
However, Sakamoto had no resistance against Kawaki and Gintoki. He could only be dragged away.
“Where are you going to drag me to?” Sakamoto asked.
“You said you really liked spaceships before, right?” Gintoki said as he ran, “Driving should be no problem, right?”
“Cut the crap! Our lives are in your hands now!” Kawaki shouted at the same time.
“How do you know? Also, why is your life in my hands? Don’t say those unclear words!” Sakamoto replied. At the same time, he looked up at Kawaki and Gintoki, “Hey, you guys seem familiar…”
“Oh! Isn’t this Kawaki and Kintoki” Sakamoto finally recognized the two of them, “Why are you two here? It’s been a long time! Kawaki, Kintoki! It’s really a miracle to meet you here! Your relationship is still so good!”
Then, Sakamoto clapped his hands, “Let’s have a drink! Let’s have a drink to celebrate… ah!”
The two of them did not give Sakamoto a chance to finish speaking. At this time, they had already arrived at the door of the driver’s seat. The two of them pushed Sakamoto’s face to open the door, and then the door opened.
“Gintoki, my name is Gintoki, okay?” Gintoki shouted.
“Who has a good relationship with this guy!” Kawaki shouted.
At this time, Kawaki finally took a look at the driver’s seat. The entire driver’s seat was almost in ruins. The ground was full of broken glass, and all the drivers were injured to varying degrees.
A man who looked like a captain wearing an eyepatch with an afro head and sideburns lay on the ground and muttered to himself, “This is the end… I’m the captain…And I’m going down with my ship… I’ll miss Earth, and everything… ah!”
Before he could finish sighing, he was stepped on by Sakamoto and fainted.
“Eh? Did I step on something?” Sakamoto asked doubtfully.
“Now is not the time to talk about that!” Gintoki said as he rushed over, but once again stepped on the captain.
“That’s right, hurry up!” Kawaki rushed over and carried Sakamoto to the driver’s seat.
“There was a bomb installed on the boat. Why didn’t you investigate properly?” Sakamoto complained. At the same time, he walked to the driver’s seat and started to adjust it.
“This is bad, everyone has already started praying!” Shinpachi brought Kagura and Tsukuyo in and said.
“Don’t worry, just leave it to that guy.” Gintoki waved his hand and said. At the same time, he looked at Sakamoto who was operating in front of the display screen, “Although he is a little brainless, his degree of obsession with spaceships is unmatched. He is a guy who flies around the entire galaxy. To Sakamoto Tatsuma, operating a spaceship is like controlling his limbs.”
“That’s right. Just stay here and find a comfortable place to sleep. When you wake up, you will find that you have returned to Earth.” As Kawaki spoke, he had already piled up a few pilots who had fallen to the ground as pillows and laid down.”It’s still quiet here. It’s so noisy in the cabin.”
After he finished speaking, he yawned and closed his eyes.
“Hey! How optimistic are you!” Shinpachi shouted.
“Hurry up and get up! If not for you, Seita wouldn’t have faced such a situation!” As she spoke, Tsukuyo lifted Kawaki up.
“Hey! I’m the victim! It was you guys who dragged me here!” Kawaki retorted, but in the end, he sighed and continued, “I already said there’s no need to worry. This kind of situation is a common occurrence for that guy.”
After Kawaki finished speaking, he looked at Sakamoto. However, when he looked, he was instantly dumbfounded. He saw Sakamoto holding up the legs of a pilot who was unconscious on the driver’s seat and shouting, “Alright, get ready! Set off! ”
“Really, brainless…” Just as Shinpachi finished cursing, Kawaki and Gintoki instantly rushed toward Sakamoto and pressed Sakamoto’s head on the control panel.
“That…” Sakamoto got up. His face was full of blood and he was about to say something, but he was interrupted by Gintoki.
“Hey, do you want to take another punch?” Gintoki said to Sakamoto.
“Ahahaha, this is the first time I’m controlling such a large spaceship. I can’t quite wrap my head around it,” Sakamoto replied.
