Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 562

Miss Hyakki Yagyo’s words were like a refreshing whirlwind that instantly swept through the hearts of everyone present except for a few people. Moreover, some were directly blown up to the ceiling by this refreshing whirlwind.

“Indirect indirect kiss?!” All the Hyakki Yagyo Group participants were shocked and looked at Shinpachi, who was manipulating the game console.

“What… what… what… indirect kiss?!” The members of the Hyakki Yagyo Group were shocked and looked at Shinpachi, who was manipulating the game console.

“This is unexpected! Instead of a hot kiss, they used a Platonic indirect kiss to counter it!” The host continued to commentate excitedly.

“Why? Indirect kisses can’t even be considered kisses…” One of the participants from the Hyakki Yagyo Group folded his hands in front of his chest with a very longing expression and said with a hint of embarrassment.

“But why does it make your heart race faster and feel more real than a kiss over there…” Another participant took over with the same expression, expressing his feelings.

“Could it be… Shinpachi-kun…” Suddenly, Kondo thought of something, showing a shocked expression, and explained to himself, “In this venue, from judges to participants, there is undoubtedly a large number of virgins. For virgins, deep kisses are like mythical creatures such as dragons or unicorns…”

With that, Kondo clenched his fists and stood before his chest, his expression gradually becoming severe, “But! If it’s an indirect kiss, everyone should have secretly blown the girl’s flute, secretly worn the girl’s sweatpants, and it feels more real than a kiss!”

“It’s only you who wore the sweatpants.” Gin-chan sarcastically commented from the side of his eye.

“The participants of this conference are a bit… unusual…” Hijikata twitched the corners of his mouth and quietly commented while his forehead darkened. Could it be that Shinpachi-kun had seen through this?” Kondo continued to say to himself.

Looking at the boyfriend’s perspective with widened bloodshot eyes, holding the tea with both hands, trembling and spilling all the tea on Shinpachi’s face and clothes, Gin-chan complained again, “No matter how you look at it, he’s just a genuine virgin, right? It’s just an indirect kiss in the game; how excited can you be? Basically, indirect is almost the same as kissing!”

Before Gin-chan finished speaking, Shinpachi lost his grip due to excessive excitement, and the bottle in his hand fell to the ground.

Seeing this, Shinpachi quickly bent down, picked up the bottle, and hurriedly apologised, “I’m sorry! I’ll go buy another bottle right away!”

At this moment, Miss Hyakki Yagyo walked over, shook her head gently, and replied softly, “No need.”

“Ah ah! Completely angered my girlfriend!”

Hearing the host’s commentary, No. 132, still kissing, felt relieved: [Won! It’s our Miss Hyakki Yagyo…]

Before he could finish his thoughts, No. 132 suddenly widened his eyes and looked incredulously in Shinpachi’s direction.

Only to see (from the game’s perspective) Miss Hyakki Yagyo had bent down, and without waiting for Shinpachi’s response, she took the initiative to kiss Shinpachi’s lips gently.

Until Miss Hyakki Yagyo finished such a light kiss and stood up, Shinpachi still had a stunned expression and couldn’t react.

“I don’t need it anymore~” Miss Hyakki Yagyo stood in place, spun around with one foot, her hands behind her back, and said very cutely, “Because I’m satisfied~.”

At this moment, all the participants of the Hyakki Yagyo Group, including Kondo, who had somehow mixed in, simultaneously spat out a mouthful of old blood towards the sky.

At the same time, belonging to No. 132, the Hyakki Yagyo also shattered into countless pieces and dissipated in the air amidst the breach of No. 132’s psychological defence line.
Looking at all the members of the Hyakki Yagyo Group lying on the ground with blood at the corners of their mouths, the host announced loudly, “No. 154! Enter the finals! And without even looking, all members get full marks!”

At the same time, the three judges also raised their signs, all showing a uniform 100 points, which was quite eye-catching, to be honest.

Looking at the “Restless – 100P” raised by Kondo, Gin-chan sarcastically commented again, “Monkey, you’re just restless all day long, aren’t you?”

“Um… does that kind of thing excite people?” Hijikata pointed to the nearby members of the Hyakki Yagyo Group and asked Gin-chan, “Am I weird? Am I abnormal?”

“No, it’s them,” Gin-chan replied silently, adding, “But in some sense, your head is even more messed up than theirs, in the sense of being beyond help.”

“Stupid…” Hijikata reached out and forcefully stuffed Gin-chan’s head into the floor.

At this point, Kondo came to the front of the participants excitedly and shouted, “Everyone, please be happy! Love Sleeping also hides infinite possibilities!!”

