Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 89
“The weather this winter is really abnormal~” Otose looked at the white snow on the street and sighed with emotion.
“You’re right, Orochi… Otose.” Kawaki stood at the side and squinted his eyes as he replied with a smile.
“Did you just want to say Orochimaru?”
“You heard wrong,” Kawaki replied without hesitation.
“When it’s raining, you wash yourself in an outdoor tub! If it’s raining spears, you’d do a bamboo dance! We, as Edoites, believe that whatever happens, we might as well enjoy it!” Otose shouted, “So! I’ve decided again! The First Chiki Chiki Kabukicho Snow Festival will commence!”
“Sister Tsukuyo! Mom! Look!” At this time, Seita’s excited voice came.
Looking at Seita running over, Kawaki smiled and slowly raised his hand, “You’re too noisy, Seita!”
“It’s just pulling you out of the room! It’s just confiscating your game! Why are you venting your anger on me?” Seita rubbed the big bag on his head and complained.
“What do you mean by just pulling me out of the room What do you mean by just confiscating my game? You little brat, do you know the significance of a game title to my life? What right do you have to criticize me? Just now! I’m going to eat my 3600 chickens dinner this year! Why do I have to participate in this stupid celebration? What does Kabukicho’s celebration have to do with Yoshiwara!!!”
“You’re the noisy one! You’re obviously just a good-for-nothing otaku!” Seita raised his little face and retorted.
Looking at Kawaki and Seita who were arguing at the side, Hinowa smiled and turned to Otose and said, “Thank you so much for inviting us to such a fun celebration.”
After that, Hinowa looked at the group of Hyakka members who were playing with snow not far ahead.
“It’s nothing. It’s just a celebration. Of course, it’s more lively with more people,” Otose replied.
“Believe it or not, I’ll give you to Orochimaru to do human experiments little brat!” With that, Kawaki picked up Seita and handed him to Otose, “I’ll give it to you! It doesn’t matter if it’s human experiments or anything!”
“Thank you very much then…” Otose subconsciously took Seita and licked her lips, “Bullshit! Believe it or not, I will add a curse mark to you!!”
“Did she just lick her lips? Did she just say curse mark?” Kawaki whispered to Tsukuyo, who was pushing Hinowa aside, “This is a disguised, right? Did she just admit that she illegally smuggled herself from the studio next door?”
“You really are very rude! I heard you! Hey!” Otose shouted.
“My ears are almost deafened by you! If you say you are Orochimaru, just say it honestly!” Kawaki complained loudly.
However, at this moment, the group of Hyakka members cheered, “Kawaki-sama~ look here~”
Hearing this, Kawaki looked over. He then saw a group of Hyakka members surrounding a huge statue and calling him. Kawaki took a closer look. Wasn’t that him? The enlarged version of himself. Then, Kawaki smiled and walked over…
“This kid’s popularity is unexpectedly high.” Otose looked at Kawaki, who was surrounded by a group of Hyakka members.
“The Hyakka members are originally a group of girls who can’t find any guests,” Hinowa explained with a smile, “But Kawaki-san is different. His pure eyes are not mixed with any impurities. No matter which woman sees him, they will be attracted.”
“In other words, he is a fool,” Tsukuyo added.
“Is he a fool? If that’s the case, then the guy upstairs is the same.” As she said that, Otose looked at a silver-haired naturally wavy hair that was making a snowball, “But their popularity with women is different~ I heard that were taught by the same teacher. How can there be such a big gap?”
“No, I think that the silver-haired naturally wavy hair is much better than that damn otaku.” Tsukuyo retorted.
“No, an otaku is much better than that silver-haired naturally wavy hair,” Otose replied with a sigh.
“Hey, you two are really disgusting, it’s like complaining about your husbands to each other.” Seita retorted expressionlessly.
Just as he finished ridiculing, Seita was KO-ed by Otose and Tsukuyo.
Ignoring the three people who were playing around, Hinowa looked at Kawaki in the distance and muttered, “His light is completely different from the sun. It is warm but not dazzling. Perhaps this is…”
“Amazing, it’s exactly the same~” Kawaki looked at the enlarged version of his own snow statue and sighed. Then, he scratched his head and continued awkwardly, “But I always feel that there is a strange feeling… I comment on my own statue… This feeling… Uh…”
“Kawaki-sama, I’m going to do your naked body next~ But can you give us a reference~” A Hyakka member joked.
“Let’s forget about the naked body. Although this is not an animation, the imagination of readers is also super scary.” Kawaki replied with a smile.
“Then why don’t you just show us the upper body~” Another Hyakka member teased.
