Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 63
“At a time like this, give me the genius high school student famous detective, Kudo…”
Gintoki still did not give Kawaki the chance to finish his lines.
“Shut up, you’re the number one suspect!”
“Hey, if you keep talking like this, I will really get angry!” Kawaki replied.
As they spoke, the three of them had already broken through the police barricade and arrived at the crime scene.
Kagura squatted beside Mu-san and used Mu-san’s right hand to write on the ground. She said, “Sea… Maggot…”
“This is… his dying message!” Gintoki pretended to be shocked and moved closer to the camera.
“I told you not to cause trouble!” Shinpachi shouted from behind.
“Kagura-chan…” Kawaki also squatted down and whispered something into Kagura’s ear.
After listening to him, Kagura continued to write and draw with Mu-san’s hand.
“This is… [The culprit is a man with dead fish eyes, silver-haired naturally wavy hair named Sakata Gintoki, a man under the age of 30 who opened a Yorozuya in Kabukicho],” Kawaki pretended to be shocked and shouted at the police, “Police officer! The criminal has been found!”
Before he finished speaking, he was kicked over by Gintoki from behind, “Who would leave such a detailed dying message! It was written exactly according to my information!
“Don’t worry, I will fight for the maximum sentence for you!” Kawaki patted Gintoki on the shoulder and sighed.
The quarrel between the two eventually provoked the police and someone.
“Hey! What are you guys arguing about!” Mu-san wiped his saliva and said, “I just want to sleep in the hot spring for a while!”
The policeman, “…”
“Please sleep a little longer. Just wake up after I send this silver-haired naturally wavy hair into prison!” As Kawaki spoke, he stepped on Mu-san’s head and then push his head into the hot spring.
“Right, let me send this universe’s rare big idiot to prison first before you wake up!” As Gintoki spoke, he also stepped on Mu-san’s head.
“Hey! The two of you stop messing around!” Shinpachi hurriedly ran over to stop the two of them. At the same time, he looked at Mu-san, who had already fainted, “But it’s really great. Mu-san is not dead.”
However, at this moment, a mobile phone rang. Everyone followed the voice and looked over. It turned out to be Otsuu-chan who was not far away from them.
Otsuu-chan pressed the answer button and put the phone to her ear. She said happily and shyly, “Ah, Goemon-san, um, now I am filming a TV series in a hot spring. Goemon-san, you are really~Sure, I’ll do my best~ How about you~ Oh~That’s really great…”
Seeing this scene, Shinpachi closed his eyes and felt a little uncomfortable.
“Shinpachi, don’t be sad!” Kawaki patted Shinpachi on the shoulder, “Love is also a process that must be passed through in life!”
“You’re right. Life without love is incomplete!” Gintoki continued.
At this time, everyone followed Otsuu-chan to the studio.
At this time, Otsuu-chan was participating in a variety show hosted by Tamo-san.
Kawaki, Gintoki, and Shinpachi were sitting in the hall, looking at the monitor.
“It is obvious that interfering in this matter will hurt you. You might as well stay at home obediently,” Gintoki said casually.
“Didn’t I say that I have to protect Otsuu-chan?” Shinpachi lowered his head and said with some relief.
“There will be no return even if you act cool. Girls who fall into the river of love are as stupid as pigs. There will always be only one person in their eyes,” Gintoki replied.
“No, Otsuu-chan is my benefactor,” Said Shinpachi, who did a flashback, “At first, I was working in a restaurant. If not for meeting Gin-san, I would definitely have relied on that kind of work to make a living. But I couldn’t do anything. I was beaten and scolded by the boss all day long. I used to hate everything and wanted to throw everything away. That’s when I heard her..”
“… It was Otsuu-chan who was playing guitar and singing on the street.
But to be honest, I didn’t understand what she was singing at that time. But when I saw that she didn’t have any audience and was singing with all her strength… I unconsciously shed tears… ”
“Speaking of which, I might be the first audience of Otsuu-chan. She definitely doesn’t remember me anymore, but at that time, I obtained great courage from her. So, I am willing to do anything! I want to repay the kindness of that time. Although I can only do this, I still want to do something for her.”
“Is that so…” Gintoki replied, “Since you said so, there’s no need to say more.”
“Wuu~… I’m so touched…” Kawaki said while wiping his tears, and at the same time took out a voice recorder, “Don’t worry! I’ve recorded all your feelings! I will help you convey them to that little girl! Shinpachi!”
After saying that, Kawaki walked toward the studio.
“Hey! Don’t do such things for others!” Shinpachi quickly pulled Kawaki back and continued to snatch the recorder from Kawaki’s hand.
In the end, Kawaki still handed the recorder in his hand to Shinpachi, “Have you really thought it through? Hiding the feelings of thanking her in your heart?”
“En…” Shinpachi looked at the recorder in his hand, “It’s enough to bury some things in the bottom of your heart. Only when the treasure is in your heart will you feel at ease.”
After saying that, Shinpachi smiled at Kawaki.
Just as Kawaki finished speaking, he was interrupted by Kagura’s voice.
“Hey! This is bad!” Kagura stopped and shouted, “Pinko is here! Pinko’s here to tape [In This World, There are Only Demons, You Bastard!!].”
