One Piece My Partner is Too Crooked - Chapter 34
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“Yuck!”
Not long after setting sail, the boastful Aqua, who had just been boasting, leaned on the railing of the ship’s bow and spat out a colourful rainbow towards the sea below.
Due to spending too much time in the divine realm and not fully recovering from last night’s drinking, she had been busy moving things around just now.
With several factors combined, both expected and unexpected, Aqua felt dizzy on the ship.
“You, aren’t you supposed to be the goddess of water who can do anything on the sea? You’re quite useless…”
Beside Aqua, Icey stood speechless.
Nevertheless, he still reached out and gently patted Aqua’s back to help her ease the discomfort after vomiting.
“Too much, Icey. You shouldn’t underestimate me like that. Just watch, I’ll overcome this and show you!”
After finishing vomiting, Aqua, weakly raising her head and puffing out her chest, rolled her eyes and tried to find excuses for her embarrassment.
Suddenly, a gust of sea wind hit, causing waves on the sea surface, and the Infinite Dream ship swayed slightly.
Aqua, who had just recovered from vomiting, felt her stomach churning again and immediately leaned over the railing.
She vomited again…
Watching Aqua slump on the deck as if drained, Icey sighed heavily with a mixture of heaviness and concern.
Is the sea the main stage for this foolish goddess?
He began to doubt his previous judgment.
Indeed, one couldn’t have too high expectations for Aqua. Otherwise, the disappointment and impact would increase exponentially!
“Wait for me here. I’ll make you a bowl of porridge. Besides, I’m a bit hungry too.”
After all, Icey couldn’t bear it in his heart since she was his only companion. He patted the dust off his hands and turned to walk down to the restaurant on the first floor.
“Thank you very much for your care, Lord Icey!” Aqua was moved to tears.
Arriving in the kitchen on the first floor, Icey skillfully prepared the ingredients for porridge: some greens, a little lean meat, and a few large prawns.
Since the Bucky Pirate Group operated around Organ Island, this time’s destination was naturally the coastal port of Orange Town.
According to the distance shown on the Eastern Sea Navigation Chart, combined with the direction indicated by the compass and the current wind strength, it would take about five days to arrive.
Of course, Icey’s knowledge of navigation was learned in Windmill Village and lacked practical experience, so it was difficult for him to be precise about the time.
However, including their daily consumption of Aqua, the ingredients prepared by the onboard restaurant were enough for a whole week.
Even if business was booming and everything was sold out before they reached Organ Island for supplies, Icey didn’t have to worry about being left with nothing to eat.
When Icey returned to the second-floor deck with two large bowls of piping hot shrimp and lean meat porridge, he saw Aqua, who had recovered her spirits, knocking on a piece of wood with a small wooden mallet.
“Are you okay?” Icey placed the porridge on the outdoor dining table specially set up and looked at Aqua, who suddenly became energetic, with some surprise.
Just a few minutes ago, she looked half-dead, didn’t she?
“Don’t underestimate me, Icey. I’m the goddess of water who can thrive in any difficult environment!”
Putting down the wooden mallet in her hand, Aqua stood up and sat opposite Icey, her aquamarine eyes gleaming with pride.
Icey stared at her for a few seconds, quickly guessing why: “Are you blessing yourself?”
With the faith of Windmill Village villagers, Aqua’s divine power had slightly recovered, and it wasn’t difficult for her to do such a thing.
“Mm-hmm!” Aqua nodded shamelessly, without denying it.
Seeing the nicely presented shrimp porridge in front of her, she, who had been hungry for a long time, picked it up and started eating.
“Hiss~ Hiss~ It’s hot!”
As expected, she burned her mouth…
Icey couldn’t help but roll his eyes at this impulsive goddess. Instead, he shifted his gaze to the wooden mallet and wooden board not far away: “What are you doing with these things?”
Aqua continued to blow on the hot porridge in her bowl without turning her head: “I think our onboard restaurant is too monotonous, so I want to hang a sign at both ends of the door so that customers can see it clearly when they come in.”
“I didn’t expect you to consider such details?” Icey was surprised.
Because he didn’t plan to do legitimate business, so things like signs were not particularly important to him.
Could this foolish goddess’s seasickness blessing also heal her brain?
It was a surprise that this child finally became a little more normal!
Thinking of this, Icey subconsciously showed a comforting smile like an old father.
“So, Icey, you still know too little about this goddess!” Aqua didn’t notice the true meaning of Icey’s smile on his face; he just felt that he knew too little about the goddess.
Saying that Aqua picked up the slightly cooled shrimp porridge.
“Wait, Aqua, take mine.” Icey reached out and pushed his porridge in front of Aqua.
“What do you want? I won’t just give away my porridge for nothing!” Aqua became nervous and guarded her porridge.
“Your bowl doesn’t have salt…” Icey said nonchalantly.
He originally planned to discipline this drunkard Aqua, but seeing her occasionally helping to make a sign, he didn’t have such intentions anymore.
“Huh?!” Aqua was shocked.
In the end, the two of them exchanged their porridge.
While Icey ate tasteless porridge and felt the cool sea breeze blowing from the sea surface, he couldn’t help but ask, “Aqua, can you control the seawater and create some whirlpools or tsun
Amis? I’ve heard that some gods have such power in ancient legends…”
This was not the first time Icey asked this question.
Unfortunately, the answer was still negative.
As the saying goes, A poor god doesn’t have any followers!
“If I could, would I still have to take this stupid Infinite Dream ship with you? Even if you die, you don’t know how you died! Besides, Icey, are you planning to sink this ship or something?”
Aqua, who had just taken a sip of porridge, was almost choked to death by Icey’s strange question. She looked at Icey with an expression of disbelief.
“In the Infinite Dream World, even if you drown, you’ll wake up. So, don’t worry about this kind of thing.” Icey nodded seriously.
“Oh…” Aqua nodded as if she understood but didn’t understand.
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