One Piece's Bizzare Adventure - Chapter 60
The next day.
Kameyu Department Store.
“Hello, sir. My name is Yoshikage Kira, and I’m delighted to serve you.” The impeccably dressed Yoshikage Kira bowed slightly. “Firstly, please allow me to introduce the newest products in our store.”
Not far away, the balding marketing department head nodded approvingly.
You can teach an old dog new tricks~
At this moment, several senior employees from the marketing department walked over, chatting and laughing.
Seeing the department head, they quickly restrained their smiles. “Chief Tanaka, you’ve been working hard.”
Marketing department head Tanaka Sado’s tone was displeased. “Why are you guys slacking off? Look at the newcomer, Yoshikage, he’s already sold five sets of products this morning!”
“Ah, um…” The old employees were speechless.
Yoshikage Kira, who had just sold the sixth set of products, happened to see this scene. He walked over quickly and asked, puzzled, “Chief, senpai, what’s going on?”
It must be said that Yoshikage Kira’s looks were indeed excellent.
Tall and slender, with smooth blonde hair, and a facial structure that was sharp yet delicate.
With these conditions, he could easily be a male PR!
One could argue that even if they were customers, they would be willing to buy things from a young handsome guy like Yoshikage Kira.
Seeing the embarrassment of the seniors, department head Tanaka Sado couldn’t bear to embarrass the old employees in front of the juniors. He just said, “Learn a thing or two from Yoshikage-kun!”
The old employees nodded repeatedly, bowed, and left dejectedly.
Tanaka Sado turned around and showed a friendly smile to Yoshikage Kira. “Yoshikage-kun, achieving such performance on your second day of work, it seems like you’ll be the model employee at the end of the month.”
“No, no, no, senpai are taking care of me, that’s why they gave the opportunity to a newcomer like me. I still have a lot to learn.” Yoshikage Kira smiled lightly.
“If there’s nothing else, Chief Tanaka, I’ll go for lunch first.”
“I’ll treat you.” Tanaka Sado made a gesture of goodwill.
Hearing this, Yoshikage Kira was stunned for a moment. But he quickly regained his composure and bowed apologetically. “I’m sorry, I already have plans with someone else.”
“Well, then, there’s nothing I can do.” Tanaka Sado expressed understanding, patted Yoshikage Kira’s shoulder, and said, “Keep up the good work in the afternoon.”
Yoshikage Kira respectfully agreed.
As Tanaka Sado walked away, Yoshikage Kira’s smile suddenly disappeared, replaced by a menacing chill.
He remained silent, picked up his briefcase, walked out of the store, and went straight to the quiet ‘Duwang Park’.
He found a secluded corner.
Yoshikage Kira opened his briefcase and took out a plastic-wrapped dried rice ball, muttering softly, “It’s been a busy morning, having to fake smiles and bow politely. But these are necessary trials. For a calm and beautiful life, I need a better position.”
With that in mind, he took a bite of the rice ball.
The refreshing sourness of the plum melted in his mouth, increasing his appetite.
However, Yoshikage Kira always felt like something was missing.
He put down the rice ball and focused on his meticulously clean nails.
“They’ve grown.” Yoshikage Kira muttered to himself.
Humans could not stop the growth of their nails.
Similarly, humans could not restrain their impulses and desires.
How long had it been since his last murder? Yoshikage Kira silently calculated.
After lunch, Yoshikage Kira rested for a while before getting up and returning to Kameyu Department Store.
In the afternoon, he continued to sell appliances.
Yoshikage Kira was very serious about his work.
With his looks and eloquence, he successfully sold two rice cookers.
As time passed slowly, it soon came time to finish work. Yoshikage Kira casually glanced at his watch and decided to try his luck on the streets tonight.
“Ding dong.”
At that moment, the automatic door opened.
Four men walked in from outside.
The elderly man in the lead held up a photo, constantly comparing it to something.
A black-haired youth scanned the surroundings and happened to make eye contact with Yoshikage Kira.
Yoshikage Kira squeezed out a smile against his will. “Welcome to Kameyu Department Store.”
“Hello.” The black-haired youth approached alone. “May I ask your name?”
Although it was strange, Yoshikage Kira answered truthfully, “I am Yoshikage Kira from the sales department.”
“Finally found you.” The black-haired youth smiled slightly.
In an instant, Yoshikage Kira had a very bad feeling, but he remained composed on the surface. “Dear customer, you must be joking. I’m just an ordinary salesperson.”
Before he could finish his sentence, he was ruthlessly interrupted by the other party.
“No, you are not just an ordinary salesperson.”
The black-haired youth cleared his throat.
“Yoshikage Kira, 24 years old, lives in the villa area northeast of Morioh Town, unmarried, works at Kameyu Department Store, and always returns home by 8 p.m. at the latest every day. He doesn’t smoke and only drinks alcohol in moderation. He goes to bed at 11 p.m. every night and always sleeps for a full 8 hours. Before bed, he drinks a glass of warm milk and does 20 minutes of stretching exercises to relax his body before sleeping, usually sleeping until dawn. He wakes up in the morning like a baby, without any fatigue or stress.”
After saying a long paragraph in one go, he stopped.
“More importantly, you’re a serial killer, aren’t you?”
“You…”
Yoshikage Kira’s bad feeling was on point!
Without thinking, he stepped back.
“Killer Queen!”
As the words fell, a pink figure flew out of Yoshikage Kira’s body.
Just as he was about to use ‘Sheer Heart Attack’ to create an opportunity to escape, Yoshikage Kira suddenly felt a pain in his abdomen and was sent flying.
“Bam! Bam! Bam!”
The shelves collapsed.
Numerous electrical appliances fell to the ground.
Yoshikage Kira almost fainted from the pain.
The black-haired youth glanced back at his companions, muttering inexplicable words like ‘Isn’t it bullying to use time stop with a big pink cat’, and slowly approached.
Yoshikage Kira struggled to get up.
“Killer Queen, Second Bomb.”
“Whoosh!”
The sound of a waterfall suddenly sounded in his ears.
Countless green crystals accurately hit Yoshikage Kira’s left shoulder, causing his momentum to halt.
“I advise you not to act rashly.”
The red-haired youth crossed his arms in front of his chest. “Take a good look at your feet. The ‘Hierophant Green’ has already set up a barrier here!
The second you move, countless ‘Emerald Splash’ will be launched.”
Yoshikage Kira looked down.
Sure enough, dozens of intertwined green threads had appeared under his feet at some point, firmly trapping him in the center.
“Good grief.”
The youth with the hat pressed down on the brim of his hat and pointed forward.
A bulky purple figure flew out from behind him.
A tremendous pressure emanated from the figure.
Despair welled up in Yoshikage Kira’s heart.
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