One Punch Man King Engine - Chapter 26
“Ding, detecting that the host’s consciousness has been deprived and his life is threatened, the system automatically turns on the wake-up mechanism.”
“Ding, the system is low on energy. Please consume the cards to replenish.”
The system consumed the Two-Stars Card – Fanta Monster and the One-Star card – Little Vaccine Man consecutively. It even prompted Wang Feng to rise to level 5, gaining 5 attribute points and 1 skill point, but unfortunately, no skills were comprehended.
“Ding, energy has been sufficient, wake-up mechanism activated!”
“Ouch my head” Wang Feng woke up from the confusion in the running of an uncontrollable car, clutching his stunned head and pushing the door of the car, staggered out and fell to the ground.
Even he didn’t realize if the two cards are missing in the system weren’t even noticed.
“I see, king’s luck value is full, but there’s an old saying “fortune is bad”, so I must be combining the two characteristics of the strongest luck and the strongest bad luck.”
After his head cleared for a while, he couldn’t help but spit out. My God, how unlucky he must be to encounter all kinds of dangers one after another, not to mention the monster, the other day he met some monsters, and now a car accident, this unlucky broomstick is not as unlucky as me, right!
“Eh, where’s Mike?” Wang Feng is looking for Mike.
After he physically recovers, he takes over the car to his feet and sees Mike passed out in the driver’s seat. He reaches in and opens the door, and pulls Mike out.
“Mike, wake up……. ”
He slapped Mike so hard a few times. Well, he was either retaliating or simply trying to wake Mike up.
“It’s insane! How come there’s no reaction at all when the heartbeat is normal, and there are no injuries?”
He checked Mike’s body, no injuries from the crash. His heartbeat and pulse were normal. He looked at Mike’s pale face, “This guy can’t be sick, can he? Or has he been struck by the curse of the monster?”
Seeing that he couldn’t wake Mike up, he scanned his surroundings. They had entered the edge of downtown O-City. Some buildings were scattered, but it was inexplicably quiet, with only a few insects and birds flying by, but not a single person in sight.
“Where did the monster go?” Wang Feng had heard the monster’s scream clearly before the crash, so how had it disappeared in a moment?
“Hmm? The supermarket is open when no one is there? And the car keys on top of the car are not removed? It seems that the monster did come here just now, causing all the citizens to run away. Well, as the saying goes, a good horse doesn’t go back, and the monster shouldn’t return, which means that this is a safe place for now.”
He helped Mike slowly, hoping to stop a taxi. However, the streets were very depressed, cars lay in the road with no one inside but their keys in the keyhole, supermarkets were similarly empty, but the doors were open.
Tap tap tap
Light footsteps came from the street gate entrance.
“Hmm? That dragon-level monster that Mike was talking about?”
Wang Feng’s breath hitched, not daring to gamble on who was coming and hurriedly helped Mike into the unoccupied supermarket to take shelter.
He and Mike hid behind the shelves, their hearts pounding nervously, the odd engine-like sound echoing harshly in the silent supermarket.
“Damn, I’ll have to get a heart replacement later when I have the money, or I’ll let this ‘Imperial Engine’ heart kill me sooner or later.”
Wang Feng pressed his hands hard against his chest and desperately took deep breaths, hoping to restrain his beating heart.
“Um, is there anyone at the supermarket, please?”
A bald, dangling-eyed, loose-fitting man appeared in front of the supermarket. Wearing a yellow Superman suit, red rubber gloves used for washing dishes on his hands, cheap red rain boots on his feet, and a white cape on his back, so obvious that I think we have guessed his identity. That’s right, and he’s the…… Bald Caped Crusader, Saitama!
So no one was there. The supermarket sale flyer clearly stated that there was still an hour left before the sale ended. Damn, I shouldn’t have delayed on that ugly bastard with four faces just now.” Saitama squeezed a supermarket flyer full of depression.
“Huh, what’s that burbling sound?” He scratched his face with his fingers in confusion, “It’s similar to the sound of my usual farts!”
Since Wang Feng heard the voice, he knew that the visitor was not a monster because no monster would ask “Anyone?” so politely, their question should be “Who else?”
Saitama threw away the original supermarket sale flyer, pulled it out from his body, and took out another P City supermarket sale flyer. Staring at the cover of Wang Feng, who was only wearing underwear on it twice, “Well, it looks like he’s wearing it pretty well. It should fit me!”
“Hey, wait a minute.” Wang Feng put down Mike’s body and walked out of the shelf. Saw a very familiar figure and heroic bald dress standing in front of the supermarket. Vaguely already guessed that the other party might be Saitama, he was slightly excited.
How could he say that Saitama had saved him several times? However, he never had the chance to express his gratitude in person, not to mention that it was thanks to Saitama that he had his current status and fame.
Wang Feng must thank him for such great kindness.
He walked over with an excited look, his hand already outstretched, ready to shake Saitama’s hand to show his gratitude for saving his life for many years in person.
“Nah?” When Saitama heard someone call him, he turned around suspiciously and saw an excited Wang Feng. His face was surprised, and he pointed at Wang Feng and said, “Huh, you’re a panty?”
Wang Feng s excited look was frozen for a moment, and the pace of walking over was equally stiff. He took a deep breath, calmed his inner excitement and thrill, and pointed at Saitama’s bald head with an expressionless face, “Huh, you’re a halogen egg?”
Saitama was stunned, looked at Wang Feng carefully for a few moments, pointed at the left side of Wang Feng’s face, and said, “Nah, you three scars?”
That’s my three scars. That’s my medal of heroism. Fuck you, bitch. Can you talk? Can you speak properly?
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