Naruto: This Ninja is Obviously Not Strong But Really Hard To Kill - Chapter 537
Aoba looked at the figure’s back in total confusion, wondering what they had understood this time.
However, he quickly dismissed the matter because those three guys had started their talent show…
“Talent show?”
Sakura and the other two exchanged glances, suddenly feeling confused and overwhelmed.
Do idols… need to have talents?
Isn’t it enough just to have a good appearance?
They immediately questioned their souls. After all, they had never been idols. How could they possibly know these things?
But at this point, there was no turning back!
If they failed now, wouldn’t all their efforts have been in vain?
Ultimately, having no choice, Sakura bit her lip, closed her eyes, and sang a nursery rhyme her mother often sang.
And surprisingly, it sounded really good!
Especially compared to the performances of her peers, Sakura seemed to have a lot of ‘talent’!
So, Sakura easily passed the second round with a confused look.
“Next up is Miss Sasuke. What talent will you be performing?”
Sasuke disdainfully lifted his chin, looked down contemptuously, and snorted coldly, “I can’t!”
“Uh, just singing a song or dancing would also work, wouldn’t it?”
The judges had already been tipped off to go through the motions to let these ‘promising talents’ pass, but if there weren’t even an attempt to pretend, they would be in a difficult position.
But Sasuke was already impatient and started scolding, “I can’t! I have no talent! I’ve ‘beep beep beep’ told you, and you still ‘beep beep beep’ ask! Is your head filled with ‘beep beep beep’?”
The judges seemed to be stunned by the scolding!
However, one suddenly brightened and eagerly said, “Do you have more? Like the swearing just now, how many more can you do?”
Sasuke was almost driven mad, spouting various words that would be censored.
In the end, he furiously added, “Baka! Hentai! No way!”
Bang!
The judge immediately slammed the table hard, his face turning red and his body trembling as he pointed at Sasuke and said, “You… are amazing!”
“Simply too ‘beep beep beep’! Miss Sasuke, your talent is the best I’ve seen so far!”
“I never thought being scolded could also be this enjoyable!”
“Please believe me, once you debut, you will be the most popular!”
Eh?
Is that okay?
The onlookers were all dumbfounded!
“If possible, please scold me again, just like the last sentence, please?”
Facing the judge’s ‘bizarre request,’ Sasuke suddenly looked utterly bewildered, beginning to doubt his life.
Why could scolding be considered a talent?
Why would the person being scolded be so excited and even moved?
I just want to leave here… Why has it turned out this way?
Who am I?
Where am I?
What am I doing?
After questioning his soul, Sasuke suddenly wanted to go home. The outside world was just too frightening and hard to adapt to.
Just like that, following Sakura’s singing, ‘Sasuke’ managed to pass the second round with her talent for scolding…
Only Naruko was left.
But until Sakura and Sasuke had both successfully advanced, he still hadn’t figured out what to perform.
So, his gaze wandered around until it finally landed on the table, where the judge had slammed heavily.
“I don’t have any other talents, so let me show you a hand-chopping table performance.”
Driven to a corner, Naruto steeled his heart, and with a loud shout, his hand sliced down like a knife!
With a crash!
The solid wood table in front of the judge was split in half, and everything on the table fell to the ground.
The judges were immediately speechless, staring blankly without being able to say a word.
The sound of a clap woke them up…
Clap, clap, clap!
Several examiners immediately started clapping!
“Good! We’ve never seen such an exciting talent before!”
“You’ve passed. You’re one of the 101!”
“Congratulations, congratulations, uh, no need for a handshake…”
They couldn’t help but secretly wipe off a cold sweat, surprised that the one who looked the least like they had talent was the most normal.
The talents performed by the other two most promising ones were one more ‘astonishing’ than the other!
They had a feeling that once this idol girl group debuted, they would cause a sensation throughout the country and even the world!
And they would be witnesses to this new frontier!
At this moment, Aoba, who had witnessed the performances of Sakura and the others, reluctantly put down his camera.
Especially after Sako “Kugimiya” and Naruko split a wooden table with their bare hands, he almost laughed out loud!
Through their application forms, he could confirm that those who came with Kakashi must be Naruto and the others.
If the pseudonyms Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, and Haruno Sakura weren’t enough to clarify, the guardian section filled with “Kakashi Hatake” completely gave them away.
Because “Hatake” was a nickname he had only mentioned a few times in front of Naruto.
After ruling out coincidences and the nearly impossible option of other transmigrators besides him, there was only one truth!
Kakashi’s Team 7 was preparing to debut… ahem, these kids sneaked in trying to gather information.
Even Aoba didn’t expect them to infiltrate in this manner.
And what was even more unimaginable to him was how Naruto and Sakura convinced Sasuke to agree to this ‘crazy’ plan.
Indeed, there’s only zero and countless times for cross-dressing.
Even the tsundere couldn’t avoid the irresistible fate.
And then, just at that moment, the previously seen sycophant appeared again, came over with a flattering smile, and whispered, “Sir, your room has been arranged. Would you like to take a rest?”
Aoba was somewhat surprised, thinking that this guy was good at bootlicking. Having noticed he was bored, he even prepared a place to rest. It was no wonder he was told to watch the performance.
Indeed, it’s alright!
“Mm.”
Although Aoba only made a nasal sound, that appreciative expression thrilled the other person as utterly excited as if he had eaten ice cream.
This sir’s thoughts were indeed correct!
Luckily, I guessed the sir’s thoughts, took care of everything in advance, and even arranged the room. Now, getting a promotion and a raise to reach the pinnacle of life is not a dream!
It needs to be clarified which of the three the sir is interested in.
But no matter, being as clever as I am, I’ve already had all three taken to the room to wait.
The sir will surely be very satisfied!
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