Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 76
“How many times have you been here? How can you still enjoy it so much?” Kawaki retorted expressionlessly.
“Don’t children like this kind of thing?” Seita retorted, pursing his lips.
“There’s no other way. “There’s no other way, then let’s go back after ten roller coasters and two cordless bungee jumps.” Kawaki waved his hand and said casually.
“Do you want to kill me?!” Seita shouted at Kawaki, “Ten roller coasters is already too much. What’s with the cordless bungee jumping behind?!”
“I should be the one saying this!” Kawaki looked at the amusement park in front of him and did not know if he should say it or not, “You little brat, you are too willful! Adults also have their own things to do, okay! Why do I have to accompany a little brat like you to the amusement park on this kind of rest day? And you want to use a perfunctory reason like [I am a child]?!”
“Isn’t the “things” you are talking about is just playing games in the house? If not for Sister Tsukuyo, I wouldn’t look for you!” Seita retorted.
One big and one small stood at the entrance of the amusement park while staring at each other. From time to time, they would even grimace and mock each other.
In the end, Kawaki calmed himself down, ‘He was not angry, he was not angry, he was just a little brat. Nine years ago, he was just a little tadpole swimming in a man’s [Beep—]. In other words, the current Seita was at most a big tadpole. No, he could not say that. At most, he was a toad.’
‘Yes, Seita is Gamakichi who is still small in size, not Gamakichi during the Fourth Ninja World War. Gamakichi has the support of the toad boss, and Seita has the support of two toad bosses, which is similar.’
Thinking of this, Kawaki felt that Seita in front of him was getting more and more hateful.
“Hey, why do I feel like you’re thinking about something very rude?” Seita retorted expressionlessly.
“Actually, it’s nothing much…” Kawaki wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, “I just think that Naruto was really too miserable when he was young… Woo~”
“When did the topic go to Naruto? What exactly did you think of? Are we really living in the same world?”
“Did you finally find out?” Kawaki smiled and continued, “That’s right! We are creatures living in two different worlds(children’s world and adult world)! Gamakichi!”
“****kichi! What child’s world and adult world? How do you look like an adult! ”
“You have to use honorifics when you speak to your elders!” Kawaki said sharply, “Even though I did not admit it, I am still a home tutor hired by your mother. Give me some respect!”
As he spoke, Kawaki extended his fist and lightly knocked on Seita’s head. Seita was thrown into the embrace of Mother Earth, only revealing a small head that was foaming at the mouth.
“Looks like this move of mine is still a little lacking compared to Sensei…” Kawaki squatted down and observed Seita’s head, “This bag doesn’t seem as round as when Sensei smashed it. Forget it, I don’t care. Hurry up and play with this little brat for a while and then go back to play your own game!”
As he spoke, Kawaki dug Seita out from the ground. Without thinking much, Kawaki dragged Seita, who had already fainted, to the entrance of the amusement park. However, just as he turned around, he felt that there were a few strange gazes behind him.
Kawaki turned around and found that a gorilla, a nicotine poisoned patient, and a group of three people were shouting something in the grass behind him.
“Hey, what are you doing?” Kawaki patted Toshiro’s shoulder and asked with a smile.
Toshiro was also shocked by the sudden appearance of Kawaki, “When did you appear? What does it have to do with you? Can you not be so familiar with me?”
“How heartless, V-shaped bangs.” Kawaki pouted and made a regretful expression, “We are so familiar with each other, but you still have to pretend to be so heartless.
It really makes people feel uncomfortable~ Don’t you think so, Sogo-kun?”
“This can’t be blamed on Hijikata-san, boss.” Sogo replied, “After all, Hijikata-san’s head has been poisoned by mayonnaise and nicotine for so long. It’s inevitable that he will be a little confused.”
“That’s a pity,” As he spoke, Kawaki seemed to have suddenly thought of something, “Oh right, remember to send me an invitation when V-shaped bang’s funeral.”
“Who is V-shaped bangs? Who wants to hold a funeral? And why do the two of you look so familiar with each other!” Toshiro crazily retorted.
“Why does he look so angry?” Kawaki whispered in Sogo’s ear.
“Actually, there should be some scenes for Shinsengumi in the previous two chapters, but it seems to have been deleted by some random author, so he is a little unhappy…” Sogo explained in a low voice.
“Toshiro, who is this?” Matsudaira Katakuriko, who had been at the side, asked.
Looking at the uncle with sunglasses and a sniper rifle in his hand and wearing a red scarf in such hot weather, Kawaki threw a questioning look at Sogo beside him.
