Naruto World: Acquiring the Dung Fruit and Joining the Second War - Chapter 71
Chapter 71: Alone, Blocking A Road
Looking at the big tree being constantly corroded, Chiba smiled.
“This technique can summon shit out of thin air and corrupt the enemy…”
Just imagine, Chiba glanced at the enemy, and then the enemy was blurred by Ollie appearing out of thin air.
The best part is that Ollie still has a corrosive effect.
Imagine who would want a disfigured face and endure the strong smell?
“This technique imitates Amaterasu, should I call it the Fecal Photocopy Face Technique?”
Thinking about the name, Chiba felt that it lacked impact and had too much of a local flavor.
But he couldn’t come up with a better name.
Originally, he wanted to continue testing Susanoo, but he thought the consumption might be too high, so he gave up.
Tonight, the stars were shining brightly.
Lying in the wooden house, Chiba gradually fell asleep while looking at the stars in the sky.
Early the next morning, Chiba continued his journey.
He flew southeast all the way.
By ten minutes before noon, he was already approaching the border between the Land of Fire and the Land of Whirlpools.
About half an hour later, he landed on the ground and entered the Land of Whirlpools.
“There are so many villages along the border.”
Seeing several villages ahead, Chiba was about to enter one of them.
He followed the narrow path and soon arrived at the village.
“Young man, who are you?”
As soon as he entered the village, Chiba caught the attention of a gray-haired old man.
There was no one else around except for the old man, who was sitting on a stone pier at the entrance of the village, smoking.
“Old man, I’m here to collect manure.”
Chiba smiled shyly and showed a sincere expression.
“Collecting manure?” The old man seemed a bit suspicious.
Is there someone else who collects manure?
Even if it’s for collecting manure, there should be some tools, right?
Carefully observing the young man in front of him, the old man suddenly realized.
Chiba’s body was covered in dirt, and his hair was disheveled.
Although he kept talking about collecting manure, he didn’t have any tools.
He must be just a beggar who made up a reason.
The old man didn’t know that Chiba was covered in dirt because he flew too fast and all the dust in the air stuck to his clothes, while his hair was blown by the wind.
“My wife, we have a guest!”
Calling out to the sideyard, the old man stood up.
“Come, come to my house for dinner.”
After speaking, he pulled Chiba and walked inside.
It was already noon.
Chiba hadn’t eaten anything in the morning, and meeting the hospitable old man again, he gladly accepted the offer.
“Look at you, hungry child.”
“Eat slowly, no one will take it away from you.”
The old couple urged him, thinking that the young man must have been hungry for a long time, otherwise, why would he eat so quickly?
After finishing the meal, Chiba prepared to leave.
“Son, if you’re hungry, come back for dinner tonight.”
Seeing Chiba about to leave, the old man made the invitation.
“Okay!”
Looking back at the old couple, Chiba left.
The village wasn’t too big, Chiba estimated there were only a few dozen households.
With his speed, he easily sneaked into every house.
As a professional excavator, Chiba’s objective was to not miss a single house.
Although he could use his ability to forcibly condense the feces within a 100-meter radius,
doing so would definitely alarm the villagers.
Therefore, Chiba chose to sneak in quietly.
One village, two villages, three villages…
He cleared out the houses in four villages.
“The villages nearby are done. It’s time to move on.”
Looking back, Chiba continued on his way.
After covering some distance, just as he was about to use the Sand Pad, he suddenly stopped.
Creak! Creak!
There was a caravan approaching.
The bullock cart was loaded with goods.
Four people dressed as merchants followed closely on both sides of the cart.
Chiba spotted the convoy.
The people on both sides of the convoy also noticed Chiba.
“Why does that merchant have a knife bag on his lap?”
Chiba felt suspicious.
“Kill him!”
At that moment, the four people attacked simultaneously.
They drew kunai from their pockets and aimed at Chiba’s vital points.
If one looked closely, one would notice a black-purple sheen on the blade of the kunai, clearly indicating the presence of poison.
“So, these are the so-called bandits…”
Suddenly, Chiba extended his finger.
Snapped!
Ability activated – Grain Reincarnation!
The next moment…
“Gululu… poof!”
“Pfft! Why did I suddenly lose weight?”
“Me too~~”
“Not only did I lose weight, but I also collapsed…”
Before the four could get close, they all emptied their trouser pockets and fell to the ground one by one.
Perhaps due to the excessive speed of their approach, after falling to the ground, their momentum carried them toward Chiba, and they ended up rolling in front of him.
At this moment, several people felt ashamed, their pants were wet, and the disgusting odor of shit filled the air.
“Since you’ve fallen into my hands, you may rest in peace.”
Looking down at the few people in front of him, Chiba brought his palms together.
“Wait a minute! You can’t kill us.”
At that moment, someone spoke with a weak tone and a frightened expression.
“Oh?”
“If you kill us, our companions will tear you apart.”
“You have more companions?”
Chiba frowned and asked.
“Of course, if we don’t return, they’ll all come here. If you let us go, I can let you join us, and together we can clean up the village ahead.”
“I hope your companions come soon, otherwise…” As he spoke, Chiba activated his imitation ability.
Dung Escape – Great Dung Pit Technique!
Suddenly, a large cesspit appeared in front of him.
As expected, all four of them fell into the cesspit.
“Shithole? Ugh!”
“I don’t have the strength to move, Gwuuck~~”
“It’s over, I’m going to drown in the cesspit. Gwuuck!”
“Mom! I don’t want to die yet. Gwuuck…”
Several people cried out, but they couldn’t struggle and were slowly submerged in the cesspit.
Moo!
The old cow caught a whiff of the cesspit’s smell, turned around, and walked toward the nearby woods to graze.
“Since everyone will come, I’ll wait here…”
Looking back at the village, Chiba muttered to himself.
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