“How would I describe this kind of thing?” Kawaki pinched his chin and thought for a while before he raised his head and replied seriously, “Sure enough, this is not acceptable. If the author cut it in the waist, it will be troublesome~”
“Then why don’t we just make a bazooka!” A Hyakka member suggested.
“You underestimate Kawaki-sama too much!” Another Hyakka member retorted, “At least it has to be like a star-destroying cannon!”
Looking at the Hyakka member who was starting to quarrel again, Kawaki’s face was full of black lines, “Can you not discuss my part here loudly! It’s super shameful!”
“Then can we discuss it when we get back?” A Hyakka member raised her hand and asked.
“No matter where it is, don’t discuss it!” Kawaki was speechless, “Even if it is a place where the readers can’t see!”
“Then can you just let us observe in a place where the readers can’t see?” A Hyakka member suggested. At the same time, a group of Hyakka members also gathered around and stared at Kawaki.
“No! No matter where we are, we can’t do it!” Kawaki retorted righteously.
“Sure enough, even Kawaki-sama looks down on us~” A Hyakka member was dejected, “Even Kawaki-sama looks down on us girls who can’t attract guests…”
“Sure enough, Kawaki-sama is also that kind of person~”
“Sure enough, we don’t even have the meaning of existence~”
“We just want to take a look~ We won’t do anything else~”
Hearing the complaints, Kawaki’s head was full of black lines, “What do you mean by just taking a look! Can this thing be casually looked at? This is the symbol of a man! How casual can I be for you to look at it!”
“Then isn’t Yoshiwara’s woman just for men to look at?”
“I didn’t come out to sell!” Kawaki subconsciously retorted, but just as he said it, he felt that this sentence was a bit too much.
“Kawaki-sama, you…” The group of Hyakka members covered their mouths and looked at Kawaki in disbelief.
“I didn’t mean that! I just…” Kawaki wanted to explain in a flurry.
“Then let us see!” A group of Hyakka members shouted in unison.
Just as Kawaki was distressed to the extreme, Tsukuyo walked out to help Kawaki out of the encirclement.
“Be quiet! This is not Yoshiwara!” Tsukuyo said seriously.
Hearing this, the group of Hyakka members also calmed down. Kawaki looked at Tsukuyo with a touched look, but Tsukuyo’s next words made Kawaki jump again.
“When we return to Yoshiwara, we will organize an otaku body show!”
“Hey! What is an otaku body show! What do you want me to do?” Kawaki roared.
“What are you going to do? Of course, it’s to show your body,” Tsukuyo replied as a matter-of-fact, “I just feel that Hyakka’s enthusiasm for work has not been very high recently. If I can use this method to improve Hyakka’s work efficiency, it is also a good idea.”
“Of course not! How can such a thing happen to the protagonist!” Looking at the Hyakka members who had begun to cheer, Kawaki quickly retorted.
However, Tsukuyo acted as if she didn’t hear anything and continued to give Hyakka’s members a boost, “So, in this festival, we, Yoshiwara, want to get the first place! If we can’t get it, there will be no otaku body show, otaku body health care class, otaku body fitness class, all of them!”
“Hey! How come there are a few more projects! What is the otaku body health care class Are you going to turn me into a specimen? What do you want me to do?!” Kawaki frantically complained, “Can you ask the person in question for his opinion? The person in question doesn’t want to do anything! And why do you want to fight for first place in this kind of place? There’s no need at all!”
“No, this is the first step of Yoshiwara’s plan to conquer the ground!” Tsukuyo replied.
“I’ve never heard of such a plan before! When did you make such a terrible plan? And what do you mean by conquering the ground? What are you going to do by conquering the ground?”
However, at this time, no one listened to Kawaki. Under the command of Tsukuyo, the group of Hyakka members was carrying snow blocks in full swing, cutting and carving them with sharp kunai…
Looking at the clear division of labor and highly efficient Hyakka members, in the end, Kawaki finally sighed and turned to leave this sad place.
On the other side, Yorozuya trio.
“Gin-san, I’ve moved the snow over,” Shinpachi shouted. At the same time, he piled some snow beside Gintoki.
“Yes, I understand.” As Gintoki spoke, he put the big snowball in his hand on the table made of snow with the words [Yorozuya Gin-chan] written on it.
“Ah, everyone’s works are amazing,” Shinpachi looked around and sighed with emotion, “Although they are all pretty risque snow statues, this is indeed in line with Kabukicho’s style.”
As he spoke, Shinpachi turned his head to Gintoki and continued, “We, Yorozuya, are…”
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