Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 91
However, at this time, Shinpachi barely heard what the Hyakka members who were immersed in making snow sculptures were saying.
Shinpachi curiously took two steps forward and finally heard clearly.
“For Kawaki-sama’s body show!”
“For Kawaki-sama’s health care class!”
“For Kawaki-sama’s body!”
“For Kawaki-sama’s [Beep—]!”
“Hey, what are they working hard for…” Shinpachi retorted expressionlessly, “Will the winner of this match gets that kind of thing?”
“Shinpachi, kill me.” Kawaki turned around and said seriously to Shinpachi.
“This kind of thing should be solved by yourself,” Shinpachi replied expressionlessly.
“Hey, lend us this [Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon],” Tsukuyo said as she arrived.
“Are you kidding me? This is our work!” Gintoki became unhappy when he heard that.
“We just need to install weapons, please.” A group of Hyakka members came over and said together.
“What do you mean by install weapons…” Gintoki shouted, but at this time, he glanced at Yoshiwara’s work from the corner of his eyes. There were four statues of Kawaki, three of them wearing clothes and one without…
“Please! Only the installed weapon is missing!”
“Enough! What do you mean by only the installed weapon is missing! Don’t tell me there is such a lame cannon installed in my crotch?!!!” Kawaki roared.
“Who asked Kawaki-sama not to let us observe it? We can only rely on our imagination~” A Hyakka member said.
“Your imagination is too much!” Kawaki roared again, “And why do you use me to make a statue! Can’t you just choose a theme?! What do you want the protagonist to do?! The readers’ imagination is terrible! What do you want me to do with such a poor cannon in the crotch?! Even Optimus Prime and Gundam wouldn’t install a cannon in that part!”
“Is it okay to place it in another location?” A Hyakka member raised her hand and asked.
“No! You don’t even have to install it at all! Put the clothes on for me! Don’t be naked! Ah, I was wrong. Put the clothes on the snow sculpture!”
“Is that so?” A Hyakka member hung a piece of clothing on a certain part of the statue.
“Are you looking down on me?! Can such a small piece of clothing cover it?! Do you think I’m a three-year-old kid who hasn’t developed yet” Kawaki was a little mad.
“Don’t think about who to blame. Who told you not to let us observe~.”
“That’s right, that’s right!”
“It’s obvious that we can restore it one-to-one as long as we take a look~”
“If you’re not satisfied, we can extend it~”
Listening to the Hyakka members who kept complaining about him, Kawaki just wanted to bury his head in the snow.
“If you don’t mind, you can use mine.” Hasegawa pointed to a specific part of the snow sculpture that he made.
“How can Kawaki-sarma have such a disgusting thing!” As he spoke, the Hyakka members picked up a snowball and attacked the mosaic.
“You guys praising me so much that I want to cry…” Kawaki wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said.
“At least it should be the kind of gold that shines!” A Hyakka member said.
“Right, right, right.”
“What exactly do you think my place is…” Kawaki was really about to go crazy. He even had the thought of letting them see it. However, he thought about it again. Perhaps this was their plot. No! He had to keep his bottom line! He had to keep his bottom line as the protagonist! He had to keep the bottom line of this novel! He must not reveal any [Beep—]!
Thinking of this, Kawaki raised his head again with a determined look.
Seeing this scene, all the Hyakka members secretly spat, “Battle failure!”
“Why are you putting on an expression of ‘Battle failure’! Just how much do you want to see Kawaki-san [Beep—]!” Shinpachi complained loudly.
But at this moment, a snowball was thrown out and smashed the mosaic part of Hasegawa’s statue away.
“Ah, my [Beep—]!” Hasegawa shouted, and at the same time, he fell straight and vomited blood.
“It’s just that the statue’s [Beep–] is gone! What that you’re [Beep–]! Do you have any strange connection with the statue?!” Shinpachi retorted.
However, the piece of mosaic that flew out was inserted into the work of Kabukicho’s Casino on the side.
“Hey! What are you doing!” The bare-armed man in the lead shouted, and at the same time, he led a group of people to rush over.
However, in the swishing silence, the casino people finally retreated wisely.
“That’s not me, that’s not me, that’s not me…” Kawaki lowered his head and closed his eyes as he silently muttered something, “That wasn’t me, definitely not me; I wasn’t like that…”
In the end, Kawaki opened his eyes and smiled, “I am already immune to it.”
“Why do you look like you’re open to it, you don’t want to face the truth?” Shinpachi retorted expressionlessly.
“What are you talking about? What does the snow sculpture they made have to do with me?” Kawaki asked doubtfully, “That’s just their imagination. They don’t understand the real me.”
