Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 79
Kawaki was really sick of this little brat in front of him.
“Well, I want to learn the sword!” Seita’s eyes were full of desire.
“Can you not always think one thing after another? You are really annoying; you know that?” Kawaki’s words were full of resentment.
“I think proper exercise is good for Seita.” Tsukuyo stepped into Kawaki’s room and said.
“It doesn’t matter what you want to do, but… can you please leave my room first?”
Just as Seita finished speaking, Kawaki could no longer bear it. He punched Seita’s head directly into the floor, and then Kawaki pulled out the fainted Seita and threw him out casually.
“Ah, it’s much quieter~” As he spoke, Kawaki picked up the game controller again.
“Brother Kawaki, just teach me swordsmanship!”
When Seita appeared in front of Kawaki again with a big bag on his head, Kawaki’s heart collapsed.
After thinking for 0.01 seconds, Kawaki raised his fist again with no expression on his face.
“I really want to become stronger!” Seita knelt on the ground, lowered his head, and shouted, “Didn’t you say that Yoshiwara will be under my protection in the future? So, I want to become stronger!”
After listening to Seita’s words, Kawaki put down his fist and observed Seita for a while with his chin propped up.
In the end, Kawaki could only sigh, “Although I don’t know what you are thinking in your mind, there are absolutely no tricks like [Bankai].”
“Who wants to learn that kind of thing!” Seita raised his little face to refute.
“Let’s go in,” Kawaki said as he dragged Seita into Shinpachi’s house or the empty [Koudoukan] dojo.
“Huh? Why is Kawaki-san here today?” Otae asked as she saw Kawaki walking into her house.
“This kid wants to learn swordsmanship. I heard that Miss Otae’s house is a dojo.” Kawaki smiled and continued, “So…”
“OMG!” Otae covered her mouth, but Kawaki could still see these three words from her expression.
But then, Otae burst into tears, “Even I almost forgot the revival dojo setting. I didn’t expect Kawaki-san to remember…”
“…” Kawaki was a little speechless, but he still continued to say, “In short, let this kid come here to train during his rest day, so as to avoid bothering me.”
As he spoke, Kawaki took out a thick envelope and handed it to Otae.
“Swordsmanship is not as simple as training! Since you are going to be our [Koudoukan] apprentices, we must do our best!” Otae said with a serious face. Of course, she also accepted the money, “No! I have to call Shin-chan back!”
As she spoke, Otae took out her phone and called Yorozuya.
Kawaki looked at the scene of Otae crying and talking to Shinpachi on the other side of the line. He instantly felt a sense of regret and guilt for Seita. However, it was only a little bit. After seeing the annoying Seita next to him, the regret and guilt disappeared.
“Brother Kawaki, is it really okay here?” Seita asked in a low voice.
“Are you looking down on our Tendou Mushin sword-fighting style? ! Little brat!” Otae answered first.
“No, no!” Seita swallowed his saliva in fear of Otae. He continued weakly, “I just wanted Brother Kawaki to teach me…”
“Huh?” Kawaki was speechless, “Have you ever seen me use something like a sword?”
“Now that you say that…” Seita looked at the umbrella that Kawaki was holding and said, “It seems that there is really none…”
“All in all, your request has been fulfilled.”
“I’ll go back first.” With that, Kawaki turned around and left without any hesitation.
“Wait…” Before Seita could finish, he was interrupted by Kawaki who had stopped.
“I don’t care if you are willful or if you have other thoughts, but little brat, remember clearly that a man has to be responsible for what he says.”
Shinpachi rushed back at this time, “I hurried back immediately after I received a call from my sister! Leave Seita to us!”
Kawaki looked at the excited Shinpachi and wanted to say something, but in the end, he swallowed the words he wanted to say and only said, “Ah, don’t kill him…”
After saying that, Kawaki walked out.
Seita, who stayed in place, looked at Otae who was smiling, and Shinpachi who was excited. He swallowed his saliva, but then he thought of what Kawaki had said just now. He gritted his teeth as if he had made up his mind…
“Hey, is Seita really okay?” Tsukuyo asked Kawaki for the twelfth time this afternoon.
Kawaki lay on the ground and looked at the ceiling. He sighed and said, “If you are worried, go and take a look. Can you let me be at peace for a while…”
“But this may also be an opportunity to make Seita change his willful personality. Hinowa also said so.” Tsukuyo murmured.
“So…” Kawaki got up and looked at the Hyakka members in his room, “Can you go out of my room? Can you? What are you all doing here?”
“I just want to have a meeting…” Tsukuyo explained.
“Can you go somewhere else for the meeting? Can you not do it in my room?”
“Kawaki-sama is really heartless~,” A member of Hyakka said.
“That’s right. Kawaki-sama has never been like this before~”
Listening to the group of Hyakka members talking one after another, Kawaki felt like his brain was going to explode.
“I just sent away an annoying kid, and it becomes even more annoying than before. What’s going on? Who is punishing me?” Kawaki used his head to smash the floor as he muttered.
