Naruto World: Acquiring the Dung Fruit and Joining the Second War - Chapter 64
Chapter 64: Everyone Looks Stupid
Chiba took off running once again.
Danzo chased after him once more.
“Master Danzo, listen to me, I just fell asleep. I had no idea you’d been looking for me all morning,” Chiba explained as they rushed out of the Hokage building.
Danzo paid no attention to Chiba’s explanation and continued chasing even faster.
Danzo was seething with anger. He had worked hard to find the other party for a long time, but this guy had actually been sleeping in the conference room.
Not only that but when he and Hiruzen saw the barbecue sticks all over the meeting room, they couldn’t stand it anymore.
Where was the meeting room?
This was an important place to discuss major events in the village. Chiba had actually been eating barbecue here?
As they ran, Chiba suddenly dropped a piece of gold that rolled in front of Danzo.
In an instant, the gold disappeared up Danzo’s sleeve.
But that didn’t stop him.
The two of them ran wildly from the street all the way to the back mountain.
Chiba finally stopped running.
He took a deep breath and turned to face Danzo, who was still chasing him.
Chiba activated his imitation ability.
Shit Technique!
In an instant, Chiba’s body transformed into a manure-covered figure.
“Come on! Hit me!” he exclaimed, as he expelled more excrement.
Danzo slammed on the brakes, kicking up gravel from a deep ditch.
At this moment, Chiba’s body was covered in excrement, and the excrement soup fell to the ground with a disgusting sound.
The repulsive smell assaulted Danzo, making him step back.
“So, this is your shit escape ability?” Danzo’s face was extremely unpleasant as if he had just eaten manure.
When I punch you, I get a fistful of shit.
Moreover, with this smell, who would dare to stand in front of you?
Danzo pulled out a thick stack of masks from his pocket and put on more than a dozen layers.
“Alright, I won’t blame you anymore. Quickly get rid of this state!” Danzo said.
“Really?” Chiba asked.
Puff!
Without saying a word, Chiba expelled another stream of excrement.
“Of course,” Danzo replied.
Soon…
The two of them sat atop the back mountain, the atmosphere peaceful.
“With the current progress, the wall will be completed the day after tomorrow,” Danzo said, sweeping his gaze across the foot of the mountain.
He had mobilized the largest force in the village to build the wall, and the speed was quite fast.
“What about the livestock? Just purchasing them from the village won’t be enough, right?” Chiba asked casually.
After all, he needed a large number of livestock.
“Don’t worry, the livestock issue has been resolved,” Danzo said with a smile, seemingly happy about something.
However, his expression soon changed.
“Chiba, although your ability is good, it also has its shortcomings. The technique you just used is similar to the Hydration Technique of the Yamanaka Clan, which grants immunity to physical attacks,” Danzo said seriously.
Chiba was slightly taken aback.
Similar to the Hydration Technique?
What I imitate is the Hydration Technique.
“You should also be wary of Lightning Style with this kind of technique, and you must be cautious of genjutsu and poisonous gas,” Danzo pointed out as if advising the younger generation.
Chiba nodded.
The atmosphere suddenly fell silent.
Perhaps it was for a moment, or perhaps it was for a long time.
“Master Danzo,” Chiba spoke up.
“Yes?”
“I have a question.”
“Go ahead.”
“What would you do if there was an enemy so strong that the entire village could hardly fight against them?”
“Oh? The whole village is unable to fight them?” Danzo questioned.
“Yes.”
“In that case, we would unite with other ninja villages.”
“And if even together we can’t stop them?”
At this point, Danzo fell silent.
He seemed to be pondering how to answer this question.
Finally, he spoke again.
“Then, we join that enemy.”
Chiba: “…”
So, we join them if we can’t defeat them?
But Danzo wasn’t finished.
“We join the enemy, and then exploit their weaknesses and dismantle them from within.”
As he said this, Danzo’s eyes grew incredibly deep.
…
It had been a frustrating day.
At least for many of the ninjas, life today wasn’t easy.
Every ninja who accepted a mission walked into the Hokage’s office with a determined face and walked out with a constipated expression.
“Tsunade, hurry up! If you don’t, you won’t be able to receive the mission again,” Jiraiya urged at the entrance of the Hokage building, full of fighting spirit.
Beside him, Orochimaru looked on suspiciously, observing the dejected ninjas coming out of the building.
Meanwhile, Tsunade walked unhurriedly, holding a notebook in her hand to record things.
“You spend your whole day studying poison, and now that you’re finally out, can’t you move any faster?” Jiraiya exclaimed.
Boom!
A punch landed on Jiraiya’s face, instantly smashing him against the wall.
Now, Jiraiya remained silent.
In the Hokage’s office, Sarutobi Hiruzen greeted the three disciples with a gentle smile on his face.
“Teacher, we’re here to take the missions,” Orochimaru spoke respectfully.
“Good!” Sarutobi Hiruzen nodded and tossed the mission scrolls to them.
Swish!
Jiraiya couldn’t wait to open the scroll, eager to find a challenging mission.
After all, they were the Hokage’s disciples. How could they be satisfied with ordinary missions?
The mission scroll was opened!
And then…
All three of them were dumbfounded.
[S-rank mission: Collect 50 tons of feces (all types accepted)]
[S-rank mission: Capture 50 wild boars (must survive)]
[A-rank mission: Collect 10 tons of feces (all types accepted)]
[A-rank mission: Capture 10 wild boars (must survive)]
[B-rank mission: Collect 5 tons of feces (any type)]
[B-rank mission: Capture 5 wild boars (must survive)]
[C-rank mission: Collect 1 ton of feces (any type)]
[C-rank mission: Capture 1 wild boar (must survive)]
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