Naruto: This Uchiha is too Evil - Chapter 6
This house, even with just one person, was always so lively.
“Yo yo check it out, little Shisui, you’re back! Dinner will be ready soon, so go clean yourself up and get ready to eat!”
Itsuki turned his head at the sound of the door opening.
He was clearly in high spirits.
He couldn’t stop.
Watching Itsuki twirling and jumping around with a big spoon in his hand, Shisui’s eyelid twitched.
He thought of a certain rap enthusiast who would seem like a novice in front of Itsuki.
And what did eating have to do with cleaning that part?
Deep breath!
Calm down.
Yet a delicious aroma wafted over.
Shisui’s expression shifted slightly.
He had to admit Itsuki’s personality was exasperating, but he had a knack for cooking.
He could be called the top chef of Konoha!
The dishes he made were visually artistic.
Moreover!
Not only did he cook well, but he also made exquisitely presented and uniquely flavored pastries beloved by Konoha’s children and women.
His brewed sake, though Shisui hadn’t tasted it, had Hokage coming over several times, proving it must be good.
There was even a rumor that Tsunade acknowledged Itsuki as her disciple partly because of his sake.
Perfectly and reasonably free training from teacher to student!
Actually!
Strictly speaking, Itsuki was a disciple of one of the Sannin, Orochimaru!
Tsunade and Jiraiya later claimed Itsuki was their student, though whether they had taught him anything substantial was debatable.
During the Shinobi World War, Orochimaru took an interest in Itsuki.
Itsuki guessed it was probably because his presence filled the void left by Nawaki, Tsunade’s younger brother and Senju heir, who bore some resemblance to Itsuki.
However.
Itsuki was a Uchiha, making his status sensitive. As a Hokage candidate and a disciple of the Third Hokage, Orochimaru dared not take a disciple lightly.
Even if he was a descendant of Kagami Uchiha.
But one day, Orochimaru publicly took Itsuki as his disciple, teaching him meticulously and openly.
That same day, Minato Namikaze was chosen as the Fourth Hokage!
…
“Itsuki, put those things down first. I need to talk to you.”
Shisui’s expression was serious.
“What is it?”
Itsuki, slightly stunned, put down what he was holding and sat on a chair. His expression also became serious: “Judging by your look, could it be you…”
“Stop!”
Shisui quickly interrupted, urgently saying, “Itsuki, don’t speak, just listen to me.”
“Sigh!” Itsuki sighed, murmuring, “Alright, I understand, I know it all. Just say it. Do you have constipation and want me to cook something to help, or is it hemorrhoids acting up, and you want me to…”
“I said don’t speak, just listen to me!”
Shisui couldn’t help but shout.
Constipation?
Hemorrhoids?
Even if I had those problems, how would you know?
The more he thought about it, the scarier it seemed!
“You’re yelling at me?” Itsuki’s eyes welled up as he looked at Shisui, his voice trembling. We’re brothers, blood brothers, and you yell at me over such a small matter? You’ve changed, Shisui. You’ve become unrecognizable to me. Go away; I don’t want to see you.”
The last sentence was full of grievance and resentment.
Here we go again!
It’s starting again!
The neighbors who heard this all shook their heads.
Shisui, oh Shisui, why did you provoke Uchiha Itsuki?
Shisui felt powerless, collapsing into a chair, his lips trembling, “Brother, I was wrong.”
Someone was starting to act crazy again.
Even if it looked fake…
Because it was fake, it was even more frustrating.
Do you want him to keep faking?
Do you want it never to end?
If not, then just admit your mistake honestly.
Otherwise, the other person has plenty of tricks to make you submit!
Itsuki’s attitude was somewhat superior: “What did you do wrong?”
Shisui choked up, “I’m never right. In front of you, I’m always wrong.”
“My very existence is a mistake.”
“Your second name is Uchiha Iku, and my second name is Uchiha Mistake!”
Shisui was curious about how spectacular his expression must be now.
“Sigh!” Itsuki sighed, “You actually have such an understanding. Fine, I forgive you.”
“Can I speak now?”
Shisui’s eyes were also wet.
Itsuki’s tears were fake, but he genuinely felt like crying.
“Go ahead.”
Itsuki adjusted his sitting posture, his expression turning calm.
He had never encountered anyone he couldn’t handle.
Shisui of the Body Flicker?
Itsuki already shaped him.
No matter how the timeline in the Shinobi world changed, the key figures remained the same.
These characters’ powerful abilities also remained unchanged.
Shisui was certainly one of them!
As a younger brother, having a natural advantage, how could he not act?
Shisui’s Mangekyo ability: Kotoamatsukami!
Itsuki bet that if Madara knew about it, he would say: “I, Uchiha Madara, recognize you as the strongest…”
Shisui wanted to speak but couldn’t help pausing.
Damn it!
The atmosphere was ruined again.
He had been so serious just now!
Is your Sharingan still at the three-tomoe stage?
Let’s get straight to the point.
After all, this was his brother.
Moreover.
Shisui needed more patience to go step by step.
Hinting?
Get lost!
Facing Itsuki, just finishing a sentence was hard enough.