Then, Kawaki looked at the statue made by Hyakka. He saw that a huge golden Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon was sticking somewhere.
“Gintoki, I’ll leave the protagonist of this work to you. I want to go to the bridge over there and drink a bowl of soup to warm up my body.” After saying that, Kawaki walked in another direction.
“Where is there a bridge! Can you not deceive yourself! If you really go over there, you will die!” Shinpachi quickly stopped him, “Gin-san, help me quickly. Kawaki-san is almost driven crazy! He is hallucinating and seeing the Bridge of Forgetfulness !”
“As long as it is not the Sanzu River, it doesn’t matter,” Gintoki replied casually.
“Both are almost the same! One is Japanese, and the other is Chinese!” Shinpachi tried hard to pull Kawaki’s clothes, but it was useless. Kawaki was still walking in a certain direction.
“Grandma, don’t add sugar.” Kawaki smiled and said to the air.
“Hey! Are you already there? Is the soup already ready?!” Shinpachi looked at Gintoki again. “Gin-san! We are really at a critical juncture! Grandma Meng has already started to get the soup!”
“Really? Remember to pack a portion for me. I want more sugar,” Gintoki replied from behind.
“Thank you.” Kawaki raised his hand as he spoke, but it was interrupted by Shinpachi.
“You absolutely can’t drink it! If you drink it, you will die!” Shinpachi shouted and slapped away Kawaki’s hand that wanted to catch something.
“I’m sorry, grandma. I don’t know why I spilled the soup.” Kawaki said apologetically, “Eh? Can I really have another bowl? Then I’ll leave it to you.”
“You don’t have to ask her for this kind of thing! Another bowl of something will make people in line at the back very troublesome!” Shinpachi continued to hold Kawaki back, “This can’t go on like this. The only thing we can do now is…”
As he spoke, Shinpachi’s lens flashed as he looked at the statue that made Kawaki collapse.
“Kagura-chan! Fire at will at three o’clock!” Shinpachi shouted.
“Understood!” Kagura took out his umbrella and began to shoot crazily in the three o’clock direction.
Finally, the statue that drove Kawaki crazy was destroyed by Kagura…
“Kawaki-san, that statue has been destroyed! Hurry up and wake up!” Shinpachi shouted.
“What are you talking about?” Kawaki asked doubtfully. Then, he looked at the air in front of him again, “Grandma, I haven’t tasted the soup yet…”
Just as he finished speaking, Kawaki rolled his eyes and fell to the ground.
“Hey! Have you already drunk it?!!” Shinpachi roared.
“Damned little girl, what are you doing?!” The Hyakka members rushed towards Kagura and surrounded her.
“Hey, this little girl seems to be Kawaki-sama’s niece.” A Hyakka member said.
“Huh? Really?” Another Hyakka member asked in confusion.
“I can tell that you didn’t read the chapters 80 to 86!” Another Hyakka member spoke up.
“Kawaki-sama’s niece is our Hyakka’s niece! Kawaki-sama’s [Beep—] is our Hyakka’s [Beep—]!” A Hyakka member nodded and said.
“What the hell is going on in your head!” Shinpachi roared, “Don’t you know how much Kawaki-san has been forced by you?”
“Kawaki-sama~” The Hyakka members instantly rushed towards Shinpachi.
“This is… an opportunity!” the Hyakka members said at the same time, “An opportunity to observe Kawaki-sama’s [Beep—]!”
“Are you still thinking about this at this time?!!” Shinpachi was driven mad.
“That makes sense. What if Kawaki-sama wakes up and finds out that we did this?”
“I don’t think it’s a problem. After all, Kawaki-sama is very kind. He definitely won’t blame us.”
“Then let’s do it!” A Hyakka member shouted, and a group of Hyakka members rushed over.
“Spare Kawaki-san!” Seeing that the situation was not right, Shinpachi directly dragged Kawaki and ran, “In any case, he is the protagonist!”
“That kind of thing doesn’t matter anymore!” A Hyakka member shouted as they chased.
“It doesn’t matter how it is! It doesn’t matter what you think!” Shinpachi lowered his body to avoid a few kunai and continued to flee without looking back, “This is the bottom line! As the bottom line of the protagonist! As the bottom line of this work!”
“You four-eyed, put down Kawaki-sama!”
“No! I don’t want to die!” Shinpachi shouted as he ran, “If it doesn’t matter to anyone, then I have to protect these bottom lines even more! Leave Kawaki-san’s [Beep—] to me to protect!”
[Foreign Voice]: Hey! It’s never your turn to protect it!!
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