Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 71
[Factory manager threw out five Justaway. ]
[Kawaki successfully shot, +50 points. ]
[ Factory manager threw out a hundred Justaway. ]
“Hey, what on earth happened? Why did it become a shooting game?!” Yamazaki looked at Kawaki and Gintoki who were lying on the ground and Ask.
“Haha, you’re the only one left, hahahaha.” The factory manager laughed arrogantly.
“Not good! Shinsengumi is here!” A worker hurriedly ran over and said to the factory manager.
“There’s no other way anymore,” As he spoke, the factory manager looked at Yamazaki, who was trembling in fear as he was surrounded by a group of workers, “But at least we have hostages in our hands…”
At this time, the explosions in the factory rang out continuously. Shinsengumi’s group was maintaining order outside the factory.
“It’s very dangerous here. Everyone, please step back.” Sogo said to the crowd behind him, “Otherwise, you would be like this person.”
Sogo was referring to Toshiro, who had just been hit in the face by a stone from the explosion.
“Even if he pretends to be cool with a poker face, but trust me he’s suffering inside,” Sogo continued.
“This place has already developed beyond control,” Toshiro said.
“Hijikata-san, the blood on your face is also flowing out of control.”
“In this kind of situation, isn’t that kid Yamazaki already died?”
“Hijikata-san, you don’t have much time left too.”
“Vice-captain!” A bald team member came behind Toshiro and reported, “I just got the information that the manager and Yamazaki are both insides.”
“What?” Toshiro sighed and continued, “If it was just Yamazaki, I was going to say forget it. Now that Chief Kondo is here, I can’t ignore him.”
“Hijikata-san, I forgot to bring the flute. I’m going to go and fetch it.” Sogo said as he opened the car door behind him.
“Yes, you don’t have to come back.” As he spoke, Toshiro turned around and walked towards the factory, “Bastard, what a disgrace. Alright, I’ll go alone. You guys just wait here.”
However, at this moment, a huge cannon barrel stretched out from the second floor of the factory.
“Hey, look at that!” A member of Shinsengumi shouted.
“What is that?!”
“A huge cannon suddenly appeared!”
“That is a weapon made secretly…”
Hearing the voices of the team members behind him, Toshiro looked up.
“Sogo, I forgot to bring my protractor at home. I will be back soon after I get it,” Toshiro said.
“Hijikata-san, don’t worry. I have a protractor here.” Sogo said as he took out a protractor.
October 6th. Today, my father hit me for the first time. It was a very heavy fist. It was the fist of a man who shouldered the burden of our entire family by himself. It was because of this that I suddenly saw how small my fist was. It was the fist of a loser who quit his job and never held anything but a game controller for two years and three months.
[I don’t care what you do with your life. You’ve got to live with yourself. Just understand this: If you wallow in crap, you’re going to stink. ]
Dad left these words and went out to work. His back was broader than before. ‘Could I become strong like my father?’ I went outside for the first time in two years. My legs naturally followed my father. [Banzo the Viper], that was my father’s other name. Viper, a police officer who made criminals tremble. I wanted to see his face. I wanted to learn what it was to know him.
But when I caught up… All I saw was a beaten man with a cheap sake bottle in his hands sitting on the park swing.
He had lost his job to downsizing the month before…
“NO!” Banzou tore the diary in tears.
At the same time, he stepped on the cannon and shouted at Shinsengumi below, “You can’t imagine how that felt! How it felt to read my son’s diary!! If I’d kept my job just a little longer, he would have straightened out his life! Instead, my son went from being a recluse to becoming a yakuza! He’s gone from the north pole to the south pole.”
“That’s a great thing to talk about over drinks!” Toshiro shouted from below.
“Am I supposed to take that and keep smiling?” Banzo retorted, “I devoted thirty years of my life to my country, but the Bakufu threw our family away like garbage. This is wrong, this world is completely wrong! So I want to change everything! I’m going to destroy this corrupt country and cause a revolution with this [Viper Z] that took me ten years to make!”
“Even if it is a corrupt country, you can’t forget the people who live here. If you want a revolution, why the whole country? It’s better to have an internal revolution to save money.” Toshiro said casually.
“Shut up! How can you understand my feelings!”
“Ready the cannons.” Seeing that the persuasion had no effect, Toshiro did not want to waste any more words.
Just as he finished speaking, Toshiro felt something touch his head. He subconsciously turned around and saw that the huge black cannon was pointing at the back of his head.
“Not this way…”
“Eh?” Sogo was shocked.
“What are you shocked about? The one who should be shocked is me!”
“Vice-captain, look over there!”