“Kawaki-sama~,” A Hyakka member instantly helped Kawaki up and placed Kawaki’s head on her leg, “Kawaki-sama! Kawaki-sama!”
“Huh? What’s wrong?” Tsukuyo looked at the situation and asked. At the same time, she stood up and came to Kawaki’s side.
She saw that Kawaki had actually fallen asleep…
“What an unreasonable man. He actually fell asleep at this moment…”
“Kawaki-sama also looks very handsome when he sleeps, boss.” A Hyakka member whispered.
“Don’t just look at his faces. This kind of unworthy man is a woman’s nightmare.” Tsukuyo reminded.
However, none of Hyakka’s members really listened to this sentence. Instead, they surrounded Kawaki and looked at his sleeping face.
Tsukuyo could not help but be a little angry, “Hey, all of you, go carry out the mission for me!”
“Boss, what mission is there now? Didn’t you say we’re going to hold a women’s meeting?” A Hyakka member said, “Moreover, Kawaki-sama is also asleep, we can hold our [women’s meeting] with peace of mind! ”
“Right, right, right,” Another Hyakka member echoed and took out a bottle of wine from behind, “I brought all the wine.”
“What to do?! Cancel it! Hurry up and patrol!”
“Yes~” Although the group of Hyakka members was somewhat dissatisfied, they still chose to listen to Tsukuyo.
The next day, looking at the still sleeping Kawaki, Tsukuyo finally felt that something was wrong.
“Hey, wake up! You’ve been sleeping all day!” Tsukuyo pulled Kawaki and shouted, but it was useless. Kawaki showed no signs of waking up.
After that, no matter what method Tsukuyo used, she was unable to wake Kawaki up, whether it was stabbing his whole body with kunai, throwing him from upstairs, or stepping Kawaki’s head onto the floor…
Only then did Tsukuyo truly panic.
“Hey, quickly call for a doctor!” Tsukuyo shouted.
“The patient’s vital signs are normal,” The doctor said to Tsukuyo and Hinowa, “According to my diagnosis, he is really sleeping.”
“Why can’t he wake up if he is sleeping?” Tsukuyo asked.
“This… I don’t know. Moreover, according to what you said, Mr. Kawaki is an Amanto, and he might be from Yato Tribe. This is the first time I have seen this kind of situation…”
Before the doctor could finish speaking, Tsukuyo put the Kunai on his neck.
“No matter what method you use, wake him up!”
“Tsu-chan.” Hinowa on the side reminded, “Don’t make things difficult for the doctor. Maybe you can look for Gin-san. After all, Kawaki-san and Gin-san are old acquaintances. Maybe…”
Before Hinowa could finish, Tsukuyo rushed out in an instant…
“What a frank child.” Hinowa smiled and looked at the doctor at the same time, “Sorry to trouble you. Tsu-chan is like this. Don’t take offense.”
“No, no. I can understand the feelings of the patient’s family.” The bald doctor touched his bald head and smiled.
“Mom, let me tell you, Brother Shinpachi’s training is really super, super, super, super cruel…” Little Seita was acting like a spoiled child to Hinowa.
“So you want to back off?” Hinowa asked with a smile.
Seita wanted to say yes, but then he thought of what Kawaki said yesterday. In the end, Seita shook his head, “No, I don’t want to. I don’t want to give up! I’ll go to training next weekend! I don’t want that good-for-nothing otaku to look down on me!
“Speaking of which, why didn’t I see Brother Kawaki? It’s time to eat.”
“He should be sleeping in his room…”
“I say, he has been with Yoshiwara for so long. Don’t tell me you still don’t know?” Gintoki was a little speechless as he looked at Tsukuyo, who was holding Kunai in front of him.
“Know what?” Tsukuyo asked.
Gintoki was just about to tell the truth, but then he thought of something. Perhaps this was a good opportunity to tease Kawaki.
“I know what you are thinking about with this expression. If you dare to talk nonsense…”
Looking at Tsukuyo who was in a bad mood, Gintoki swallowed his saliva.
“Ah~” Kawaki stretched, “I slept so comfortably~ Even my mood has improved~”
However, when he turned around, Kawaki saw Gintoki, who had been beaten into a pig head, and Tsukuyo, who was standing at the side.
“What… what happened?” Kawaki asked carefully.
“What happened?” Gintoki laughed bitterly, then stood up and pulled Kawaki and shout at him, “Why didn’t you tell the people around you that you would fall asleep for one to three days in the middle of every month! She thought I lied to her, so she beat me up!”
Hearing this, Kawaki scratched his head and said with some embarrassment, “Ah, I accidentally forgot about it~ Ahahaha…”
“What the hell are you laughing at! Compensate me for my medical expenses!” Gintoki said as he started to pinch Kawaki.
“I made you worry…” Kawaki said with an embarrassed smile.
“Hmph, I was planning to give you a funeral,” Tsukuyo turned around and pretended to be indifferent, “Anyway, stay in the room for me in the middle of the month.”
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