Instantly, everyone burst into tears and cheered loudly.

“It’s a god! It’s a god who has descended!” Everyone cried tears of joy and stretched out their hands towards Shinpachi’s direction, shouting, “Virgin God, Goddess Miss Hyakki Yagyo, long live!”

“No, calling this a god is better than calling it a toilet god, right?” Gin-chan, who pulled his head out of the floor, wiped the blood off his forehead and sarcastically commented, “It’s a god covered in poop, isn’t it?”

“I always feel… compared to them, I seem to be a bit unworthy of the titles of NEET and OTAKU…” Hijikata muttered silently.

“Don’t worry about that. You’re already a hundred per cent waste.”

“Do you want me to stuff your head into the floor again? Natural Curls?” Hijikata glanced coldly at Gin-chan.

“Forget about that; what will you do about that?” Gin-chan glanced at the blushing Kagura not far behind him.

“I don’t know…” Hijikata looked up and sighed softly, “Honestly, I can’t remember anything now. Although I was entrusted by the Sun, I don’t know where to start when I think about it carefully. Of course, this conference is the same.”

At this time, the host spoke again: “So, let’s look at the situation of the Sheath Flower Group’s zoo.”

As the host began to comment, the situation of the Sheath Flower Group’s date, which had already started, also appeared on the big screen.

“The number of couples who kiss each other indiscriminately is gradually decreasing, and they have noticed that this conference cannot be won by being intimate. Couple No. 230 (Sojiro) has yet to take any action. What do they want to do?”

The camera (from the boyfriend’s perspective) gradually turned to Sojiro and the Sheath Flower, who was NTR’ed by Kondo. Sojiro, standing in the cage, covered his chest with his arms, showing a nervous expression, while the Sheath Flower was leaning against Sojiro’s side with her eyes closed, showing a peaceful expression.

“It’s probably to protect the woman’s dignity…”

“Yes, it’s a kind of respect for the other party…”

“Ah! But in this kind of place, even if you look at it like this, it’s still an indirect kiss!”

“But who would care about this kind of thing…”

“Hmm… but Sojiro-kun, you’re still too serious!”

“Ugh… please, give me some support!”

“Hahaha… the fate of this conference is intriguing…”

“Ahaha… let’s have a drink together next time…”

As everyone chatted happily, the Sheath Flower opened her eyes slowly and turned her head slightly towards Sojiro.

At this moment, Sojiro, who was seriously protecting the Sheath Flower, didn’t notice the change in her expression, and his expression became even more severe.

Looking at Sojiro’s serious expression, the Sheath Flower’s lips curled slightly, revealing a mysterious smile.

In Sojiro’s heart, a faint voice seemed to be heard: “You’re too serious… Why don’t you let go of everything and join us…?”

Following the faint voice, the scene before him seemed distorted, and then Sojiro’s serious expression gradually disappeared, replaced by a calm expression.

At this moment, Sojiro slowly raised his head and looked into the distance.

At the same time, the Sheath Flower raised her head slightly and also looked into the distance.

At this moment, the camera on the big screen slowly moved away from Sojiro and the Sheath Flower. It began to move towards the distance, showing the situation of the Hyakki Yagyo Group’s conference.

There is no suspense in this game… Oh! It seems Miss Hyakki Yagyo is about to appear on the stage!”

With the host’s excited voice, the camera on the big screen quickly switched to the Hyakki Yagyo Group’s conference venue.

At this moment, Shinpachi, who was originally in the audience, had already appeared on the stage, and in the background, Miss Hyakki Yagyo also appeared in a beautiful dress.

Shinpachi, standing on the stage, showed a serious expression, while Miss Hyakki Yagyo showed a confident smile.

At this moment, the camera on the big screen switched back to Sojiro and the Sheath Flower, showing a picture of the two of them looking into the distance.

“Wow… Sojiro-kun, you’re finally starting to get serious!” A participant from the Sheath Flower Group who was watching the big screen shouted excitedly.

“Come on! Sojiro-kun!” Another participant from the Sheath Flower Group also shouted excitedly.

“That’s right! Don’t lose to Shinpachi-kun!”

“Let’s go! Let’s go, Sojiro-kun!”

At this moment, Sojiro and the Sheath Flower also showed a confident smile, as if they had already seen through everything.

At the same time, at the Hyakki Yagyo Group’s conference venue, Shinpachi and Miss Hyakki Yagyo showed a confident smile as if they were ready to face everything.

At this moment, the atmosphere in the venue became more and more intense, and everyone held their breath, waiting for the final result of this conference.

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