A team member reminded. Hearing this, Toshiro turned his head and looked in the direction the team member pointed.
Kawaki, Gintoki, Kondo, and Yamazaki each had a thick stone slab behind them. The four of them were kneeling on the ground, firmly tied to the stone slab.
“Chief, Yamazaki!” Toshiro shouted, “Ah! Why are those two guys here? Why have they fainted? Why does it look like they have been bombed?”
“Hehehe, I already know. They are your companions, right?” Banzou laughed sinisterly, “If you want to stop us, just fire! However, they will be sacrificed as cannon fodder, hahaha…”
Before Banzou could finish laughing, Sogo had already started firing.
“Chief Kondo once said [If I am caught, shoot without hesitation!]” Sogo explained, “I think he may or may not have said it.”
“You can’t remember, and you still fired!”
“They fired! Those guys really fired!” The black lines on Yamazaki’s face as he shouted.
At this time, Gintoki also slowly woke up, “What is going on?”
After listening to Yamazaki’s explanation, Gintoki finally understood.
“Aren’t those guys your companions? If they are your companions, shooting us is a bit too much!” Gintoki continued.
“Those people are not companions at all!” As he spoke, Yamazaki shouted to the other side, “Chief, I want to withdraw from Shinsengumi… Chief!”
He saw that Kondo had stood up at some point, and Kawaki was hiding behind him.
“Oh, I’m here. Everyone isn’t hurt, right? Are you alright?” It seemed that Kondo had already recovered his memories.
Looking at Kondo, who was only left with his underwear, Yamazaki didn’t know what to say, “You’re the one who’s not alright, right? It’s not good to expose your fetishes in front of so many people!”
“It’s like a long dream…” Kondo said with a smile.
“Chief, could it be that your memory…”
“Ah, I feel that the fog in my heart has completely disappeared, and my whole body is comfortable!” As he spoke, Kondo also posed a few bodybuilding postures, “Yamazaki, I’m really sorry for causing so much trouble for you before.”
“Ah, really, they all disappeared…”
“Anyway, right now, it’s time for us to get out of here. Let’s go.” As he spoke, Kondo walked forward.
“Chief, wait a moment! These two are still…”
“It doesn’t matter. Jimmy, Gorilla-san, you guys can go.” Gintoki shook his head and whispered, “If you don’t leave now, you will be caught again!”
“No, take me with you. Don’t look at me like this. I’m the first master of JustAK in Edo!” Kawaki said.
However, before Kondo could make a decision, Kawaki had already stood up.
“No, you should die with him!” As Tsukuyo shouted, two Kunai had already hit Kawaki’s forehead.
“Ah, this feeling is so familiar…” Kawaki fell to the ground again and murmured at the same time.
Kagura and Shinpachi’s voices came at the same time.
“This place is very dangerous! You guys quickly leave this place!” Gintoki shouted.
“No, coming here is the way we choose to live!” Shinpachi replied.
Kagura/ Shinpachi, “We chose to stay by your side on our own!”
‘Why… ‘ Gintoki widened his eyes as he looked at the two of them in confusion at the same time he thought, ‘Why? I don’t get it … they always say that I’m sloppy, why is everyone still…’
Finally, the branch recovered…
“Shinpachi, did you bring a wooden sword?” Gintoki lowered his head and shouted.
“Ah?” Shinpachi was shocked at first, then overjoyed. He nodded heavily and threw the wooden sword in his hand to the second floor.
In the next moment, Gintoki freed himself from his restraints and stood up to take his wooden sword. At the same time, he struck the cannon on the side…
In short, there was no danger. Apart from Kawaki, who was defeated by a kunai, everyone was safe…
Kawaki raised his head and looked at the Yorozuya trio, who were chatting and laughing. He raised the corners of his mouth and said nothing.
However, at this moment, Tsukuyo’s cold voice came from behind Kawaki, “Have you finished playing your role?”
“Hey? Who are you? What are you talking about?” Kawaki still pretended to have lost his memory.
“Eh Don’t worry, even if you really forget something, I will make you remember it!” As she spoke, Tsukuyo took out several Kunai with a cold light.
Kawaki swallowed his saliva and wanted to pretend again, but when he saw Tsukuyo’s eyes full of anger, the next moment he directly jumped down from the roof and ran away.
However, a simple apology was useless. The few Kunai that Tsukuyo threw were still accurately stabbed into Kawaki’s body.
“This boss… is also not easy…” Yamazaki muttered. At the same time, he looked at the Yorozuya trio on the other side, “But it’s really great… everyone has recovered…”
(End of Gintoki Amnesia!)
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