Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 87
“Cough cough…” Gintoki sat on the sofa and faked a cough. But Kagura, who was eating snacks, had no reaction at all.
“Cough cough!” Gintoki raised his tone.
However, there was still no reaction from Kagura.
“Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough…!!!” Gintoki began to cough non-stop. Finally, Kagura was attracted by Gintoki’s fake cough.
“You’re so noisy-aru! You silver-haired naturally wavy hair!” Kagura stood up and kicked Gintoki over, “If your throat is not comfortable, go and take medicine! Why do you keep making ‘cough cough cough cough cough’ sounds in front of a young girl! It has affected me watching TV dramas!!!”
“That’s true. If your throat is not comfortable, you need to eat some throat lozenges…” Gintoki got up and wiped his nosebleed, then sat down on the sofa again…
“Hey, what are you trying to do? It’s disgusting-aru.” Kagura looked at Gintoki with disdain.
“Kagura-chan,” Shinpachi looked at the naturally wavy hair with dead fish eyes in front of him. Although he was a little reluctant, he chose to help Gintoki in the end. He put down the vacuum cleaner in his hand and walked over to sit down, “Actually, today is a special day. Kagura-chan doesn’t know yet, right?”
“I know-aru,” Kagura continued, “It’s Christmas.”
“Yes, yes. It’s Christmas. Does Kagura-chan have any present she wants?” Shinpachi asked with a smile.
Gintoki also pricked up his ears, as if waiting for Kagura’s answer.
Kagura sat cross-legged on the sofa. She crossed her arms and thought hard. After a long time, Kagura raised her head and said seriously, “Nothing.”
“Eh Shouldn’t a little girl at this age have a lot of wishes to realize? Shouldn’t there be a lot of things that she wants?” Shinpachi retorted in an exaggerated manner.
“Because Uncle has bought all the things I want-aru.” Kagura pointed at the pile of gifts piled up beside her, which had even occupied one-third of Yorozuya’s space. Most of these gifts had not even been opened.
“I see… Uncle has given so much, so you don’t need any gifts…” The corners of Gintoki’s mouth twitched. He then looked up at the ceiling and said with an indifferent attitude, “Originally, I wanted to say that I earned a lot in Pachinko yesterday. I thought that if there was anything you wanted, I could give it to you…”
Speaking of this, Gintoki secretly glanced at Kagura from the corner of his eyes. He saw that Kagura had returned to her original posture. She was eating snacks while staring at the TV…
“Gin-san, why don’t we just forget about it…” Shinpachi couldn’t bear it and tried to persuade Gintoki beside him.
“That’s it!! Gintoki couldn’t help but stand up and shout, then angrily walked out.
“Shinpachi, what happened to Gin-chan-aru?” Kagura was frightened by the sound of the door closing and turned to ask Shinpachi.
“Hey! Can you stop destroying a girl’s dream?! Do you know how much damage you have done to the girl’s life?! Life has become muddled now, what should I do in the future!!!” Gintoki rushed into Kawaki’s house then grabbed Kawaki by the collar and roared.
“What are you talking about? I don’t understand at all! Hey!” Kawaki pushed Gintoki away in disgust and pointed at the computer in front of him, “And can you not just come in casually? The character I’m controlling almost died!”
“You…” Gintoki was really angry, but he couldn’t open his mouth to tell the truth.
Fortunately, at this time, Tsukuyo was attracted by the noise in Kawaki’s room. She pushed the door open and came in.
“You came at the right time!” Gintoki rushed to Tsukuyo as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw, “You should at least take care of this idiot! Is he spending indiscriminately all day? Has it caused great trouble to Yoshiwara’s economic situation? If it goes on like this,
Before Bakufu and Harusame could make a move, Yoshiwara would be disbanded because of the economic situation! ”
“You…” For some reason, Tsukuyo felt a little touched, “I didn’t expect you to be worried about this. Thank you for your kindness. However, Yoshiwara’s GDP has been rising. I didn’t expect this idiot to have a business talent. Ever since he came to Yoshiwara, Yoshiwara’s GDP has increased several times. We are still preparing to expand. Today, I came to discuss the expansion with this idiot…”
“Speaking of which, why are you here at this time Gintoki?” Kawaki put down the game controller in his hand and walked over to ask.
