Naruto World: Acquiring the Dung Fruit and Joining the Second War - Chapter 91
Chapter 91: The Assassins Are All Wiped Out, Kakuzu Pretends To Be Dead
Kakuzu’s speed was impressive as he galloped along the way. He even discovered traces left by the previous five assassins who had accepted the mission. Following those traces, his speed increased even further.
“Huh? Is there movement?”
Kakuzu sensed some activity ahead, causing him to halt abruptly. He quietly leaned over, a smile forming across his lips. “The five of them are hiding in five directions. It seems they’re preparing to ambush that Chiba. Perfect, I can not only observe the battle but also finish them off.”
Having made up his mind, Kakuzu squatted silently, planning to deal with the remaining work. If he killed these five assassins, he would enjoy the 50 million tael reward alone.
Time passed, and suddenly, a figure appeared in mid-air, stepping on a lump of feces as it fell to the ground.
“Controlling flying feces? Impressive ability!”
Kakuzu remembered the opponent’s power but remained calm. After all, with five assassins rushing ahead, he could use them to observe Chiba’s feces abilities.
At that moment, Chiba stood in a daze. He had rushed all the way from the village, but he hadn’t seen a single hair of the promised river, people, or dung trucks.
“This is all a lie!”
Chiba realized he had been deceived and felt deeply disappointed. The feeling of coming with high expectations only to be let down saddened him greatly.
“Um?”
Chiba sensed a slight movement and furrowed his brow.
“Lightning Style—Lightning Technique!”
Unexpectedly, a bolt of thunder burst out from behind a big tree. The thunder crackled, emitting a dazzling white light, and struck Chiba directly.
Simultaneously, several kunai with detonating symbols attached was shot from the other four directions. In a split second, lightning and the detonating symbols exploded simultaneously.
Zila~~
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
A loud explosion echoed, accompanied by a cloud of smoke and dust.
Witnessing this scene, the assassins were overjoyed. However, their joy was short-lived. They were stunned to see that, in the explosion’s smoke, countless pieces of feces were scattered like rain.
“Gwoock!”
“Get out of the way! Gwockk~~”
“Hey! There are too many, I couldn’t dodge…”
“I’m covered in… feces!”
The five assassins couldn’t react in time and were thrown back. What made matters worse was the unbearable smell of feces, similar to the stench of constipation after ten days.
“Gwockk~~” The assassins jumped up together, all in disgust.
Meanwhile, Kakuzu watched from a distance, dumbfounded. He had anticipated Chiba’s various feces abilities, but he didn’t expect the smell to be so overpowering. Just seeing the assassins vomit was evidence that they didn’t want to get the feces on their bodies.
Suddenly, Kakuzu’s nose twitched. “I’m so far away, and the smell has reached me?” He quickly pinched his nose and continued observing in secret.
On the field, the smoke from the explosion slowly cleared, revealing a round dung ball with pits and hollows, more than three meters in diameter. It was evident that the explosion had blown feces out of these cavities.
Inside the dung ball, Chiba continued activating his mimicry ability.
Shit Eyes!
He transformed his eyes to mimic the white eyes’ appearance, given by Ollie, and began observing the situation outside the dung ball.
“Five people ambushed me, but why is there a spectator in the distance?” Chiba wondered.
At that moment, the assassins realized the truth.
“No wonder we were splashed with feces. It turns out he condensed them into balls!” one of them exclaimed.
“He must be hiding in the dung ball!” another concluded.
“This dung ball is too big; the detonating talisman can’t explode it.” One assassin volunteered, suppressing the urge to vomit, wiping the feces off his face. With his Wind Style, he attempted to slice open the dung ball with wind blades.
Quickly forming seals with his hands, he shouted, “Wind Style—”
Inside the dung ball, Chiba saw the assassin’s attempt. No movement could escape his dung eyes.
“You think you can seal it? You’re mistaken,” Chiba sneered. Instantly activating his ability, the grains of feces reincarnated.
The next moment, before the ninja seals were completed, they felt their rectums loosen, and feces sprayed out like a floodgate.
Puff puff!
The other four assassins also suffered from diarrhea, their voices overlapping. One of them even had his feces squirm so much that it punctured his trouser pocket. The stench scattered in all directions, causing dizziness among the group.
“He can control feces and cause diarrhea,” one of the assassins remarked. “This information didn’t mention this ability at all!”
“He’s coming, he’s coming out…”
“It’s over, I’m exhausted…”
“Destroy them quickly, I’m tired.”
Lying on the ground, their limbs limp and bodies weakened, the five assassins were helpless. They no longer had the strength to cover their noses or even vomit.
Chiba stepped out of the dung ball and approached the assassins, a devilish smile on his face. Activating his imitation ability, Shit Cut!
Puff! Puff! Puff!
After slashing at the five assassins, Chiba raised his knife and struck them one final time. With that done, Chiba turned around and walked toward a big tree tens of meters away.
“He’s coming!”
Kakuzu, hidden behind the tree, looked shocked. He, too, experienced diarrhea. With only one chrysanthemum despite having five hearts, he was powerless. Were it not for the support of his five hearts, he would have fallen from the tree.
Step! Step! Step!
Chiba approached the big tree, about ten meters away, and raised his right hand. Activating his imitation ability—Shit Gun!
Whoosh!
The shit gun shot out quickly, piercing the big tree directly through its trunk.
Plop!
A figure was pierced through the heart and fell to the ground.
Kakuzu decided it would be safer to play dead. After all, he was weak, had lost one heart, and was at a significant disadvantage. Pretending to be lifeless, he relied on the support of his remaining hearts.
Moreover, he had successfully escaped from First Hokage’s hands by pretending to be dead.
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