Naruto World: Acquiring the Dung Fruit and Joining the Second War - Chapter 83
Chapter 83: Shock Under The Moonlight
Tonight, the sky is filled with stars.
Chiba is feeling a bit sleepy. He knows that soon he will have to secretly go and collect the feces.
After the incident with Orochimaru’s team, he has learned his lesson and decided that he must do the collection alone from now on. He doesn’t want to give people any more reasons to talk about him.
“Just a little longer, when everyone on the battlefield is asleep, I’ll retrieve the poop,” Chiba thinks to himself, silently applauding his cleverness.
However, tonight, not only Chiba is unable to sleep, but also the Konoha Shinobi in the entire camp. They gathered around the observation tower, each one in a hurry.
“Hey, does my mask seem to have a hole? Was it not sewn properly?”
“Nonsense! You’re holding my socks!”
“Hurry up, everyone. The smell is really getting strong!”
“The wind direction tonight is really not favorable…”
A group of people are working hard, sewing masks. The wind tonight is blowing from their position, making it difficult for them to sleep. Following Hatake Sakumo’s call, all the ninjas in the camp come together to make masks for everyone.
Even Hatake Sakumo himself is sewing one meticulously. “With Chiba in the village, this mask will be passed down through generations,” he decides, thinking that his future son should wear a mask from a young age.
Suddenly, a subordinate runs over, holding his nose.
“Master Sakumo, urgent news has just arrived from the village,” the subordinate says, and Hatake Sakumo and the surrounding ninjas are stunned.
“How could there be urgent news from the village in the middle of the night?”
“Could it be that the village was attacked?”
“That’s impossible! Even if it were attacked, the village wouldn’t be in this state.”
“Everyone, look at Master Sakumo’s expression!”
“It looks like he just ate shit…”
Before the subordinate could finish speaking, he is beaten up by the surrounding ninjas.
“How dare you say that Master Sakumo ate shit?”
“Beat him to death, everyone!”
“Stop! Look over there!”
“Huh? Isn’t that Chiba-sama?”
A group of people suddenly stop and turn their gaze in one direction, seeing Chiba sneaking out of the position.
“Master Chiba, what are you doing here?”
“I don’t know, but there’s no way I’m eating shit.”
“Everyone, be quiet. It’ll be bad if you’re discovered.”
Hush!
The group falls silent, their eyes fixed on Chiba, unsure of what he is up to.
Chiba runs towards the canyon, and a group of Konoha Shinobi secretly watches from beneath the observation tower. For a while, Chiba reaches the edge of the canyon.
“There’s no one around. Time to collect the dung!”
Feeling proud, Chiba activates his Multiple Clone Technique and creates hundreds of clones. The clones disperse, and under the moonlight, a large piece of feces from the canyon lifts into the air, gathering more feces and forming a giant dung ball.
“He’s recycling poop!”
“This dung ball is enormous! What incredible power!”
“How is he able to compress such a massive dung ball? Is he going to eat it?”
“I have no idea!”
Curiosity fills the group of onlookers. Even when the feces are condensed into a dung ball, they are unsure of what Chiba’s next move will be.
Then, something surprising happens. The giant dung ball collapses and compresses, doubling in size. In the blink of an eye, it shrinks again, as if by magic. This process repeats 253 times until the dung ball is only the size of a fist.
Under the astonished gaze of the crowd, Chiba struggles to swallow the dung ball, emphasizing once again that he didn’t eat it but merely passed it through his mouth to send it into the septic tank. Chiba knows that he didn’t consume the dung ball at all; his mouth was just a passage. However, the group of observing ninjas fails to understand.
“Did I see that correctly? Did he really swallow it?”
“Yes, you saw it right! He actually ate it!”
“Master Chiba dares to eat poop…”
“When it comes to eating shit, Master Chiba is the leader…”
They are all dumbfounded, their eyes wide open. Meanwhile, Chiba calmly strolls back to the camp and goes back to his quarters to sleep.
“Such a formidable and resilient man and the village wants me to protect him with all my strength?” Hatake Sakumo sighs, his hands shaking as he holds the scroll.
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