One Piece's Bizzare Adventure - Chapter 67
“Yo yo yo, isn’t this the disgrace of 5A, ‘Red Hot Chili Pepper’? It’s been a few days, and you’re looking worse for wear.”
Jon wasn’t scared; he just casually waved his hand.
“Cut the crap, I’m very busy right now and don’t have time to deal with you. If you know what’s good for you, get lost.”
The smile on ‘Red Hot Chili Pepper’s’ face immediately stiffened.
Jotaro and Josuke were on high alert, afraid that the Stand with the strange electric currents might suddenly attack.
But, to their surprise, ‘Red Hot Chili Pepper’ actually retreated into the outlet without saying a single harsh word.
The uncle and nephew exchanged glances.
What was that all about?
“The essence of Stand battles is information warfare. Know yourself and your enemy, and you will be invincible. Unless absolutely necessary, never engage an enemy whose abilities you don’t understand,” Jon raised a finger and casually gave an example, “It’s like how everyone knows Jotaro can stop time…”
Wait a minute, how does everyone know I can stop time?
And who’s Jotaro?!
Hearing Jon’s words, Jotaro’s face turned as black as a pot bottom.
On the other hand, Josuke showed an expression of sudden realization, “Jon, you mean that guy chickened out because he didn’t understand our Stand abilities!”
“Correct.” Jon nodded.
Pausing, he said earnestly, “A Stand’s power is limited, but the power of unity is limitless. When fighting, unless you can be 100% sure you won’t lose, it’s best to stick with your teammates.”
In the world of JoJo, solo heroism is the most dangerous thing.
Preserve your KDA.
Survive to deliver the damage!
“What if you don’t have teammates and have to face an unknown enemy?” Josuke asked curiously.
Jon pondered for a moment and then said confidently, “In that case, I suggest using the Joestar family’s secret technique.”
“The Joestar family’s secret technique?!”
Josuke couldn’t help but swallow his saliva.
Such a technique cannot be easily shared!
Jotaro’s eyes narrowed as he interrupted, “That’s enough chit-chat, we still have things to do.”
“Oh~”
Josuke dragged out his words, feeling somewhat regretful.
Josuke silently vowed to find a chance to properly learn from Jon.
When Keicho Nijimura slowly woke up, it was already late.
“Where… where am I?” He shook his groggy head, still not quite sure what was happening.
Suddenly, a familiar voice rang in his ear.
“Big bro! Thank goodness, you’re finally awake!”
This voice…
Okuyasu?
Looking in the direction of the voice, Keicho Nijimura met his younger brother’s worried eyes.
“Big bro! Use your invincible ‘Bad Company’ to think of something!”
Chained up tightly, Okuyasu Nijimura cried out, “I can’t even lift my arm, I can’t use ‘The Hand’s’ ability!”
Hearing this, many fragmented memories flooded into his mind, and Keicho Nijimura immediately remembered the black-haired young man with the casual tone.
He gritted his teeth and said, “That damned brat!”
At this moment, Jon walked in with a tray, chuckling, “Keicho, it’s not a good habit to curse people behind their backs.”
Keicho felt like he had a lump of blood stuck in his throat.
Who are you? Do I know you well?
“Let me go,” he glared at Jon, “Or I’ll make sure you die a horrible death!”
“You have mental issues, I won’t stoop to your level.”
Jon remained expressionless as he placed two bowls of pork cutlet rice on the tray.
One bowl in front of the big fool, one in front of Keicho. He said, “Normally, someone like you who shoots people randomly, disrupts public order, and is morally corrupt, I’d just kill to save the trouble. But, seeing how your brother is an innocent fool, I’ve decided to spare you and give you a chance to surrender.”
“Hehe.” Hearing someone praise him, Okuyasu laughed.
Keicho was furious and scolded, “Okuyasu, shut up!”
Terrified of his big brother’s angry glare, Okuyasu lowered his head obediently.
Jon couldn’t help but recall what Keicho said in another world.
‘Anyway, I’ll raise this little idiot into an adult first.’
Yes, you definitely did that. Killer Queen approves.
“Let me go!” Keicho was secretly anxious.
Jon seemed to guess his thoughts and comforted, “If you’re worried about… uh, the one in the attic, I’ve already fed him.”
Pausing, he smiled, “Of course, if you want him to be put out of his misery, I can help with that too.”
This round, this round was a double win.
Keicho was dumbfounded.
Even the usually slow Okuyasu was shocked.
Jon, as if anticipating their reactions, calmly said, “First, let me introduce myself. I’m Jon, Jon Joestar.”
Stand, time travel, parallel worlds.
The more Okuyasu listened, the more confused he became.
Keicho, on the other hand, listened intently to every word Jon said.
The more he listened, the worse his expression became.
Finally, Keicho said with a complex tone, “So, in that world, I accepted the check and didn’t…”
“Didn’t use the arrow to kill randomly.” Jon nodded.
Saying this, his expression darkened.
“The boy you shot this morning almost died, you know?”
Keicho remained silent.
Accepted by the ‘arrow,’ you gain a Stand.
Rejected by the ‘arrow,’ you die.
He was very aware of his actions.
“Keicho, since we’ve had dealings before, I’ll give you two options. First, I’ll help you achieve your wish, and you turn yourself into the police and serve your time honestly.
Second, I’ll kill you right now to avenge those you’ve shot.”
Keicho sneered, “So, you’re not a passing Stand user, but a boring warrior of justice from a tokusatsu show?”
“No, no, everything I do is for myself,” Jon vehemently denied.
Seeing Keicho’s disbelief, he scratched his brow and added, “Getting new abilities, I have to practice a bit, right?”
Keicho: ???
Reality, abandoned house.
[Beep beep, thought imprint implantation failed, whatever you think, it’s your fault!]
“Stop talking.”
[My ability has evolved again. I can open the ‘door’ to the subconscious. And you use it to persuade people to surrender?]
“What else?”
[We could do something more thrilling.]
“Like?”
[Make Jotaro fall in love with marine biology from the bottom of his heart and marry a dolphin or something.]
“Moderate your jokes, ORA ORA warning!”
[Tsk, boring.]
Jon rubbed his temples helplessly.
What to do when your Stand keeps urging you to do dangerous things?
Waiting online, is quite urgent!
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