Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 67
“Hey! Don’t panic!” Another onmyoji said, “This guy is only one person! Using the Shikigami to consume him, his physical strength will be exhausted sooner or later! And our Shikigami can be summoned infinitely!”
After saying that, the onmyoji took out a few more paper puppets to summon the Shikigami.
“Is that so?” Kawaki’s voice came from behind the onmyoji, “Then, isn’t it okay to just get rid of you all…”
“You…” Before the onmyoji could finish speaking, he was kicked out by Kawaki from behind and fainted.
“Ah, it’s still easier this way…” Kawaki clapped his hands together, “I am indeed a genius!”
Then, Kawaki narrowed his eyes and looked at the group of hostile onmyoji, “Then, GAME START!”
It was already dusk. Gintoki, Shinpachi, and Kagura were walking on Kabukicho’s road.
“What is that?!” A passerby pointed to the horizon and shouted.
Gintoki and the other two looked towards the horizon.
“That is…” Gintoki muttered.
“A spaceship!” Shinpachi panicked, “Not good! It’s coming straight at us!”
“Gin-chan! Gin-chan, It’s time for you to do your thing-aru!” Kagura tugged at Gintoki’s arm.
“Eh?” Just as Gintoki was puzzled, he was shoved by Shinpachi.
Just as he finished speaking, Kagura dragged Gintoki and jumped to the roof.
“Now! Gin-chan!” Kagura cheered Gintoki on from the side.
“That… Sumimasen…” Gintoki asked, scratching his head, “What should I do?”
“Chi-aru! Use your chi! You always do something with your chi-aru!” Kagura said from the side.
“That’s right!” Shinpachi took the wooden saber and climbed up the roof, “No matter what it is, Gin-san will use this wooden sword to split it in half!”
After saying that, Shinpachi handed the wooden sword to Gintoki.
“This is…” Gintoki took the wooden sword, but his eyes were still full of doubt.
“If it’s Gin-chan, he will definitely be able to do it!” Kagura was still cheering for Gintoki, but the spaceship was already getting closer and closer to them.
“Please! Gin-san!” Shinpachi also said.
“I…” Gintoki put on a posture of drawing a sword, staring resolutely at the swooping spaceship, “Me!”
But in the end, Gintoki did not draw his sword, the spaceship flew past the heads of the three of them.
The wooden sword in Gintoki’s hand also fell down…
“I can’t do it… How can ordinary people do it…” Gintoki looked at the two people in front of him apologetically.
However, just as he finished speaking, everyone was shocked by the impact behind them.
“That’s… Isn’t that Yorozuya’s direction” Shinpachi shouted.
When the three of them ran in front of Yorozuya, Kagura and Shinpachi were dumbfounded at the same time. Only then did the three of them finally see clearly that the spaceship had smashed the entire Yorozuya into pieces.
“The… house has been…” Shinpachi muttered, his entire face twisted.
However, at this moment, a familiar voice sounded.
“Aha ha ha, I’m really sorry,” Sakamoto Tatsuma said, “I wanted to go to my friend’s house, but I got lost on the way. After going around for a long time, I ran out of oil and fell down. Aha ha ha ha ha!”
Sakamoto looked at the two policemen in front of him and asked, “Is there a shop called Yorozuya Kin-chan nearby?”
“If it’s Yorozuya Gin, it is the house you bumped into.” The policeman said.
“No, no. I’m looking for Kin-chan!” Sakamoto waved his hand and said.
“Weren’t you listening? You’re not paying attention. Hahahaha.”
“Yeah, yeah, we heard you. Come with us to the station.” The policeman said.
“Oh! Are you going to lead me to Kin-chan’s place? People in Edo are so nice. Thank you so much~ Hahahaha…” As he spoke, Sakamoto followed the two policemen and left.
“You’re so noisy! Shut up!” A policeman said.
“It doesn’t matter if you really can’t find him. You can send me to Yoshiwara. My other friend seems to be there. Hahahaha…”
“What should we do? We don’t even have a home?” Shinpachi asked.
At this time, Gintoki was recalling everything that had happened today and everyone he had met. Although he could feel their concern for him, he couldn’t remember it at all. That strange feeling made him doubt… [Who exactly am I? ]
“Gin-chan, don’t worry!” Kagura turned around and said. The gloom on her face had disappeared. Instead, it was replaced by an optimistic expression, “We’ll manage somehow-aru!”
“That’s right! When you recover your memories, all of this will become a joke!” Shinpachi also comforted, “In short, let’s find a place to sleep tonight!”
‘Why did these two people…’ Gintoki looked at the two people who were comforting him and could not help but think this way.
“It’s enough. You don’t have to worry about me anymore.” Gintoki shook his head and said seriously, “Everyone has their own home to go back to. Don’t mind me. Go freely.”