But before Sogo could answer, Kondo, who was at the side, answered first, “This is Yoshiwara’s Kawaki-kun. In short, he is an old acquaintance of ours.”
“Can you not open your eyes and talk nonsense! How come he’s an old acquaintance! We have seen each other just a few times, okay?” Toshiro complained.
“What are you talking about? Toshi,” Kondo continued in a reproachful tone, “We have established a good partnership with Kawaki-san! We are simply soul friends!”
As he spoke, Kondo recalled the scene of Kawaki giving him Yoshiwara coupon. It could be said that their feelings were deep, touching the heavens and moving the earth. It was touching, and he felt it as if it were his own… That kind of cordial comforting words really made Kondo unable to forget them even until today…
Kondo continued to speak to Kawaki with tears in his eyes, “Oh right, that coupon from last time, is there still… Ah!”
Before he could finish speaking, Kondo was kicked over by Toshiro.
“Are you all thinking of that kind of thing” Toshiro shouted, “That’s bribery! Publicly bribery! At this time, you still want others to publicly bribe you! Is there something wrong with your brain?!!”
“This is the leader of our Shinsengumi, Matsudaira Katakuriko!” Kondo stood up and wiped his nosebleed, continuing.
“Oh, so that’s how it is. Hello,” Kawaki greeted Matsudaira.
Looking at Kawaki holding the umbrella, Matsudaira thought for a second and came up with a good plan.
“Hmm? Yoshiwara’s people? Then this task is suitable for you!” Matsudaira handed the sniper rifle in his hand to Kawaki and pointed to a pretty girl with short maroon hair and a pink kimono in the distance. He continued, “In a while, all the opposite sex who appear next to that girl will be killed! Yoshiwara’s people must be very good at dealing with stinky men.”
“Wait!” Toshiro felt that something was wrong, “What do you mean by all the opposite sex who appear beside that girl must be killed? I thought it was a secret mission! It is just to interrupt your daughter’s date?
“Ah, it’s here!” Kawaki saw an unusually dressed man walking in front of the girl through the scope and started talking and laughing.
“Alright, I’ll count to one, two, three, you shoot.” Matsudaira said, “One!”
“Not good!” Toshiro reacted and was about to rush up to stop him, but…
As Matsudaira finished counting one, Kawaki fired the first shot. However, because he forgot to take the wind speed into account, Kawaki’s shot missed. Fortunately, the gun had a silencer and was not discovered.
“It’s a pity. I wanted to hit that kid’s weapon, but I didn’t expect his weapon to be much shorter than a normal man. I didn’t manage to hit it~” Kawaki said with some regret.
“Hey! You really fired! And why did you shoot when he just counted to one! What about two and three?! Also, why did you shoot at that part! Why?!” Toshiro cursed.
“Well, I am someone who does not want to obey orders. I am very annoyed with this kind of thing. As for why I want to shoot at that place, won’t you know the answer just by thinking about it? That is [Weapon]. Isn’t it normal to destroy the opponent’s [Weapon] first?” Kawaki answered matter-of-factly.
“First of all, put down the gun first!” As he spoke, Toshiro snatched the gun from Kawaki’s hand, “Although it is also a type of [Weapon] in a certain sense, the current situation is obviously not the case!”
“No, I can’t agree with this point,” Kawaki retorted, “In front of that girl, maybe he has already prepared to [Fire]!”
“I agree with this point!” Kondo nodded and continued, “After all, in front of Otae, I’m always ready to fire at any time!”
“Your brain has been thinking about firing for 365 days a year!” Toshiro retorted angrily, “Can you guys stop provoking Uncle Matsudaira! He’s so angry that he is trembling!”
“Don’t worry!” Kawaki’s words stopped Toshiro and Kondo from arguing, but the next moment… “That uncle, don’t worry, I won’t miss the next shot!”
“It’s not that worry, right?” Toshiro roared.
“You don’t understand anything. How touching is this uncle’s feeling for his daughter! This is the great fatherly love! You will never understand it if you don’t become a father!” As he spoke, Kawaki’s tone began to soften, “Think about it. If you have a daughter after you get married and watch your daughter grow up day by day, suddenly one day! A boy who looks like a hooligan who holds your daughter and appears in your house to call you [Father]. What would you feel?!”
Kondo/ Toshiro/ Sogo/ Matsudaira, “Kill him!”
“Alright, then we are all united now…” Kawaki nodded and continued, “Then next…”
“Alright your head!” Toshiro punched Kawaki as he spoke, “Can you stop fanning the flames here?!”
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