“What” In an instant, Gintoki stood up and ran over with Kagura. At the same time, he shouted as he ran, “Pinko! Let me have your autograph!”
“What is that? Pinko or something?” Kawaki asked doubtfully.
“The actor the two of them like,” Shinpachi explained. At the same time, he glanced at the clock next to him, “Otsuu-chan’s program recording is almost over. Kawaki-san, I’ll go to the toilet first.”
After a few minutes of boredom, Kawaki saw Shinpachi dragging the half-dead Goemon over.
“Shinpachi, you…” Kawaki was shocked. He walked up to Shinpachi and patted his shoulder, “I understand. I understand. I will keep your secret. Don’t worry.”
“Huh? It’s not what you think!” Shinpachi explained, “I heard it in the toilet just now. His feelings for Otsuu-chan were false. In the end, he actually felt that the scandal with Otsuu-chan was very troublesome…”
“So that’s how it is…” It was unknown when Gintoki, Kagura, and Terakado Ichi had walked over.
However, at this moment, a sudden scream rang out. It was Otsuu-chan’s scream!
Without time to think, Shinpachi and Terakado Ichi rushed out directly. Kawaki and Gintoki looked at each other, and then they also rushed over.
Everyone came to Otsuu-chan’s lounge. Shinpachi directly kicked open the door and saw Otsuu-chan squatting on the ground and shivering. There was also a mysterious black shadow that looked very similar to Black Zetsu.
“You are… the mysterious black shadow!”
Seeing that the situation was not good, the mysterious black shadow pointed to the side and shouted, “Look! A UFO!”
Everyone looked in the direction the mysterious black shadow pointed. Seeing this, the mysterious black shadow was about to run out.
“Hey, that move is useless against me…” Kawaki stood in front of the door and said. At the same time, he kicked the mysterious black shadow, “The current me without a meteorite with a radius of 50 kilometers can’t attract my attention!”
After saying that, Kawaki showed a little pride on his face.
“Hey, you! Show your true self-aru!” Kagura squatted down and pinched the face of the mysterious black shadow.
“No, I was born like this,” The mysterious shadow retorted, “I’m an Amanto…”
“Eh? What do you mean?” Gintoki asked.
“You asked me what I meant. I don’t know how to answer…” The mysterious shadow touched the back of his head and said, “That is to say, even if I am exposed to the sun, I am still like this…”
“Hey, do you have a brother in the Naruto crew next door, called Black Zetsu?” Kawaki asked curiously.
“Ah?” It was the mysterious black shadow’s turn to be stunned.
“Ah, I’ve seen this person!” Otsuu-chan, who was curled up in Terakado Ichi’s arms, pointed at the mysterious black shadow and continued, “I can see this figure wherever I go!”
“No, no, I’m not a suspicious person!” The mysterious shadow quickly defended, “I’m just a fan of Otsuu-chan. I’ve been after her for several weeks in order to get her autograph…”
“Isn’t that a stalker?” Gintoki said.
“Idiot, you’ve caused so much trouble!” After Kagura finished speaking, the four of them kicked the mysterious black shadow.
“You must be a culprit! The one who messed up the dressing room and sent a threat letter! It must be you!” Gintoki shouted.
“What are you talking about? I did rifle through her dressing room, but I never sent any letter.” The mysterious shadow replied.
At this time, the four people finally stopped.
“That is to say, the letter…” Otsuu-chan murmured.
“Who would benefit from Otsuu-chan and that guy breaking up?… That would be Otsuu-chan herself. The letter was sent by whoever wishes the most for Otsuu-chan’s happiness, that is…” Shinpachi analyzed with his hands folded.
At this time, Kawaki and Gintoki pointed at Shinpachi behind him.
“Hey! Why are you pointing at me?! Although I also hope that Otsuu-chan can be happy! But…” Shinpachi retorted and looked at Terakado Ichi at the same time, “The culprit is you! Otsuu-chan’s mother, Ms. Terakado Ichi!”
“Yes, you are right,” Terakado Ichi continued, ignoring Otsuu-chan’s disbelieving eyes.
On the rooftop, Kawaki and the other three stood with Terakado Ichi.
“Didn’t I say that I just wanted to give her a warning? Just like you said, that guy called Goemon is a scumbag. That child is as unlucky as me with men, and she is stubborn to boot.” As she spoke, Terakado Ichi turned around and looked at Shinpachi, who was in the lead. She sighed and continued, “There are no parents in this world who do not think for their children. However, there are not many children who truly understand their parents. Isn’t this common sense?”
“Next time, I hope you can express it in a more normal way,” Shinpachi replied.
“Actually, we’re both rather clumsy….”
Looking at Shinpachi, Otsuu-chan, and a group of Terakado Tsuu’s personal guards who had received the news from nowhere, Kawaki sighed softly.
Regardless of whether it was Otsuu-chan, who was suppressing her disappointment, or Shinpachi whose eyes were filled with heartache, Kawaki had seen it all. ‘The kid’s mood was very easy to understand. You can see it by looking at his eyes,’ Kawaki had always thought this way.
Kawaki turned to look at the sky, “But, that’s true. It’s enough to keep the treasure in my heart…”
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