“From what I’ve heard, I made you both work without any salary. So, now that things have come to this, you have no reason to stay by my side. Now that I’ve lost my memory and my house… All the evidence I ever existed is gone.” As he spoke, Gintoki glanced at Yorozuya, who had already turned into ruins.
“But this might be a good opportunity. According to everyone’s stories, I was a real mess of a guy. This is my chance to start all over again. So…” After saying that, Gintoki turned his back to the two of them, “Yorozuya can be disbanded now…”
“You must be joking! Gin-san!” Shinpachi’s eyes widened.
“I don’t want any salary! I’m enough to have vinegar kelp!” Kagura shouted.
However, Gintoki didn’t turn around. Instead, he lowered his head and walked away.
Just when Kagura and Shinpachi did not know what to do, Kawaki finally arrived.
“Wait! Gintoki!” Kawaki shouted while panting, “Turn back and see who this is!”
“Kawaki-san! You…” Shinpachi murmured. At the same time, he looked at Kawaki, whose clothes were already in tatters. However, there was a short-haired woman in a kimono beside Kawaki, “That is… Anchor Ketsuno! You really brought anchor Ketsuno here!”
“Gin-chan, it’s the real anchor Ketsuno! The real anchor Ketsuno! Look back!” Kagura shouted.
“Ah, Kawaki-san, is that the friend who lost his memory and my hardcore fan you mentioned?” Ketsuno asked.
“Ah, yes!” As he said that, Kawaki rushed to Gintoki and brought him back. He looked at Ketsuno and said, “Then, I’ll leave it to you! Have an F with this silver-haired wavy hair guy…”
Before he finished speaking, he saw Ketsuno take out a summoning Shinigami paper from her pocket.
“Gedoumaru,” Ketsuno said with her eyes narrowed, “Mortal destruction!”
“Yes!” A girl in a black kimono with a huge iron mace on her back appeared instantly. At the same time, she pulled out the huge mace on her back and smashed it at the two of them…
“I thought he was my savior. I didn’t expect him to be a scum.” Ketsuno looked at Shinpachi and Kagura and said.
“Hey! What are you doing?” Shinpachi was asked.
“Right! You are already married! Why are you pretending to be pure-aru!” Kagura shouted.
“Hey! That’s not what I meant!” Shinpachi complained to Kagura.
“What did you just say?” Gedoumaru waved the iron mace in her hand at the two of them and said.
“Nothing! I’m really very sorry!” As he spoke, Shinpachi quickly knelt down and apologized. At the same time, he also pressed Kagura down.
“Then, let’s go. Gedoumaru…” As she spoke, Ketsuno turned around and left, “Now I can justifiably divorce that guy. I’m sure he will lose his face for being defeated by an ordinary person…”
“Hey, are the two of you alright?” Shinpachi glanced at Ketsuno, who was walking further and further away. At the same time, he rushed toward Gintoki and Kawaki, who did not know whether they were dead or alive.
Gintoki and Kawaki turned their faces at the same time and said, “Who are you?” × 2
The meeting between Kawaki and Ketsuno started an hour ago…
“Yo, GAME OVER!” Kawaki glanced at Shirino Douman, who had been completely defeated by him, and said.
“Hmph, what a bunch of useless fools. They can’t even handle a single person,” A somewhat angry male voice sounded, “What else is there to say about protecting Edo…
Kawaki turned around and saw a long-haired man wearing a purple onmyoji costume.
“Who are you?” Kawaki asked curiously.
“The head of the Shirino family, Shirino Douman!” The man replied, “May I know who you are…”
“This kind of thing doesn’t matter, but…” As he spoke, Kawaki moved closer to Shirino Douman and reminded him in a low voice, “You have a graffiti prank on your face, and they even used red ink…”
“This is not graffiti!”
“Look, your subordinates are still laughing…” Kawaki pointed at the other onmyoji, who was twitching on the ground. He even pointed at the one who was twitching the most and said, “The one who laughed the hardest, I think he was the one who did it!”
“This is not graffiti, it is a seal!” Shirino Douman shouted, “Also, they are not laughing! They are really twitching! Really! And wasn’t it you who made them like this?!”
“It’s useless even if you pretend to be dead!” At some point in time, Kawaki had already arrived in front of the onmyoji who had been twitching the most, “You were the one who made the graffiti, right?”
The onmyoji was so angry that he raise his trembling hand and raised a middle finger…
“I told you! It was this guy who did it! He even raised his hand to admit it!” Kawaki shouted at Shirino Douman, then looked at the onmyoji who had raised his hand and reminded him in a low voice, “Just admit it. You don’t need to point your middle finger, right? Did your stupid leader only realize it now? But isn’t it too impolite to raise your middle finger?”
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