In banter and humor, Itsuki was Hokage level.
Itsuki’s answer was straightforward: “No!”
“Really?”
Though he had anticipated it, Shisui still almost jumped up in surprise.
Did he guess correctly?
Itsuki also had the Mangekyo!
Shisui’s breathing quickened.
Does the Uchiha clan have two Mangekyo users?
This would undoubtedly shock all of Konoha and even the Shinobi world.
The internal dynamics of Konoha would also change accordingly.
If not handled properly, war could instantly engulf Konoha.
Shisui’s palms were sweaty, and his heart was pounding as he considered how the radical Uchiha would react to this news.
Itsuki seriously said, “Really, I now have… four tomoe!”
“…”
Shisui wore a pained expression. “Itsuki, can you be serious, just this once, please?”
Four tomoe?
Are you kidding me?
There’s no record in Uchiha history of four tomoe!
Is your eye blooming?
“It was clearly your question that was strange.” Itsuki looked bored, pouting, “‘Itsuki, is your Sharingan still at the three-tomoe stage?’ Come on, if I don’t say four tomoe, then how many tomoe should it be? Regress to two tomoe? Or, how many tomoe do you wish I had?”
“Whoosh!”
Shisui didn’t want to waste words. He stared at Itsuki, his eye power flaring. The three tomoe quickly transformed into a shuriken-like pattern.
Mangekyo!
Itsuki was stunned: “Shisui, my dear brother, did your eye just bloom?”
“…This is the upgrade from three tomoe, the Mangekyo Sharingan!”
Shisui said solemnly, “The ultimate eye of the Uchiha!”
“An upgrade of the Sharingan?”
Itsuki’s expression was complex.
Ultimate?
Come on!
Illiterate!
Above it, there’s the Eternal Mangekyo, and beyond that, the Rinnegan!
Is your ultimate the Mangekyo?
Did you eat the rest of the story?
Oh, you died before reaching that part, so it’s okay.
The world evolved, but you left early.
However.
Thinking of Kotoamatsukami’s terror, Itsuki couldn’t help but feel weak.
Even knowing the other wouldn’t use it on him.
Shisui said seriously, “Itsuki, do you still think I’m joking?”
Itsuki thought for a moment and nodded, “Yes.”
“Why?”
Shisui couldn’t help but say, “Seeing is believing, didn’t you see my eyes?”
Itsuki sighed helplessly, his eyes showing the three tomoe, then slowly transforming.
Finally…
Four tomoe appeared!
True four tomoe!
Shisui: “…”
Itsuki said softly, “Don’t look so shocked. I told you, I have four tomoe. You thought I was lying. Sigh!”
“Where’s the trust between people?”
“Blocked by your constipation?”
“People are so untrustworthy these days!”
Shisui: “…”
He stared at Itsuki.
He was broken!
Is this four tomoe?
Shisui was about to pull his hair out.
Is there something between Three Tomoe and Mangekyo?
Where did this come from?
No!
Shisui suddenly realized. Anyone staring at these eyes for years would have lost their excitement long ago. Itsuki’s indifferent attitude helped Shisui calm down gradually.
“Aren’t you excited?”
“Excited about what?” Itsuki lazily replied, “Peace has come, there are no more wars, and the difference between the Mangekyo and the three-tomoe Sharingan isn’t that significant.”
Shisui was taken aback, then smiled in relief.
“Itsuki, are you satisfied with the current state of Konoha, no, the entire Shinobi world?”
Itsuki looked at Shisui like an idiot, “Are you satisfied with the current state?”
Such a stupid question didn’t deserve an answer; let him figure it out himself!
Shisui fell silent.
After a long pause.
“Itsuki, do you trust me?”
Itsuki looked at the serious Shisui suspiciously, “What are you talking about?”
Are you serious?
Are you starting again?
Do I need to deal with you once more?
He scratched his arm and looked at Shisui weirdly, “No!”
“You… I’m your brother! Your real brother!” Shisui laughed angrily, “You can mess around all you want usually, but now, I’m very serious. I have something very important to tell you.”
Shisui had decided.
Itsuki, possessing the Mangekyo Sharingan, deserved to know about the village and the Uchiha clan.
No!
He should have known before!
Itsuki should have known some things by now.
After all, his strength and position were clear.
Even if he didn’t want to know, someone would have inadvertently passed the information to him.
Now, Shisui would tell him everything in detail.
Sorry, playful little brother, but your simple and carefree life ends here.
This is also a form of protection for you.
“I am serious!” Itsuki pouted, “I just don’t trust you.”
“Itsuki!”
Shisui’s voice became stern.
“Fine, don’t talk for now!” Itsuki waved his hand. “You asked if I trusted you, so let me ask you: Do you trust me?”
Shisui was stunned and then immediately replied, “Of course I do. I’m your brother, and you’re my brother!”
“Really?”
“No doubt!”
“How about we reenact the four-tomoe incident?”
“…Can we not bring up the four-tomoe thing?”
“Apologize!”
“I’ve been apologizing every moment since I got home.”
“Alright!” Itsuki didn’t say more. He immediately took out a cup, poured some powder into it before Shisui, and then pushed it towards him.
