Naruto: This Ninja is Obviously Not Strong But Really Hard To Kill - Chapter 535
Naruto’s plan was simple; he and Sasuke would disguise themselves as girls and join Sakura in attending this idol audition.
Then, they would secretly search for evidence, and when the people of Uchiha Corporation showed their ugly faces, they would directly smash their conspiracy and rescue everyone!
They would simply find an opportunity to slip away if they were mistaken.
This way, they could complete the mission without going against Kakashi-sensei’s prior warnings, killing two birds with one stone!
Apart from rejecting the idea of cross-dressing, even Sasuke had to admit that the plan was not bad.
But letting him cross-dress was impossible. He would never wear women’s clothing again in his life!
You must know that the last time he dressed up as a little girl and took a photo was a stain on his life. How could he possibly do it again?
Even using transformation techniques to become a woman was not an option!
Not to mention that their transformation techniques still needed to be perfected, easily seen through, and couldn’t maintain the transformation effect continuously.
Next, no matter how Naruto and Sakura ‘threatened and tempted’ him, Sasuke refused to be fooled and adamantly refused to dress up!
Moreover, he firmly stated, “Since Naruto doesn’t mind, let Naruto dress up and accompany you. With Naruto there, Sakura’s safety is guaranteed, so why must I also go?”
Sasuke’s reasoning was sound, but the problem was Sakura only wanted to see him in drag!
And although Naruto didn’t mind such things, why not drag someone down with him if he could?
If you’re brothers, then debut as an idol group together! And even as female idols!
Seeing Sasuke’s unyielding stance, Sakura eventually gave in, her face full of helplessness and regret.
But then, Naruto suddenly started rummaging through his ninja tool bag under his clothes, and the corners of his mouth slightly lifted.
“Sakura, you go watch the situation first. I’ll try to persuade Sasuke again.”
Having no other options, Sakura, unable to guess what trump card Naruto might have to persuade Sasuke, nodded, clinging to her last hope, and went to keep watch.
Then, in Sasuke’s adamant refusal, Naruto directly hugged Sasuke by the neck, whipped out a photo, and waved it in front of Sasuke.
Sasuke’s eyes immediately widened immensely, almost tearing at the corners!
Because the photo Naruto suddenly showed him was precisely where he was dressed in women’s clothing and standing together with Naruto!
You must know that at the time, a guy had printed many copies, and nearly everyone present had been given one, and Naruto would naturally preserve it well.
As for why Naruto carried this photo with him, only heaven knows.
“Give it to me!”
Sasuke’s eyes immediately reddened, wanting to snatch and tear it to shreds.
He would not allow such a stain to exist in the world!
However, Naruto, anticipating he would grab for it, quickly secured the photo first.
“Do you want to die?” Sasuke glared at Naruto with grinding teeth, the emotional stimulation so strong at the moment that it felt like he could activate his Sharingan at any time, showing how embarrassed and angry Sasuke was!
Naruto shook his head, “You can’t snatch the photo from me, and I’m not afraid to tell you the truth. I have another one hidden at home. Even if you snatch this photo, I can expose your dark history anytime.”
Indeed, he who touches ink will be stained; Naruto, while threatening Sasuke, had that certain flair!
And he looked quite skilled at it!
Seething powerless, Sasuke continued, “Speak, what do you want?”
Now, Sasuke had no choice but to compromise. Who would have thought Naruto would carry this photo and shamelessly use it to threaten him?
If this photo were made public, he might as well not live; believe it or not, he could be branded a traitor to his village within minutes!
“I don’t want anything; just agree to the plan we discussed earlier, and after the mission is completed, this photo, including the one at home, will be returned to you. Whether you keep it for appreciation or destroy it immediately will be up to you.”
Watching Naruto’s extremely annoying, punch-worthy face, Sasuke suddenly felt a daze, as if the person standing before him was not Naruto but that despicable bastard who should not be named!
Sasuke was deeply regretful at this moment, regretting why he ever got to know these two bastards.
Just die, all of you!
Why hasn’t this world ended yet?
But it’s too late for regrets, which made him start making bad friendships since Itachi’s time.
So, with Naruto’s friendly and enthusiastic negotiation, Sasuke, with a deathly face, reluctantly nodded, reaching an agreement.
When Sakura, who was keeping watch, was called back and heard that Sasuke had agreed, her expression was priceless!
So, you’re that kind of person, Sasuke-kun!
Next, taking the money pooled by the three of them, Sakura ran to the store and bought three sets of what she considered very cute women’s clothing, plus wigs and makeup tools for Naruto and Sasuke.
After a while, Sakuko, Naruko, and ‘Sasuko’ elegantly emerged from a deserted alley.
Sakura was youthful and pretty, Naruko cute yet with a hint of allure, and ‘Sasuko’ walked out last, her face exuding noble and cold beauty.
Each in their prime, the trio immediately caught the eyes of countless people on the street.
Suppressing the urge to gouge out these people’s eyeballs with shuriken, ‘Sasuko,’ out of sight, out of mind, followed her two companions, head down all the way.
Soon, the disguised Sakura and company found the audition registration site, according to the flyer.
Upon arrival, they discovered that the number of people who came to register was far more than they had imagined, with a long line already formed at the entrance.
Moreover, most were lively and cute girls brought by their parents. Those with low attractiveness hardly dared to line up.
Yet even so, the ‘Three Konoha Beauties’ in disguise were still top contenders; after all, they had good bases, to begin with.
Their appearance also became a source of unease among the surrounding contestants.
This gaze made Sakura uncomfortable, while ‘Sasuko’ immediately glared fiercely!
Her already noble and cold face, coupled with the ‘world-weary’ and ‘aloof’ aura she radiated, instantly subdued these inexperienced young girls, none daring to meet her gaze.
Perhaps this was what it meant to feel inferior!
In fact, not only them but even Sakura had to exert great willpower to suppress the urge to knock down Sasuke-kun immediately.
And in her heart, she wailed, “What do I do if Sasuke-kun in drag is prettier than me~”
Wanting to pursue a guy who looks prettier than oneself in drag, perhaps there’s no more tragic thing in the world.
Thus, Sakura was in much pain, and her self-confidence was shattered.
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