“Did you manage to touch it this time?” Kawaki said as he lifted Sakamoto’s left hand from behind and placed it on Sakamoto’s head.
“It hurts, it hurts!” Sakamoto shouted. At the same time, he used his right hand to restore his left arm that had been dislocated by Kawaki, “It’s mainly because I don’t know where the ship wheel is…”
“Gin-chan, is this it?” Kagura asked as she raised the hands of an unconscious pilot on the ground.
“At least I can be sure that it is not this,” Gintoki replied.
“It’s a pilot! Let him go!” Shinpachi shouted.
“Then, is this it?” Tsukuyo raised the hand of the captain who was wearing an eye patch, “This looks like a captain,”
“Although those hands often control the wheel, those hands can’t be the wheel!” Shinpachi retorted again.
“Hey, hey, it’s not good. It seems to be falling on a certain planet!” Looking at the scene outside the window, Gintoki shouted.
“Gin-san, Kawaki-san! Here it is!” Suddenly, Shinpachi’s voice sounded again, and then everyone saw something similar to a ship wheel on the high ground behind them.
“Eh, it’s completely stuck…” Shinpachi tried to turn the wheel, but it did not move at all.
“Kid, well done. Next, I’ll leave it to… bleurgh”
Looking at Sakamoto who was vomiting while walking over, Shinpachi really felt bad for himself, “Ah~! Don’t come here! Aren’t you a super fan of spaceships? Why are you still has seasick like this?!”
“Ah, I do like spaceships, but riding in them makes me puke…”
“What a complicated love-hate relationship…”
“Shinpachi, it’s fine. Leave it to this lady! The dream I wrote in the essay book is to be a pilot!” Kagura said as she competed with Gintoki and Shinpachi for control of the wheel.
“Move aside! That’s enough! I’ll do it!” Gintoki shouted, “The principle of driving this kind of thing should be the same!”
“I don’t want it! If I put my life in your hands, no matter how many lives I have it is no use!” Shinpachi retorted.
“Hey, aren’t you going to get involved?” Tsukuyo looked at Kawaki beside her and asked.
“That… actually…” Kawaki began to twitch, “I took the driver’s license test several times, but I still haven’t gotten it yet…”
“Hey, outsiders can’t move around!” Sakamoto looked at the three people who were fighting for control of the wheel and couldn’t help but remind them, “The three people fought for it, but in the end, they broke the wheel. Isn’t this kind of plot often appearing on TV? We have to stop this from happening…”
As he spoke, Sakamoto walked forward. However, at this moment, a spaceship fragment tripped Sakamoto’s foot. Sakamoto stretched out his hand and fell down. His hand just happened to touch the wheel and pulled the entire wheel down.
“Ahahahaha, such a plot still happened, ahahahaha.”
Gintoki roared, “[Ahahah] your head!”
However, it was useless now. The entire spaceship was falling towards the unknown planet…
“It’s so hot. It’s so hot that images of the past flash by like a revolving lantern… At least we managed to survive… That’s so dangerous…” Sakamoto wiped the sweat off his forehead and said. At that moment, Sakamoto remembered the scene where he had bid farewell to Kawaki and the others in Joui War.
“Survive?!” Gintoki looked at his surroundings, “Can this situation be called surviving? We crash-landed on a planet whose entire surface looks like an old lady’s wrinkled face. It was all because you broke the wheel. ”
“Forget about the past. A man should just look ahead!” Sakamoto replied with a chuckle.
“You still want to go back on your word? You big furball!” Gintoki shook Sakamoto’s collar and shouted.
At this time, the spaceship landed on this unknown planet. The entire planet was full of deserts at first glance. The sun shone directly on the desert, and the temperature was so high that it was unbearable. Fortunately, there were no casualties in the entire spaceship. Everyone survived and hid in the shadows of the spaceship.
“It’s already hot enough… Don’t shout anymore…” Shinpachi advised weakly from the side.
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