“Please!” Itsuki made a gesture, “Since you trust me, drink this.”
“What is this?”
Shisui frowned.
“Medicine for constipation,” Itsuki lazily said, “Of course, if you have hemorrhoids, then… haha, you know the consequences.”
Shisui glared at Itsuki but picked up the tea without hesitation, saying, “I said I trust you, we’re brothers.”
After saying that.
He tilted his head back and drank the tea in one go.
“Wow!”
Itsuki clapped his hands twice in amazement, “You actually drank it… Aren’t you afraid I poisoned it?”
“Though Tsunade-sensei didn’t teach me much, she still dared to call herself my teacher. With her personality, she must have taught me some things.”
Shisui smiled slightly, speaking firmly, “I said we’re brothers… umph!”
“Bang!”
Before he could finish speaking.
Shisui collapsed.
He fell headfirst, his butt in the air.
A graceful and tempting pose.
Itsuki couldn’t help but roll his eyes.
Looking at the unconscious Shisui, he sighed helplessly.
“Trust me?”
“You actually trust me?”
“Who gave you that confidence?”
“Was it me?”
“Hehe, let me tell you, my foolish brother, I don’t even trust myself, and you trust me?”
“I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve tricked you, and you still trust me?”
“Idiot!”
“An idiot to the core!”
“Though you are at home right now.”
Itsuki kept shaking his head and sighing.
No wonder in the original story, Uchiha Shisui’s end was suicide!
Shisui of the Body Flicker!
It wasn’t just because of his powerful eye techniques but also his recognition of ninjutsu.
Too naive!
You are trusting others too much.
This was extremely fatal.
In the world of ninjas, where’s the trust?
Even if that person is a blood relative!
The number one filial son of the Shinobi world even killed his parents.
Such examples are not uncommon in the Shinobi world.
At this moment, a voice echoed in Itsuki’s mind.
?Task: Knock out Uchiha Shisui!?
?Task completed!?
?Task reward: Increased eye power?
?Eye power: Level 6 (33%?35%)?
Here it is!
Itsuki’s smile deepened.
He rubbed his chin and murmured, “Eye power increased by only 2%? With Shisui’s strength, it shouldn’t be this low. It seems that because of my relationship with Shisui, the task difficulty was too low, so the reward was also low. Luckily, I set a task long ago. This task will surely bring me great rewards.”
The scene shifted.
A new task appeared.
?Achieve the Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan!?
This was a task Itsuki had set up early on.
This was also Itsuki’s cheat.
A task system.
However.
Itsuki’s task system was different from others.
His task system had two forms.
Cause first, effect later!
Effect first, cause later!
Itsuki could set tasks for himself, and the system would reward him based on their difficulty.
This is cause first, effect later!
The rewards for completed tasks could also be designated for specific attributes.
For instance, this time, Itsuki set himself the task ?Knock out Uchiha Shisui? with the specified reward being an increase in eye power.
Ultimately, his eye power increased by 2%.
If the reward direction is not specified, the reward would be slightly higher, but the items rewarded would be randomly given.
No one knew which aspect would be rewarded.
A certain aspect of Itsuki has been specifically strengthened in this way.
The other form was getting the reward first. Then, the system would issue a task based on the reward.
Itsuki rarely chose this form because it was too uncertain.
No one could predict what people or events might be involved.
There are too many surprises!
Itsuki’s cheat was a comprehensive evaluation system.
It would reward based on the difficulty of the tasks.
It would also issue tasks based on the reward amount.
If you think that’s all, congratulations, you’re doomed.
You also need to consider your strength, the environment at the time, and even the state of the person involved.
Just like this time’s task, ?Knock out Uchiha Shisui?.
Itsuki’s strength wasn’t inferior to Shisui’s, and they were brothers, which made it easy for Itsuki to “knock out” Shisui.
Considering Shisui’s nature and Itsuki’s usual annoying behavior, the task difficulty was slightly increased.
The result was that Itsuki knocked out Shisui, a Mangekyo Sharingan user, and the reward was just a 2% increase in his eye power.
If the target had been Uchiha Fugaku, it would have been at least a 20% increase.
At least!
When young Itsuki discovered this rule, he immediately started setting tasks.
He could run two tasks simultaneously.
One is a regular task to improve himself continuously.
The other was always pinned as ?Achieve the Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan?.
This task was set when Itsuki was three years old.
At that time, Itsuki had just started learning about ninjas; he wasn’t even a ninja himself, and his Sharingan hadn’t awakened.
So, Itsuki could already imagine.
When he completed this task, the rewards would be immense.
If he failed, he’d have to start over!
If he won, it would be a grand tour of the Y?hi household!
He had been led astray by Itsuki.
What four tomoe?
This must be the Mangekyo!
A regular three-tomoe Sharingan has three tomoe in the eye.
Itsuki’s looked like a snake swallowing its tail, connecting four tomoe.
It is simple at a glance but intricately deep on closer inspection.
This should be a form of the Mangekyo!
“Mangekyo!”
“This is the Mangekyo!”
“Itsuki, this is your Mangekyo!”
Shisui couldn’t help but exclaim.
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