One Piece's Bizzare Adventure - Chapter 69
That night, at Morioh Grand Hotel, Room 2203.
[Constantly falling into despair, Yoshikage Kira is trash.]
“…”
[To prevent Yoshikage Kira from falling into despair, Jon Joestar, who stops time and ambushes him, is the king of trash!]
“???”
[Eliminating Yoshikage Kira, sneaking into his mansion, using Hamon to send Yoshihiro Kira’s soul to heaven, and unapologetically taking the ‘Arrow,’ Jon Joestar is the king of kings of trash!]
“!!!”
Jon was silent for a moment before saying to Jotaro beside him, “Jotaro, can I ask you a question?”
Jotaro nodded, “Ask.”
“It’s just…” Jon seemed very embarrassed, “Has ‘Star Platinum’ ever insulted you?”
Jotaro: ???
Jon explained, “In prison, when you shot yourself in the temple, did ‘Star Platinum’ ever say something like, ‘Is your brain smashed by a frying pan?'”
Hearing this, Jotaro’s rare old face turned red.
He didn’t answer, just pressed down his hat, “Yare yare daze, I’m going to rest.”
With that, Jotaro got up to leave.
At the door, he turned around.
“For the next two days, we…”
He pursed his lips and changed his words, “For the next two days, we should lay low in the hotel. Although that guy deserved to die, attacking him in front of the department store was a bit excessive.”
Pausing, Jotaro changed the topic.
“And, as soon as I arrived in Morioh, I called the old man, Joseph Joestar, and told him about you and Josuke. He should be arriving soon.”
Joseph Joestar, huh…
Jon rubbed his smooth chin.
If he remembered correctly, in this world, Joseph Joestar, due to neglecting his Hamon training and being drained by the blonde vampire, was physically and mentally no different from an ordinary old man.
Despite having defeated ‘Ultimate Beings’ and saved the world, it’s truly sad to see a hero in decline.
Two days passed in the blink of an eye.
The Arrow taken from Yoshihiro Kira had become useless.
However, this time he didn’t gain new abilities but rather enhanced his previous ones to a certain degree.
[Ding, upgrade complete!]
[Ability 1: Control all ‘door’ concepts within a radius of 1500 meters, and open invisible doors anywhere to enter the ‘inner world.’]
[Ability 2: Establish a personal space of 500 cubic meters in the ‘inner world.’]
[Ability 3: Open two invisible ‘doors’ simultaneously and link their spaces.]
[Ability 4: Open the door to the subconscious and implant a mental seal.]
Little D seemed to enjoy pretending to be a system.
Jon chose to ignore this.
Feeling ignored, Little D’s tone became plaintive.
[Indeed, for the current me, an ordinary ‘Arrow’ is no longer satisfying.]
[Sigh, I really want to taste the soft and sticky ‘Bug Arrow’~]
Ignoring this was one thing, but hearing it, Jon suddenly remembered something and communicated telepathically, “Little D, other Stands evolve into ‘Requiem’ with a prick from the ‘Bug Arrow’ and then drop it. Why do you absorb it?”
[…Let me ask you, what’s at the end of the universe?]
Jon looked puzzled, “How should I know?”
[Then how should I know why I absorb the ‘Bug Arrow’!]
Arguing with his Stand.
Jon was defeated once again.
Current record: 4 wins, 396 losses
Looking out at the weather, the ‘Black-haired Loser’ intended to chat with his nephew to soothe his wounded soul.
But before he could move, Jotaro came first.
“Yoshikage Kira’s identity as a serial killer has been exposed.” Jotaro held a newspaper that smelled of ink, “The police found dismembered female body parts in his home.”
“They were in the refrigerator, right?” Jon said casually.
Jotaro remained silent.
“I told you, that guy deserved to die.” Jon patted Jotaro’s shoulder like an elder, “I’ve done many bad things in my life, but not that.”
Jotaro tugged at the corner of his mouth.
Old man Joseph from another world, how did you raise your kids?!
Sighing imperceptibly, Jotaro spoke, “Since the police now know Yoshikage Kira is a serial killer, their search efforts will likely decrease.
Joseph Joestar’s ship arrives this afternoon. Let’s take Josuke and go meet him.”
Jon had no objections.
They left the ‘Morioh Grand Hotel’ and took a taxi to Josuke’s house.
To their surprise, they found Josuke with a bruised face and Koichi Hirose, who had just awakened his Stand ‘Echoes.’
Seeing them, Josuke was overjoyed, “Jon, Mr. Jotaro!”
“What happened to you?”
Jon frowned and discreetly used Kenbunshoku Haki to check Josuke’s injuries.
Luckily, they were only superficial wounds.
Josuke scratched his head, “The golden Stand from the abandoned house appeared again, but Koichi helped.”
“No, no, I just distracted it. Josuke defeated ‘Red Hot Chili Pepper.'” Koichi waved his hand modestly.
Jon ‘tsk-ed’ in annoyance.
Akira Otoishi, you dare attack my half-brother while I’m away!
He looked at Jotaro, “Jotaro, you stay here. I’ll be right back.”
Jotaro’s eyelid twitched, and he quickly grabbed Jon.
Jon was momentarily stunned but then realized, “Don’t worry, I won’t go too far.”
Jotaro was still uneasy.
He had witnessed the thrilling (brutal) scene of Jon decapitating Yoshikage Kira with a single sword.
“I just want to warn him not to misuse his Stand,” Jon promised sincerely.
There was one more thing he didn’t mention.
He planned to implant a mental seal in Akira Otoishi’s subconscious.
In the original timeline, Akira Otoishi entered prison obediently because he feared Jotaro’s ‘Star Platinum.’
‘A tree unpruned grows crooked; a person undisciplined becomes unruly.’
Jon’s sincere eyes gained Jotaro’s trust.
Under everyone’s watchful eyes, Jon took a step forward, directly entering the ‘inner world,’ and in the blink of an eye, teleported a kilometer away.
Josuke felt warm inside.
This feeling of having an older brother was a novel experience for him.
Jotaro pressed his hat with resignation, turned around, and spoke solemnly, “Josuke, Jon and I came to take you to the dock.”
He paused.
“Your father, Joseph Joestar, is here.”
Hearing this, Josuke’s expression froze.
He instinctively wanted to refuse.
But after a struggle, Josuke nodded.
Jotaro breathed a sigh of relief.
As long as he could make the father and son meet, his task would be complete.
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