“I’m just a little angry for some reason…”
“I see…” Kawaki rested his chin on his hand and thought for a while. Then he looked up and said seriously, “This won’t do. Although the weather is cold and dry, it is easy to get cold, but you can’t stop taking medicine because you hate taking medicine. Proper prevention of colds is very important. Colds will not only make a person feel uncomfortable, but also make people’s mood bad, and most importantly, colds are contagious~ I remember the teacher reminded me of these things in class…”
Gintoki lowered his head and his face darkened. He ignored Kawaki’s nagging and slowly raised his hand…
Kawaki was sent flying… and flew out of the window…
“Kawaki-sama,” A Hyakka member shouted and caught Kawaki.
“What are you doing?” A group of Hyakka members rushed into Kawaki’s room and looked at Gintoki with an angry expression.
“Calm down,” Tsukuyo reminded, “This guy is also one of the heroes who saved Yoshiwara.”
However, this group of Hyakka members completely ignored Tsukuyo’s words.
“Kawaki-sama looked extremely handsome when he fainted.” The Hyakka member who had just caught Kawaki said.
“Hurry up and record it!”
“Too cunning~ I also want to hug Kawaki-sama~”
“Let’s decide the order with rock-paper-scissors!”
Looking at the Hyakka members who were about to lose their minds, Gintoki silently left.
At this time, Kawaki slowly woke up. Looking at Gintoki’s somewhat disappointed back, he couldn’t help but mutter, “What happened to that idiot? Is it his period?”
Only then did Kawaki realize that a group of Hyakka’s members had surrounded him. He then revealed a good-looking smile, “Thank you, everyone. I’m fine.”
“Leave this smiling expression photo to me to protect!”
“No, leave it to me!”
“I can do it!”
Looking at the group of Hyakka members who were about to quarrel again, Tsukuyo finally could not bear it anymore and casually threw out several Kunai.
“All of you, quiet down! Don’t you all still have some work to do?”
“I’m really super angry…” Gintoki muttered unhappily, “Why I am so angry? I don’t need to give gifts. It clearly helped me save a lot of money, so why am I still so angry? I should obviously thank that bastard. Eh? Is that really the case? Should I really thank that bastard? Then why am I still so angry?”
In this way, Gintoki, who was muttering and walking, looked like an idiot in the eyes of the passers-by because of his constantly changing moods.
Finally, Gintoki stopped at a sake house on the side of the road, “Why don’t you reward yourself today?” Gintoki whispered, then lifted the curtain of the sake house and walked in.
“Two pots of hot sake and some Oden, uncle.” Gintoki sat down and shouted to the boss.
“It will be ready soon!”
“So, Gin-chan wants to give me a Christmas present-aru?” Kagura-chan asked in surprise.
“Yes, yes, that’s it,” Shinpachi replied.
“Then why doesn’t he just say it directly-aru? Why is he being so shy?” Kagura curled her lips and said.
“This…” Shinpachi smiled bitterly, “That guy has such a personality, he just can’t properly express it.”
“Then let me think about it…” Kagura began to think hard, “But it seems that there is really nothing that I want-aru.”
“Think about it carefully. Maybe there is something missing? Something that you once wanted, something that you haven’t gotten until now, something that you have forgotten in the depths of your heart…” Shinpachi encouraged Kagura from the side.
“If you say that…” Kagura looked at the high-level snacks on the table, and then there was a flash of inspiration, “Meat buns-aru! I’m craving meat buns now! After getting used to exotic delicacies, I will unconsciously want to eat something with a poor and sour taste~”
“This sentence makes me a little angry…” The corners of Shinpachi’s mouth couldn’t help but twitch. Then, he suppressed the anger in his heart and squeezed out a forced smile, “The thing you want is a meat bun, right? This way, you can at least satisfy that silver-haired naturally wavy hair.”
As he spoke, Shinpachi stood up and walked to the door, “Eat fewer snacks before Gin-san comes back. I will let him buy the meat bun! Anyway, say thank you to me after seeing the meat buns!”
“Gintoki?” Kawaki looked at Shinpachi in front of him and continued, “He came here before, but he left after that. I don’t know where he went, but I feel that there is something wrong with Gintoki today.”
“Ah… There are all kinds of reasons.” Shinpachi replied with a wry smile. However, after thinking for a while, he said seriously to Kawaki, “Um, can I ask Kawaki-san for a favor…”
“What is it?”
“Can you not buy whatever Kagura-chan wants? This method of spoiling children is very bad. It will easily affect Kagura-chan’s future life. Moreover…” Shinpachi paused and continued, “That silver-haired naturally wavy hair wants to give Kagura-chan a Christmas present, but Kagura-chan doesn’t seem to need anything… So he is a little frustrated…”
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