Naruto: This Ninja is Obviously Not Strong But Really Hard To Kill - Chapter 540
While humming a tune in his heart, Aoba swiftly moved his knife.
Before him, strands of elegant hair floated down in front of Sasuke…
Sasuke was stunned!
He thought the other party was going to attack him, and he was ready to face death.
But he could never have imagined that the sharp kunai in the other’s hand would skim past his scalp, shaving off his hair directly.
“Damn it! What the hell are you doing?!”
“If you’re going to kill me, just kill me. A warrior can be killed but not insulted, do you understand?!”
Sasuke’s face turned red with anger, like an angry little lion struggling and cursing incessantly.
But no matter how he cursed, the other party remained unmoved, continuing to scrape his scalp happily.
And the skill was alright, and there was no bloody scene.
Yet, every time the cold kunai touched Sasuke’s scalp and slowly scraped over, Sasuke would shiver, his arms covered in goosebumps.
It was simply torture!
In the end, all that was left was impotent rage, repeating the same sentence over and over:
“I’m going to kill you, and I must kill you!”
Aoba, who had become Teacher Tony, might have gotten annoyed and smacked Sasuke’s gradually smooth, round head with a ‘pop.’
Sounds good?
If it sounds good, it’s a good head.
In any case, Aoba thought it was not bad, smooth and round, highlighting a crisp sound!
After getting hit on the head, Sasuke obediently shut his mouth.
Of course, this wasn’t submission but enduring humiliation.
With red eyes, Sasuke had sworn in his heart that he would not be human if this vengeance were not avenged!
And then…
Then he became bald!
Aoba put away the kunai and looked at his round and white masterpiece like a peeled, boiled egg.
But he always felt something was missing, and it didn’t seem… shiny.
Right, it lacked that dazzling, shining bling bling~ shine.
After pondering for a while, he suddenly clapped his hand, “I know, it must be because it hasn’t been polished!”
He vividly remembered meeting an older adult in a park years ago. The older adult said that to have a shine, it must be polished!
The longer it’s polished, the better the color.
Aoba agreed, and since beads and heads should be similar, both are round after all.
So, he didn’t dwell on it and immediately stretched out his sinful hands and vigorously rubbed Sasuke’s head, calling it polishing play.
Sasuke was stunned again!
Having his hair forcibly shaved off had already begun to make him question life, but after all, he hadn’t seen his current appearance, so he still held a glimmer of hope.
However, the other’s actions now made him start not to understand.
What was this?
Were you trying to polish him to death?
A strange man fiddling with his head non-stop…
Sasuke’s mentality was collapsing.
“Why am I still alive?”
“Why hasn’t this world been destroyed yet?”
“Die! Just destroy the world already!”
Sasuke suddenly let out a strange laugh, his body faintly beginning to emit dark energy (Genjutsu), completely looking like he had been polished the wrong way.
After polishing for about 5 minutes, nearly rubbing off Sasuke’s scalp, Aoba finally stopped, still unsatisfied.
This isn’t just playing around, okay?
It’s literally ‘polishing’!
But the effect after ‘polishing’ is fantastic!
The sunlight filtering through the dense leaves and shining on Sasuke’s smooth egghead reflected a dazzling light, almost blinding someone with titanium alloy dog eyes!
Wow… that’s amazing!
If a bald head like this suddenly popped up in a crowd, it would become the most dazzling sight on the street!
From now on, Ning is the One-Punch Ninja, Uchiha Sasuke!
Aoba looked at his masterpiece and nodded in great satisfaction.
Then, after thinking about it, he sneakily took out a camera and did a full 360-degree, no-dead-angle photo shoot of One-Punch Sasuke, then happily put away the camera and ran off.
Throughout the process, Sasuke hung his head without getting angry, not saying a word.
It wasn’t until a while later when Kakashi Naruto and Sakura followed the marks he had left along the way and finally found him!
“Sasuke-kun, are you okay? Sas… uh… is this Sasuke-kun?”
Sakura looked bewildered at the bald egg tied to the tree before her, hesitating momentarily, not daring to take another step forward.
Kakashi and Naruto also had the same weird expressions, the kind where they wanted to laugh but didn’t dare, afraid of hurting the other’s pride, but because it was just too funny, they almost couldn’t hold it in.
“Sakura, hurry up and untie Sasuke.”
Kakashi quietly pinched his thigh, then turned his face away and said with a stern face.
Naruto’s expression was also very ferocious and distorted, his lips almost bitten through!
It’s so painful, I can’t take it anymore!
Naruto, you have to hold on. You can’t laugh. You absolutely can’t!
Sasuke is already in such a bad state. How can you laugh at him?!
But I really can’t hold it in…
Unable to bear it any longer, Naruto punched himself in the stomach without saying a word, then knelt on the ground, gasping for breath, his shoulders still twitching uncontrollably, making it unclear whether he was enduring pain or trying to stifle his laughter.
When Sasuke was finally rescued, he immediately pushed away Sakura, who had a complicated expression on her face, and rushed to the riverside.
Under everyone’s gaze, Sasuke stood by the river as if suddenly paused, his body stiff, looking at his current appearance in disbelief, and then reached out a trembling hand to touch his head…
Nothing…
Nothing left…
Not a single hair…
My hair!
“No!!!”
“I’m going to kill you, I swear, I’m going to kill you!”
The last bit of hope disappeared, and the huge shock of being shaved bald erupted like a volcano!
All the suppressed negative emotions also burst out along with it.
A Sharingan instantly condensed in Sasuke’s eyes in this indescribable huge stimulus!
No one could have imagined that Sasuke would activate his Sharingan at this moment, let alone that the reason for activating his Sharingan would be this!
As the saying goes, heads can be cut off, and blood can flow, but hairstyles must not be messed up!
Sasuke lost not just his hair but also his looks and… his confidence!
At this moment, Sasuke wished for the apocalypse and the world to be destroyed.
That way, he wouldn’t face this reality he couldn’t accept.
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