Naruto World: Acquiring the Dung Fruit and Joining the Second War - Chapter 69
Chapter 69: Chiba’s Bold Vision
Leaving the village, Chiba felt a sense of freedom as vast as the sea and as boundless as the sky.
“Suna no Shinobi!” (Sand Shinobi!)
Imitating a Sand Shinobi, he vanished without a trace in an instant.
Filled with excitement, Chiba couldn’t contain his anticipation, even though he was still far from the Land of Whirlpools.
“Land of Whirlpools is similar to that of Konoha, but unlike Konoha, there are many other villages in the Land of Whirlpools.”
What does that mean?
It means that these villages have accumulated a lot of manure.
With the Sand Shinobi having looted many of these villages, wouldn’t it be appropriate for him to collect some manure from them?
If he could gather manure from just Konoha, his transformation technique would reach an S-rank level. With so many villages in the Land of Whirlpools, it would only take minutes for his technique to reach SS or even SSS rank.
“After the Land of Whirlpools, I can finally become a carefree farmer.”
With this thought, Chiba felt a great sense of joy.
Noon arrived, and Chiba reached a river.
Grains of Reincarnation!
As his ability activated, fish floated to the surface of the water, belly-up.
“Clean, non-toxic, and hygienic.”
After a meal of grilled fish, he prepared to continue his journey.
“Hmm?”
Suddenly, Chiba furrowed his brow and leaped away from his spot.
Puff!
A branch as thick as an arm pierced the ground, leaving a hole behind.
“Wood Style?”
Chiba was startled, instantly activating his transformation ability—
Shit Technique!
His body transformed into feces, resembling Superman.
But it wasn’t over yet.
His eyes took on the shape given by Ollie, and he glanced at a large tree.
There, he spotted a humanoid figure hiding, preparing to launch an attack.
While others might not recognize who it was, Chiba could tell at a glance that it was White Zetsu.
“Even under my watchful eyes, you still dare to attempt a sneak attack?” Chiba grinned.
As a result, feces sprayed from his mouth.
“Kneel before me!”
Ability activated—Reincarnation of Grains.
In the next moment, Chiba froze.
He found that White Zetsu remained unaffected.
“Does this mean White Zetsu doesn’t defecate?”
Nourish! Nourish!
At that moment, more than a dozen branches emerged from the ground, attacking Chiba.
Puff!
In the blink of an eye, he was poked to pieces.
Shit covered the ground, forming puddles.
“Is that all?”
White Zetsu’s voice dripped with sarcasm as his body slowly emerged from the tree.
However, White Zetsu was taken aback.
He saw the scattered feces quickly gathering together.
“Shit Escape—Shit-Breaking Wave!”
White Zetsu heard the voice of the man-made feces.
Then he saw himself being cut in two by a torrent of dung.
“Disgusting…”
With a thought, White Zetsu was defeated.
“To be safe, let’s poke it a few more times.”
Approaching the two severed pieces of White Zetsu, Chiba cut them into dozens of pieces using his feces again, finally feeling relieved.
He started again, brooding in the air with a gloomy expression.
“How did I offend Uchiha Madara? How did White Zetsu find me?”
Chiba couldn’t comprehend why Madara would target him.
He understood that he had offended the Sand Shinobi, but other than them, he had never provoked anyone.
After pondering for a long time, Chiba still couldn’t find an answer.
“I defeated White Zetsu. What if Madara comes after me?”
“It’s better if he doesn’t come. Otherwise, I’ll drown him, flooding his hiding place.”
Encouraging himself silently, Chiba’s mood gradually improved.
He even had a bold idea in his mind.
“What if I imitate Uchiha Madara’s techniques to deal with Uchiha Madara?”
The more he thought about it, the more feasible Chiba found the idea.
Just imagine, imitating Uchiha Madara’s Susanoo, transforming into a giant made of feces, wielding two dung swords, and slashing at Uchiha Madara.
Who would be afraid of whom?
With the power of the feces giant, who would dare to engage in close-quarters combat?
…
In the Hokage Conference Room
This time, only three people were present in the meeting room.
Several individuals in Hiruzen’s team knew that Homura’s son was poisoned and incurable, so they decided to hold a three-person meeting.
Step by step, a figure entered the room—it was Mitokado Homura.
“Homura? You came?”
“How did you make it?”
“You shouldn’t have come. Let us spend the remaining time with Fujiki…”
Hiruzen and the others consoled Homura, and even Danzo refrained from his usual mockery.
“Hehe, you worry too much. Fujiki has already recovered.”
Homura smiled weakly and took a seat.
However, he seemed frail, possibly due to vomiting excessively earlier.
…
On the battlefield
“You said Fujiki has recovered?”
“The poison has been neutralized?”
“Tsunade’s skill is truly incredible!”
The three of them were astonished and bombarded Homura with questions.
They had visited Fujiki but were unable to help him.
If anyone in the village could treat Fujiki, it could only be Tsunade.
“It was Chiba who cured him.”
Homura smiled and revealed the surprising news.
“Chiba?”
“Him? How is that possible?”
“He has the ability to detoxify?”
Homura nodded, explaining, “Yes, it was Chiba. He has a unique ability to transform into feces, and somehow it helped remove the poison from Fujiki’s body. I can’t explain the details, but it worked.”
Hiruzen and the others exchanged surprised glances. They couldn’t fathom how Chiba’s ability could be related to healing, but they were grateful for the unexpected outcome.
Homura continued, “Chiba also mentioned encountering Sand Shinobi while in the Land of Whirlpools. They had infiltrated the villages there and caused havoc. It seems they were after something valuable.”
Danzo interjected, “Sand Shinobi? In the Land of Whirlpools? That’s concerning. We should investigate further and strengthen our defenses.”
Hiruzen nodded in agreement, “Indeed, we cannot underestimate their actions. We must gather more information and take appropriate measures to protect our villages.”
As the discussion continued, Homura’s gaze wandered toward the window. He felt relieved that his son was safe and sound, thanks to Chiba’s unexpected assistance.
Meanwhile, Chiba, on his journey, encountered another challenge. He had a brief encounter with White Zetsu, who tried to attack him from a hidden position. However, Chiba’s ability to transform into feces gave him an advantage. He unleashed his “Shit Escape” technique, surprising White Zetsu and eventually defeating him.
After the encounter, Chiba’s thoughts wandered to the enigma of his connection to Madara and his determination to face any potential threats head-on. Little did he know that his actions would have a significant impact on the upcoming events in the shinobi world.
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